AV here, let's get down to business, to defeat, the Huns... where's my Szechuan sauce? Anyways, the thing is I decided to make another series of shit-skits to choose my next story. All in all, it'll be the skit, a profile of Issei's weapons, armor and skills, and a poll at the end to decide which story comes out next. For starters, we're kicking off with this Bayonetta fic. Also, leave your opinions in the reviews and if you have any ideas, send them to me or comment them, and I'll consider them. (Characters tagged to bring in attention, they'll appear in future chapters).


Fimbulventr

"There is something beautiful about Fimbulventr. What is it? Well, it is the place where the Universe can meet at a perfect center," a man said, laughing before he looked at the two Umbra Witches in front of him. The one on the left was a black-haired woman of gray eyes.

As for the one on the right, she had platinum blonde hair, and gray eyes. These two were none other than Bayonetta and Jeanne, women who had defeated Jubileus the Creator, Loki's evil twin Loptr, and now they were going up against a man who called himself The Eraser. Despite the joke his name was, his intentions were not, for he planned on something sinister.

"With a flip of this switch, I will erase the supernatural from existence!" the man continued.

"Not if we can prevent it," Bayonetta said, shooting him once, watching how he leaned on the device with a blood pouring out of a small hole in his chest, only for him to speak.

"If I'm gonna die...I...I'll at least die taking you witches with me." The man saying his last words before throwing the switch.

They began to shoot the machine, trying to destroy it before the magnitude increased. However, a rift was created, which then became a small black hole that absorbed the Umbra Witches, the now deceased antagonist, and the machine, which was now inoperable. As they went through the rift, they saw a man in a red suit running towards them.

"Why are you here?" he asked.

"We were trying to destroy a machine that was meant to destroy us, although we ended up here," Bayonetta said.

"You mean that one?" he asked, pointing to the remains of the machine.

"Yes," Jeanne answered, as the three slowed down, trying to investigate the machine. The man saw a yellow ring of light on a small device and frowned.

"Do any of you have a liquid?" he asked. Bayonetta simply replied by giving him a bottle of wine, which she got from a pocket dimension. He opened the bottle, only to see the liquid floating in a slow-motion style.

"Tachyon particles," he said, holding on to the device.

"What is that?" Bayonetta asked.

"In my world, these are used to increase somebody's speed. An enemy of mine used them to travel in time and kill my mother," he answered.

"Join the club, we have jackets," Bayonetta muttered, while Jeanne grabbed a shard of metal and slowly put the shard inside of a stray black sphere that was emitting energy, only for said shard to vanish.

"It must be a kind of displacement sphere, I heard of these. They were made to get rid of people or objects, sending them to a space from which they could never return, dying shortly after they arrived," Jeanne answered, before putting the sphere away.

"If I am not wrong, the effect the two would have on each other would be that the particles would give the machine enough power to charge the sphere, and with a targeting system of sorts, eradicating whatever the person who created this machine wanted to eradicate," he said.

"You are right in the eradication part, boy. The man wanted to get rid of the Umbra, the Lumen, and anything else that was of the supernatural realm."

"And if they were affected by the explosion, perhaps that could explain the fact of why we are here. Young man, where and when are you from?" Jeanne asked the man in red.

"Central City, 2017," he answered, taking a seat on a fragment of the machine.

"Hmm, that place does not exist in our world. We are from a different kind of Earth, which also has Inferno, Paradisio, and an alternate plane on Earth known as Purgatorio, Heaven, Hell and a spectral world respectively. The year was 2016, to be precise," Jeanne answered.

"Strange, whenever I visited an alternate Earth, there was a similarity between the different dimensions."

"What if we are from different universes? If so, that could explain how we are in one place, and those tachyon particles could explain the time issue."

"You're quite smart."

"University teacher when I am not killing the feathered brats," Jeanne said with a smile.

"That aside, I guess introductions are in order. Name's Barry Allen, also known as Flash. Here due to an accident involving me running at high speeds and apparently creating another paradox," the man said, removing his mask, showing a white-skinned young man with blond hair and blue eyes. He then extended his hand to them.

"Bayonetta, Umbra Witch," the black-haired woman introduced herself, shaking Flash's hand.

"Jeanne, also an Umbra Witch," the other woman said, shaking his hand once he had stopped shaking Cereza's hand.

"Do you think we'll return to our respective worlds?" Bayonetta asked, removing her glasses and spawning a cloth, using it to clean her glasses, before making the cloth vanish and she proceeded to put on her glasses.

"Maybe, unless we end up in a world unknown to us," he answered, before a portal opened.

"There's our prayers," Jeanne said, as she stood alongside Flash and Bayonetta.

"Would you mind giving us a hand, child?" Bayonetta asked.

"It'd be my honor, ladies," he said, smirking before he put a hand on their backs.

"Quite bold, aren't we?" Jeanne asked.

"I see you're not complaining about it," he answered, before he ran at a high speed, crossing the portal a few seconds before the portal closed.

"Italy?" Cereza asked.

"At the same time it isn't. If Vigrid screamed supernatural, this place reeks of it," Jeanne answered, before two Angels appeared.