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Dial J for Jealousy

Rodimus X Amber Rose

Rodimus grimaced as he watched his charge Amber chatting happily without a care in the galaxy only problem? it wasn't him she was happy with. But, Megatron! Megatron the old warlord and ex-leader of the decepticons! who couldn't make a joke to save his life! was making his femme laugh! he growled feeling anger chew away at his spark. ever since ol'Bucket head laid optics on the tiny orange/yellow haired Techno-organic, he's been acting like her dad or something like that...

With an annoyed grumble the Lost Light captain got up to go take a nap in his hab suite, not noticing a pair of confused and worried alice blue eyes following him...

two hours later

[it's pretty slow day on the ship well ships if you count the human path finding vessel Odessa...]

Rodimus was woken up by a light mellow smell of... burnt cinnamon and peaches? his optics onlined and saw Amber sleeping next to his helm her eyes opening smirked at him "morning Mr Green!~" she teased he pouted rolled over so his back was facing her "I wasn't jealous." he huffed.

"Oh, someone has Egypt syndrome.~"

"I'm not in denial, because I'm too cool to be Jealous over some old Bucket."

"Oh, then you won't care if I just leave go sleep in Megtron's suite?"

"No, you're not."

Rodimus growled as Amber felt the suite's temperature raise she cocked a brow at him "why not? I mean I've done it be-!" he suddenly activated his mass displacer and pulled the techno-organic into a heated kiss, he pulled to let her breathe before before snarling out "Mine..." recapturing her lips she felt his servos go up her shirt and Amber knew she wasn't leaving anytime soon.

Tailgate X Paige X Cyclonus

{Note: OC is an AI turned android. they don't have a gender. despite Paige's Mannerisms,body and voice being female,

basically it's non-binary until decidedly she or he}

Both mechs watched with apprehension as their little android talked with a human male, who seemed to be getting a little too close for their liking "He doesn't know Paige is a droid." they both jumped at Cass's voice they looked over to the human bartender as she watched the scene with a flicker of worry; as the man kept talking to the little taupe haired droid.

who was getting more anxious, "you two might want to get-" there was a loud crash causing the three of them to look and see the tray of drinks spilled and broken on the floor and very panicked Paige looking fearfully at the man who drunkenly slurred "goddamn deceiving trash!" he dumped the rest of his drink on the poor droid "thinking you can make a fool outta-" he made a move like he was going to hit Paige he never had a chance.

Paige suddenly shoved him and he was suddenly lifted off the ground by Cyclonus who didn't look to happy "That trash just saved your life... ingrate" the purple mech growled the man looked down and saw a huge dent where he was standing and a very pissed off Tailgate glaring up at him who snapped out of it when Paige put a hand on his ped.

Cyclonus put man down who booked it only for the human security to flank him and drag him to the brig. as the two mechs check their on their lover "Did he hurt you?" Tailgate asked worriedly as he held Paige in his hands as Cyclonus used one of his digits to rub the androids back .

"Nothing a shower and clean clothes would fix. "

"A-are you sure? I mean we could go to Ratchet or Dr. Gates-"

"I'm used to it, they will always be people like him."

"Well it's wrong! I can't believe we were jealous over that, that-!"

The Minicon growled something in cybertronian. it must have been a pretty heavy swear, as a few bots did spit takes and gawked at the minicon. Paige blinked and hugged his face a felt him heat up a bit, as the droid gave him a tiny peck on his mask and hugged Cyclonus's fingers causing him to stiffen (he's not really a PDA kind of mech.)

"I love you guys more then you know, but we should leave, before Swerve comes back." The purple eyed droid looked down at the mess and huge dent in the floor. While Cass sat on her knees crying to her hands "I'm in so much trouble!" she sobbed hysterically before turning to look at trio who were already gone.

