Hi! Annie here! This is an interview for Kyo Sohma done as a dare! I have brought him here and tied him up to a chair. Now he's gonna dish the dirt on everything including his personal life!
Kyo: B****! LET ME OUT OF THIS F***ING CHAIR!
Annie: Kyo, language, language! Don't you want to reveal your true feelings to Tohru?
Kyo: H*LL NO, B****! I'M NOT GONNA F***ING SAY ANYTHING!
Annie: *holds up tazer* Oh yes you will...
Kyo: *twitch*
Annie: That's what I thought *grin*. Now lets get started!
...
Kyo?
Kyo: What you b****?
Annie: ...
Why is there a bra in your room?
Kyo: *slight blush* NONE OF YOUR F***ING BUS-
Annie: *tazer*
Kyo: *twitch* Annie: So. You were saying?
Kyo: I don't know why the d*** bra is there! Ma-
Annie: *holds up tazer*
Kyo: WAIT! Maybe the stupid b**** Kagura left it there! I DON'T F***ING KNOW!
Annie: Hmmm... I'll let that slide...THIS time.
Kyo: *eye roll*
Annie: Well! That raises a new question! How far have you gone with Kagura?
Kyo: I HAVEN'T GONE ANYWHERE WITH THAT D*** B****!
Annie: Well, that's not what I heard from my sources!
Kyo: WELL THEY'RE D*** WRONG!
Annie: You do realize that 'sources' is plural right? They all said the same thing! *grin*
Kyo: THAT F***ING B****! I'M GONNA GET HER FOR SPREADING THOSE D*** LIES! LEMME OUTTA HERE! I'VE GOTTA GET THAT D-
Annie: *tazers*
Kyo: THAT D*** HURTS!
Annie: Fine. One more question. How far do you WISH you've gone with Tohru? I'll keep tazing you until I get a satisfactory answer.
Kyo: WHY THE H*LL WOULD I TELL YOU?
Annie: *tazer*
Kyo: D*** YOU!
Annie: *tazer*
Kyo: F*** YOU!
Annie: *tazer*
Kyo: GO TO H*LL!
Annie: *tazer*
Kyo: B****!
Annie: *pause*...Do you ever stop cursing?
Kyo: F*** NO!
Annie: *tazers again*
Kyo: *looses conciousness*
Annie: Well, there ya have it folks! Kyo's inner mind! We didnt get much but cursing out of him, but oh well. At least we tortured him! Now to put him a a miniskirt!... anyways... Sorry for it being kinda terrible, but my freind and i wrote this together for a dare and it went haywire! see you next time, on... Whatever This Fanfiction Is Called! BYEEE!
Kyo: *limp* ow! *limp* ow! *limp* ow! *limp* ow!
Annie: Haha you're in pain!