Miroku and the Princess: A Taste of His Own Medicine
Duet Masaki
One fine evening, Inuyasha, Miroku, Kagome, Shippo, and Sango were all in a palace eating dinner with a princess. They were all waiting for a demon they heard had a jewel shard.
"Would you like more sake, dear monk," asked the princess, batting her eyelashes at him. "N-no thank you." Is all he said, and kept eating. Later, she offered him more food, and he politely declined. This went on for half an hour, and Sango, Kagome, and Shippo were trying not to laugh. Poor Miroku would have thought this was great, if the princess was actually beautiful, but alas. Soon he had to excuse himself to get away from the giggles and the amateur gropes. When he got up, the princess grabbed the bottom of his robes* and took a peek. Miroku froze. "I believe I know how the women feel when I do this to them." he said.
*Is that what you call what he wears? I don't know. Sorry this is so short and stupid, but I got bored, and it's just a strange idea that came to me. Tee-he.
Duet Masaki
One fine evening, Inuyasha, Miroku, Kagome, Shippo, and Sango were all in a palace eating dinner with a princess. They were all waiting for a demon they heard had a jewel shard.
"Would you like more sake, dear monk," asked the princess, batting her eyelashes at him. "N-no thank you." Is all he said, and kept eating. Later, she offered him more food, and he politely declined. This went on for half an hour, and Sango, Kagome, and Shippo were trying not to laugh. Poor Miroku would have thought this was great, if the princess was actually beautiful, but alas. Soon he had to excuse himself to get away from the giggles and the amateur gropes. When he got up, the princess grabbed the bottom of his robes* and took a peek. Miroku froze. "I believe I know how the women feel when I do this to them." he said.
*Is that what you call what he wears? I don't know. Sorry this is so short and stupid, but I got bored, and it's just a strange idea that came to me. Tee-he.
