Diamond (And Pearl) Pokemon Rap (Random)

by 1987shaymin

this was done for shits n giggles back in 6th grade and I was told it was lit even though it isn't lmao.

Diamond And Pearl Rap-

Hey Whatup, My Name Is Diamond

I Love Food Bitch I Even Eat Diamonds.

I Like Cakes, Cookies, Brownies, Anything.

Doughnuts, Cupcakes, I'm Gonna Go Swing-

To The Bakery, Get Some More Sweets.

I Know Pearl Gonna Be Mad, But Look Who's Gonna Kill A Bitch.

I Like My Doughnut Mother Fucking Watch Me.

I Ain't Talkin Bout My Dick, I'm Talkin Bout Pastries!

I'm Gonna Eat And Those Haters Gonna Hate On Me

But Look Who's Gonna Kill A Bitch-

Mother Fucking Watch Me.

I'm Gonna Adventure

Look Who's Had A Bad Venture

Motha Fuckas Gonna Die

But Then I'm Gonna Fly

Bitches Dunno How I'm Not Fat

Bitch I Exercise.

Mother Fuckers Hate Me

Mother Fuckers Watch Me.

To The Bakery, Get Some More Sweets.

I Know Pearl Gonna Be Mad, But Look Who's Gonna Kill A Bitch.

I Like My Doughnut Mother Fucking Watch Me.

I Ain't Talkin Bout My Dick, I'm Talkin Bout Pastries!