A/N: Leif is a bully. Have you seen him in the anime? WHAT A BULLY. And just to let you know, Dain's alive...and they don't know he's evil yet.
~Somewhere in Del...or something...~
"Man, that was some pretty good honey," Leif mused.
"Really? I didn't think so," Jasmine sighed. Leif turned instantly red and turned to face her, eyes blazing.
"WHAT? HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!" he yelled and punched the thing closest to him. Which was actually a tree. "OW! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT JASMINE!" he cried.
'Why am I travelling with them again?' Barda thought exasperatedly to himself.
~In the little group's next camp*Jasmine is away*~
Of course, another pair of Ols had spotted Dain, Leif, and Barda. Of course. It was inevitable after all...
Well, because Jasmine wasn't with the group, the Ols didn't notice them.
"Man, because Jasmine's not here, everything is a bit easier, I'll have to admit," Barda pointed out. Leif became rigid. Dain quickly moved away from him, knowing from experience what happens when you talk about Jasmine like that.
"Damnit Barda, don't ever say that! It is NEVER a good thing that Jasmine is gone!" he screamed at the older man, his face looking like a tomato. He suddenly felt the urge to punch something, so he punched Barda.
"Hey!" the man yelled. Dain sighed.
'...Why didn't I just go back to the Resistance while I could? Aww daygers!' he cried internally.
A bit later...
"Man, I sure am glad we found a place to sleep," Dain smiled. Leif glared at him.
"Are you saying you're glad, even though Jasmine's not here?" he asked angrily. Dain shrank away.
"W-well, t-that's not what I meant-" he began, but Leif just glared with more intensity. Then, out of nowhere, he shoved Dain to the ground.
"YOU IDIOT! HOW DARE YOU!" he yelled. Dain looked like he was going to cry.
"I'm sorry! I really didn't mean it like that! I was glad we found somewhere to sleep, that's all! Aww daygers!" he yelled, very distressed.
"Leif! Stop it!" Barda demanded. Leif snapped back into reality.
"Oh, I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I mean...*blah blah blah lies blah blah blah...isn't really sorry*!" Leif apologized and stepped away from a terrified Dain.
Needless to say, Dain had nightmares that night, and many nights after that.
~Thaegan's Lair~
"Muhahaha, I am evil!" Thaegan yelled. "The most evil in the land!"
"No, the most evil is...THE SHADOW LORD!" Leif yelled angrily. Suddenly, in a moment of strange wisdom, Jasmine cut in.
"No, the Ol disguising itseld as Dain is the real most evil in the land! I mean, technically, the Shadow Lord is in the Shadow Lands, not Deltora...so..." she pointed out, for some reason knowing the plot before it happened.
"NO! SHUT UP!" Leif screeched, then punched Thaegan. Who got turned into a tree again.
"That was such an epic fail," Barda mused.
"SHUT UP!" Leif shouted, then just mumbled something...that I won't tell you.
~In a place...~
"So...you sure do know a lot of things, don't you Dain?" Leif asked. Dain shrugged.
"I guess..." he sighed. Leif's face became an apple.
"YOU GUESS? ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITY?" he screamed at the top of his lungs...(alerting all Ols withing ten miles...)
"W-what?" Dain cried. Leif snarled and shoved Dain against the nearest tree.
"YOU IDIOT! I KNOW ALL!" Leif claimed. Dain nodded shakily.
"O-okay..."
"DAMN RIGHT!" Leif yelled. Finally satisfied, he let go of Dain's shirt and lay down in his own spot.
"...What just happened?" Dain asked himself, slowly sinking to the ground.
~...Another place~
"So Jasmine, did you know I admire you?" Dain asked politely. Jasmine blushed.
"Aw that's so sweet!" she gushed.
'Dangit! Look how silky Dain's hair is! And why doesn't he admire me!' Leif thought angrily to himself. He sauntered over to them, and shoved Jasmine out of the way.
"So Dain, do you admire me?" the blonde asked. Dain stared for a bit, mulling it over in his head how he would react.
"Uh..." he thought aloud. Leif once again turned tomato red.
"SO YOU DON'T! HOW DARE YOU!" he gasped and punched the purple-haired boy in the face. Dain consequently got a pain-induced nosebleed.
"Leif! You're such a jerk!" Jasmine yelled and shoved Leif out of the way.
"...SHUT UP!" Leif shouted angrily before stomping away.
"Aww daygers..." Dain said.
~...In a forest~
"Hey Leif!" Barda called out. Leif turned to face him with fiery eyes.
"Your shouting will alert everything in the area!" he yelled.
"Yes but...Leif, you're the one who's yelling..." Dain pointed out timidly. Leif spun to face him.
"SHUT UP!" he yelled, then punched Barda again. "YOU TOO! YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTS!" he screeched.
"...What?" Barda asked. Leif sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Idiot...I already explained, and I won't explain again!" he laughed.
"Aww...daygers," Dain sighed.
End.
Ending note: ...I don't know, okay? I was mad at Leif...I mean, he is a bully! Like, what the heck? Maybe a second chapter? I don't know yet. Really depends on you guys. I mean, if you absolutely love this, I'll write another chapter.
"AWW DAYGERS!" ...I love saying that! daygers, daygers, daygers...
ha ha, right, well I should get going now...bye bye!