It was a glorious and beautiful Memorial Day morning. The sun was shining, the breeze was blowing, the birds were singing, and there were two dogs lying in the backyard soaking it all in. Yep, Sunny and Hailey (the dogs) were just two girls enjoying and taking advantage of the lazy day just like they always do.
Most days, the routine was to lie around in the shade, dig holes, poop, eat, drink, poop, bark at everything that made a sound, and finally, poop. Today started out pretty much the same. The girls had just finished eating, and Sunny was sitting in the shade with a bored expression on her face. Hailey was squatting in the corner of the yard and grunting as she tried to drop a huge Brontosaurus turd on the yard. Sunny had enough of this.
She walked over to Hailey and told her, "Let's get out of here."
Hailey perked up her ears and with a confused expression replied, "Blat do you blean, Thunny?" Because of Hailey's unusually long tongue, she always had a difficult time speaking correctly. She knew she didn't sound right, but knew that God had made her that way for a reason.
"I mean, let's break out of here and go somewhere," Sunny answered.
"Blwhere? How?" asked Hailey.
"I don't have the where figured out just yet, but the how I thought about while you were dropping that Jurassic turd."
"Exblain away, sis," slobbered Hailey.
Sunny loved her big sister despite her speech difficulties, but sometimes thought that Hailey was very smart and talked that way on purpose just to look cute and get whatever she wanted. Sunny would use that to their advantage to make their great escape. She began to draw a diagram of the house in the dirt with her paw and explained to Hailey what she needed her to do. Hailey sat there watching, head tilted to one side, looking confused. By the time Sunny had described the vanishing trick portion of the plan, Hailey's seemingly unlimited supply of slobber had washed the diagram, and thusly, nobody would know what they had planned. Things were working perfectly according to plan already…