Drift & Yuki

Drift felt his optic ridge twitch when his meditation was interrupted by a cocky nasally of Whirl (he sounds zorak from the brak show or space ghost.) "Soo, ya just sit there let that squishy guy move in on your femme?" the helicopter mech said optic squinting in curiosity as he unceremoniously sat next to the white swordsmech.

who just ignored him as he started to calm down and find his inner peace, as the blue mech kept talking "There's no point in confrontation, when there's no conflict." Drift said in a calm manner, Whirl just tsk'd "Fine let them hang out! but, don't come bawling to me when that squish takes...Poki? from you!"

the blue bot got up and left... shame. Because if Whirl had stuck around longer, he probably would've watched, Yuki's unwanted admirer shit bricks when he "tripped" and tried to grab her. Only for a massed displaced Drift to seemly appear out of nowhere,

threw the green eyed brunette over his shoulder and calmly sat back down in his original spot with her in his lap the former assassin smirked watching the guy try to explain to Rung and Ratchet as to why he was making out with a broom? "Someone was jealous." Yuki mused as Drift looked down at her "Heh, maybe a little.~" he smirked kissing her on the forehead.

Megatron & Temperance

"...And with one comment dissing Hannibal Lector, I suddenly understood why we never worked out."

Megatron blinked as he walked passed the bar, and doubled back to see Temperance and sitting on the counter, Swerve,Whirl, First-aid and a few other bots stared at the ashed blonde in amazement as she downed her 48th bottle of beer. not even flinching or showing any signs of drunkenness unlike Catherine; who looked like what humans called a pinball what with the tilting and wobbling she was doing.

"Now this other idiot I had fling with I think his Jason or Jackson...something wit was his strike commader and..."

Swerve "Never knew one human could have so many partners..."

"Well, not all at the same time or anything, Unlike some Boys and girls I actually respect my lovers..."

Whirl: "Wait you were with Femmes too?"

"College, Spring-break of 97 she was nice enough...but, she cheated on me with a boy who sold sunglasses at tourist kiosk."

Megatron having heard enough and cleared his throat, getting the group of fives attention, "Oh, Megs me and Gates were just talking about you." she chirped as the good hummed "And some other things too." the Ex-Warlord mumbled in a low voice, as Swerve nudged Whirl "Someone's jealous." he teased the blue mech just glared at the red and minicon before standing up "as much as these stories are funny, I think i'll call it a night." Whirl said stretching his legs and walking out of the bar.

had the same idea "Ok... As enjoyable as it was to watch Cirrhosis the wonder woman cheat death once more...I'mma call it a night too..~" the ginger haired woman said standing up and stumbled a bit before First-aid picked her up "I don't think you're in any shape to walk, let's take you back to Ratchet." the medic said walking out with the drunk woman who groaned in a sickly manner "please hurry~" she slurred.

When they were gone Megatron looked at Temperance with an readable expression, as she tilted her to look up at him "what?" she asked as the red optic mech seemed to be in deep thought before shaking his helm and calmly gesturing for her to climb on his servo, before leaving the bar minding the dent floor sign as they passed, when they got back to Megatron's hab suite the gray mech sat them both down on his berth finally spoke up.

"*ahem* could you not talk about your past conquests?"

"why?"

"it's just I-I don't like the thought of some other males or females touching you , kissing you and-"

"okay, I get it! don't give me a mental images I've had enough nightmares for life time."

Megatron looked down at the small woman frustrated as she awkwardly shuffled on her feet "besides you said it yourself Past Conquests, c'os that's where they are and will stay." she blushed Damn this bot making her feel like a teenager whose on their first date! "Besides why would I want any else when I have y-" Temperance was suddenly pulled into a gentle, but passionate kiss as Megatron's servo grasped her hair he pulled away and rested his head on hers "I do hope you know what you getting yourself into, my dear." the ex-warlord said voice deepening a few octaves pulling her into another kiss as Temperance had a sinking feeling she wasn't going walking straight tomorrow.