Kaos presents: Theater Theatre
Jay: Hello fellows! I am Jay Falcon. And we here today would like to present a presentation presently to your presence. What kind of presentation you ask? Well, you did ask, but we didn't tell you. Simply, because we don't even know! This is all very confusing to us as well..some of us don't even want to be here. And some of us don't even realize we are here! Haha..thanks LSD! Well, I suppose it's time to get on with the show! Without further adiue, ladies and gentleman...ENJOY!
"mild applause"
Crowd Member 1: This sucks...y'know..cuz it just does..I have no real reason why..I'm just a hatemonger..how about you Crowd Member 2?
Crowd Member 2: Yeah, I agree. I don't know why, but I hate this guy and his "presentation". It's all too...wordy. N00B!
Crowd Member 1: Yeah, I mean he hasn't even said anything yet. That's how you know the whole thing is gonna suck.
Crowd Member 2: Yeah, and who the fuck is Jay? FUCK THIS GUY AND HIS PRESENTATION!
Narrator: It was a peaceful spring morning. The sun's rays spread through the vast sky..
Crowd Member 1: See? Right there! SUCKS! The sky isn't vast...it's a much bigger word..that mean's the same thing as vast.
Crowd Member 2: Yeah, and he didn't even mention the fact that the vast sky is also blue! IT'S BLUE YOU LOSER!
Crowd Member 1: I KNOW, RIGHT?
Narrator: "The husband walks in to the kitchen, and sees his wife laying dead on the floor, in a pool of crimson blood"
Crowd Member 1: Well DUH! Of course it's crimson blood. What other kind of blood is there? Dumbass writers.
Crowd Member 2: And, it's obvious that if your wife is laying in the kitchen floor, she is dead, moron! There's no other possibility besides that.
Crowd Member 1: And why did you just say "husband" and "wife"...don't they have names? You idiot!
Narrator: " ...Suddenly, Patrick hears a knock on the door! Who could it possibly be?"
Crowd Member 1: Boo! Lame cliffhanger! Stupid shitty writer!
Crowd Member 2: Yeah, and who the fuck is Patrick? I'll tell you who! Who cares, is who! Hahaha, lame!
Crowd Member 1: And who's at the door? Just tell us, you idiot!
Crowd Member 2: Maybe it's a better writer, like Jason Friedberg or Aaron Seltzer
Crowd Member 1: Nah, it couldn't be them.
Crowd Member 2: Why not?
Crowd Member 1: Cuz dude, that's who WE are!
Crowd Member 2: Oh yeah..we rule Aaron.
Crowd Member 1: Totally...
"cuts to a small black room. The author is standing there in front of the camera"
Kaos: That's right, everyone. Everyone on who flames you, is actually either Jason Friedberg or Aaron Seltzer. Hopefully that will make you feel better if you ever get flamed for your fanfic!Good night, everyone!