Autistic Neckbeards Journey Into Insanity

ONCE APON A TIME IN A WORLD WHERE I WAS A SAD EMO, I WENT INTO THE FOREST AFTER BEING BULLIED BY A FAT BL WHITE KID. THE FAT KID CAME AFTER ME, BUT I USED MY NINJA 2X SOOPAR POWERS AND M141 TO KILL DEM ALL! I TRIPPEDED ON A ROCK AND PASSERD OUT!

I awoke five minutes later, on the same stone, I got up, feeling like a huge jackass, so you walked to the stone of tripping, DEN PINKY PIE POPPED OUT. So I shot that bitch to the ground I kicked the corpse of the pink pone, then I raped it because I'm a fat fucking neckbeard with 15 fat rolls, and this is probably the first chance of poon I would ever get.

I came out of the forest shortly after, hiding among da tree's so i didn't get caught, then I went behind another tree, because I was fucking lost.

So after 4 years of surviving the shitty monkey's of black nebulon racist, I finally ran into a clearing. and I saw a purple pone talking to me "SUP FUCKER, HEY BITCH, HEY HOW THE HELL ARE YA, MOTHERFUCKER!"

"WHEORE WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT, I OUGHTA WRECK YOUR SHIT I TELL YA WHAT!"

I beat that bitch into the ground with my guns, whilst firing them into her head, BUT MAGIC HAPPENZ AND I GET PASSERD OUT!, LOLOOLOLOL!

I woked up with the purple pone staring at my 2 inch wee wee, blushing like a fat girl when a skinny guy let's her pick off his plate.

Then we had sex because I guess sweaty fat men in speedos are sexy now, who fucking knows.

I farted as her magical black and red alicorn stripper brother rocketed through the door shooting magical torpedoes of instakill into manticores and shit because he's just that goddamn amazing.

Then everyone else busted in and immediately became my friend!

But den, outta nowhere, america came in with the nazis and started killing everything, because america kills stuff people like, like bunnies.

Den celstia came in as soon as I was super sayain and helped me raep everyone because princess molestia's funny right guys? RIGHT?! TELL ME IM RIGHT!

Then I victory raped celestia's bumhole with my 2 inch erect penis, being careful not to get any dirt from her coat into my multiple fat rolls. I started to get sweaty, and sweatier, then I screamed.

I woke up in my sheets, cum ERRYWHERE. I got up in my sticky boxers, and got on porn sites, fucked my fleshlight with pony pins to rainbowdash taking 4 dildos in her pucker, and farted, wishing it could happen in real life.