Night In The Fortress

by ShadowLord563

There comes a time in a person's life when they'll ask, "Gee, what will I do to get both a job and a decent pay?". Well, to that a weird-looking poster of a muscular man wrestling a bear will say, "Look no further than Mann Co!". There were some other details in the pamphlet but it wasn't like anyone cared at that point. Anyway, time to MEET THE TEAM! (rewritten)

1. Mae the Scout and Steve the Heavy

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"Can't catch me!"

Mae laughed as she weaved through the hail of bullets coming her way. Her assailant was none other than the BLU team Heavy.

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"Come on, Scriggins! My granddad could aim better than that! And he's been dead for years, and never held a gun in his entire life!"

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"Hold still, you little shit!" Steve Scriggins, clad in the BLU Heavy uniform, roared in irritation, his minigun continuously whirring with bullet shells dropping like flies beneath his feet.

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"Uh, how about a big fat nah!" Mae stuck her tongue out mockingly. She stood still and started swaying her hips in another action of mockery.

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Steve continued to fire uselessly at her, and Mae just kept dancing (admittedly, it was horrible) and laughing at the BLU Heavy.

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*CLICK*

Steve glared down at the now empty minigun before tossing it on the ground and charging straight towards Mae with his fists drawn.

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Mae stood still, spreading her arms as if she was welcoming Steve to punch her.

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Steve threw a punch at her, only for his fist to hit nothing but air as Mae had already moved to his side. "You little shit!"

"Aw, am I too fast for you, Scriggins?" Mae taunted.

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Another punch dodged, Mae was just dancing around Steve and laughing while Steve snarled in irritation.

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Mae's laughter was cut short, as she felt all of her senses slow to a crawl—

*SMACK*

Mae spun around comically, her expression dazed and starry-eyed, before falling down face first on the ground.

Steve grinned down at her limp body. "Finally ran out of steam, little lady?" he taunted before cracking his knuckles. "Lemme' tell you what's gonna next—pain without end."

Mae screamed to the top of her lungs before she died of blood loss from having all of her blood punched out.

TOTALLY IMMERSIVE LINE BREAK

Mae later came out of the spawn room, craning her neck from phantom pains.

"Got your ass kicked by BLU me, little lady?"

"Shut up, Scriggins."