Disclaimer: We don't wanna/ We don't wanna be sued/ We're not tryin'/ Tryin' to be rude/ 'Cause it ain't funny/ We ain't got the money/ To looooooose/ We never wanted/ Never wanted to fight/ Legal issues,/ And misuse,/ And copyright/ If we annoy ya/ We ain't got no lawyers/ To uuuuuuuse/ So understand/ That we're just fans/ Can't fight the man/ So we're playin' it safe...
Disclaimer Disclaimer: Okay, so that song isn't ours'. We kinda stole it from StarKidPotter. Well, not stole 'cause we're giving them credit here...But we're not Darren Criss,or Stephen Schwartz, or anyone who's anyone. So yeah...I wish I owned ol' Voldemort. Too bad he has a secret lover....
Disclaimer Disclaimer Disclaimer: Haha! Just kidding! There's no Disclaimer Disclaimer Disclaimer! =]
Notes:
A. Unfortunately, Anti-pookie was not with me for the writing of that ^^^, but we discussed it, so if you checked out her's (Harry Potter Song Parodies, I believe it's titled, but her name is Anti-pookie. Look her up.)
2. There are a few interruptions in this song, which are in the parenthesis. This might and probably will, be the first videa posted on our Youtube channel. We'll tell you when we start posting.
Orange. This is Wonderful done Harry Potter style.
Important Note: We actually have rehearsed this (As we're going to try and put it on Youtube) so everything either works, we made it work, or is just hilarious in it's not working-ness. So suck it.
Voldemort:
I never asked for this
Or planned it in advance
I was merely brought here
By Dumble...er...Dance!
(Harry: Dumbledance?
Voldemort: Shut up, Potter.)
I never saw myself
As a sorcerer or Salazar
I knew who I was:
One of your dime a dozen
Pureblood wannabes
Then suddenly I'm here
Respected—Worshiped, even
Just because the purebloods
Needed someone to believe in
Does it surprise you
I got hooked, and all too soon?
When I'd start to sway
They'd get carried away
And not just by ba-room:
(Harry: Ba-room? What the hell is a ba-room?
Voldemort: Shut up, Potter.)
Voldemort
They called me 'You-Know-Who'
So I said Voldemort—If you insist
I will be Voldemort
And then they screamed and ran
Believe me, it's hard to resist'
Cause it feels wonderful
They think I'm terrible
Hey, look who's terrible
This orphan cheater
Who said "It might be keen
To have a pureblood scene
And a terrible band of death eaters"
(Spoken:)
See, I never had a family of my own.
So I guess I just wanted no one ELSE TO HAVE ONE EITHER!
Harry:
So you KILLED them?
Voldemort:
Harry, where I grew up, we weren't really alive to begin with. We called it—The orphanage.
(Sung:)
A man's a blood-traitor—Or mudblood hater
A rich man's a thief—Or philanthropist
Is one a crusader—Or ruthless invader?
Is all in which label
Is able to CONQUER
There are precious few at ease
With moral ambiguities
Who the hell who this—SEVERUS!
(Harry: Snape wrote this?
Voldermort: Shut up, Potter.)
They call me 'You-Know-Who'
'Cause I am Voldemort
In fact-It's so much who I am
It is my name
(Harry: You're name's Tom.
Voldemort: SHUT UP, POTTER!)
And with my help, you can be the same
At long, long last receive your mark-
Yes! Another!
Harry—The most celebrated
Are the reannihilated!
There'll be such a whoop-de-do
A raid throughout Hogwarts
That's all to do—with you!
You-Know-Who
They'll call you You-Know-Who
Harry:
Tom, Eat my shorts
Voldemort:
Trust me--it's fun!
(Harry: It's fun to eat shorts?
Voldemort: That's not what I meant!)
When you are Voldemort
It would be wonderful?
Wonderful, Voldemort
One! Two! And...
Ron: He asked you to join him?
Harry: Yeah. Then he and the Death Eaters formed a kick-line. I could have gone without seeing up Bellatrix's robes.
Hermione: And...Dumbledance? Can nobody get his name right?
Fred & George: Voldemort understands it has to rhyme!
So, I hoped you liked it! Check out Anti-pookie for her version of everything, but we did do the idea-ing together, and most of the writing!
By the by, if there's any song you want us to use/do, just leave a review or drop one of us a PM and see if it will work.