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"Shane!"
Shane suddenly found his boyfriend in his arms, but, hey, he wasn't complaining. He hugged Reed tightly, his feet dangling somewhere around Shane's knees. Reed pulled back and pressed his lips to Shane's in a chaste kiss, then wiggled until Shane set him down.
"Well, it's good to see you, too!" Shane laughed.
Reed grinned. "We don't share any classes, and we have different lunches, so I barely get to see you during the day! Do you not like my enthusiastic greetings?" Reed's grin vanished and he immediately looked worried.
"No, no, I do!" Shane said, pulling Reed against him. "In fact, I love them."
Reed sighed with relief. "Oh, good."
The couple started walking towards Shane's room, their laced hands swinging between them. Blaine and Kurt were already in the room, sitting next to each other on the brothers' couch, whispering and giggling.
"Hey, guys," Shane said, sitting on his bed and pulling Reed into his lap.
"Hi!" Kurt said. "We were just talking about having a movie night. You two in?"
Reed nodded eagerly. "What are we watching?"
"Twilight," Blaine answered. He made a face, which Reed and Shane imitated.
"What? It's a good book, so I want to watch the movie! I also brought New Moon and Eclipse." Kurt was practically bouncing on the couch, and Blaine couldn't help but smile at him.
Reed sighed. "Fine."
Shane pressed his lips to Reed's temple. "Don't worry, Reed. We don't have to pay attention to the movie."
Reed blushed, but a smile pulled up the corners of his lips. "I like the way you think, Anderson."
An hour later, Shane wasn't paying attention to the movie, but Reed most certainly was. And so was Kurt.
They had started the movie with Blaine and Shane leaning against Blaine's headboard, their boyfriends in their laps. But as soon as one Edward Cullen appeared on screen, said boyfriends had launched themselves from the brothers' laps and knelt on the end of the bed.
"OHMYGOD HE IS GORGEOUS!"
"GORGEOUS? HE IS SEXY!"
Now, Reed and Kurt couldn't take their eyes off of the screen, pouting whenever the camera cut away from Edward Cullen. Blaine and Shane were sharing frequent "oh my god, why are we dating them?" looks. Both were relieved when the movie ended, but ended up groaning as soon as Kurt changed it to New Moon.
Shane had a never ending mental facepalm from the moment the movie started to the moment the credits rolled. Really, who went into that deep of a depression when their boyfriend left? Yes, Shane would be extremely upset if Reed ever dumped him. But the thing was, he had been upset when Micah left, but he had Reed now, so it was possible to move on. Bella needed to grow up.
Shane thought Bella was psychotic; she went through dangerous situations just so she could see some hallucination of Edward? She even jumped off a cliff? What was wrong with that girl?
Even more unbelievable was the fact that Kurt and Reed had started crying when Edward left her. Reed had even curled up into a ball just like Bella. Trying to be a good boyfriend, Shane had gone to pull Reed into his arms, but had been pushed away. A little hurt, Shane had settled back against the headboard, earning a sympathetic look from Blaine, who didn't dare try to comfort Kurt after that.
Shane felt a little bit of anger when Reed and Kurt openly drooled towards the end of the movie when Edward took off his shirt. Blaine's eyes were narrowed at the screen, not returning to normal until Edward pulled on the cloak the Volturi handed to him.
Eclipse was no better. Kurt and Reed couldn't stop squealing and "awwing", which meant Shane and Blaine couldn't stop banging their heads against the headboard.
"I. Am. In. Hell," Shane muttered. Blaine nodded his agreement.
Then came the scene where Edward and Bella were alone in Edward's house. They started making out on the huge bed in Edward's room, Bella's intention being sex.
"Such a lucky girl," Kurt breathed.
"What?" Blaine snapped.
"Shh!" Kurt said, waving his hand over his shoulder.
Blaine's jaw dropped, and Shane had to choke back a snort. Reed looked like he was thinking the exact same thing, but after being pushed away, Shane wasn't in the mood to do anything about that.
Kurt and Reed cheered when Bella punched Jacob, but Reed had something to add to that.
"Who would punch Jacob Black for kissing them? He's hot, too! Those abs."
Shane pulled up his shirt and looked down at his stomach. He had abs, too, dammit! Blaine burst out laughing at Shane's reaction, earning himself glares and angry shushes from Reed and Kurt.
Blaine and Shane sighed in relief when Eclipse ended. Reed and Kurt were both pouting as Kurt put the DVD back in its case and set it on top of Blaine's desk.
"Those movies were amazing," Reed gushed after Kurt had sat back down next to him.
"See! I told you!" Kurt said smugly.
"Are you kidding?"
"Those movies were awful!"
Reed and Kurt just stared at them before getting up and walking out of the room, Kurt bringing his movies with him, clutching them to his chest.
"Those two are unbelievable," Shane growled when the two divas had shut the door behind them.
"I really hope we never have to watch those movies again," Blaine said. "I don't think I can handle hearing Kurt talk about another guy that way again."
Shane nodded. "I know! Reed doesn't even talk about me that way!"
The Andersons door suddenly opened again, and the brothers turned to see Reed standing in the doorway.
"Blaine, Kurt wants you," he said stiffly. "He doesn't like the comment you made about the movies."
Blaine rolled his eyes but went across the hall. Shane heard him greet Kurt before Reed shut Shane's door. They heard muffled shouts start from across the hall.
Reed skipped over to Shane and plopped himself down on his boyfriend's lap. Shane happily wrapped his arms around Reed's waist and pulled him against his chest.
"Did you really not like the movie?" Reed asked, looking up at Shane.
Shane grimaced. "I really didn't. But I hated it even more because you wouldn't stop talking about how hot Edward Cullen was."
Reed's jaw dropped. "Well he is! He's a vampire, Shane. That's incredibly sexy."
Shane fought the urge to roll his eyes. "He is not a vampire, Reed. Vampires don't freaking sparkle, babe. Edward Cullen doesn't even drink human blood! Or have fangs!"
Reed pushed himself off of Shane's lap, eyes wide. "Shane Anderson! Edward Cullen is perfect!" He stood up off the bed. "I am going to go to bed, Shane. Maybe in the morning you will come to your senses."
"You seriously think Edward Cullen is a sexy vampire?" Shane said, now starting to feel a little amused.
"Duh!"
Shane stood up and pulled Reed into his arms, holding him against his chest when Reed struggled. Shane leaned down to whisper in his boyfriend's ear.
"Then maybe I should show you how a real vampire acts." He delighted in the fact that his breath on Reed's ear made the shorter boy shiver.
Reed pulled out of Shane's arms, playfully smacking his arm. "Good night, Shane," he said.
Shane smirked. "Good night, Reed."
Reed gave Shane a quick kiss before leaving the room, passing Blaine on his way out. Blaine plopped down on his bed and groaned into his pillow.
"Kurt actually yelled at me for not liking Twilight. Can you believe that?" When Shane didn't answer, Blaine sat up and looked at his brother. "Shane?"
Shane had an evil-looking grin on his face. "Yes?"
"What are you planning?"
Shane feigned innocence. "Whatever are you talking about?"
"You have that look on your face."
"What look?"
"The one you have when you think you have a good idea."
Shane grinned. "Well, you see…" He proceeded to explain his plan to his brother, who sighed and shook his head.
"That is so not going to work, but whatever. Do what you got to do."
I have to say this: I DO NOT AGREE WITH ANYTHING REED AND KURT SAID ABOUT EDWARD CULLEN. I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH THE ANDERSON BROTHERS!
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