Hello pplz! This is what happens when two otaku (Japanese-freaks) are bored with a notebook and really wild imaginations bent upon roleplay. This is my first fanfic so lighten up on the flames.Rated T for language. BTW this is written like a script, so if you don't get it… SUCKS 4 U!
Disclaimer: No, I do not own any Naruto. If I did, one day Sasuke would "mysteriously" go missing. Whoo!
Naruto: Hey! Don't we get any say in what happens?
Ashina: Nope.XD
Sasuke: Dobe, just sit back and let her write.
Naruto: Never— gets "mysteriously" knocked out
Ashina: Thanks Sasuke-kun!
Sasuke: Anytime.
Now on with the story-thingy.
Naruto: Does anyone know where Sasuke is?
Kakashi: He died.
Naruto: What? I mean I saw him yesterday?
Sakura: He didn't really die did he, Sensei?
Kakashi: Um guys…
Sakura: We need to lay his soul to rest!
Naruto: To Grave R' Us!
They run off
Kakashi: Oops…
Sasuke: Where are they off to in such a hurry? Late for their date, ne? (laughs to himself)
Kakashi: No, they're off to plan your funeral.
Sasuke: (stops laughing) Nani? Nande? What did you tell them?
Kakashi: That you died. Bye now. poofs away
Itachi poofs out of nowhere
Itachi: Sorry to hear about your death. poofs away
Sasuke: Kakashi, you are so dead.
Naruto and Sakura come back
Sakura: (glomps Sasuke) Sasuke, we thought you were dead!
Naruto: Teme, we spent all of this money preparing for your funeral! Dammit, I wish you were dead!
Sasuke: Come say that to my face, dobe!
Kakashi poofs in
Kakashi: Actually that's Sasuke's reincarnation. poofs away
Sakura&Naruto:…Oo…recoveryHOW COULD YOU LIE TO US!
Sasuke: What the hell are you talking about! It's me!
Sakura: Yeah right! I even glomped you! Poser!
Naruto: How did you die?
Sasuke: I didn't—
Kakashi poofs in
Kakashi: By the way, Sasuke, I crashed your car.
Sasuke: See he called me Sasuke! Which means I didn't…WHAT THE FUCK! You crashed my car! That car is worth more than your life, you queer!
Kakashi: Uhhh…G'bye. poofs away
Sasuke: He's so dead!
Naruto: If you're really Sasuke, what kind of car does he drive?
Sasuke: An LV 735 BMW.
Sakura: Naruto, you're such an idiot. Everyone knows he not Sasuke, he's said more than 3 words to us.
Naruto: gasp You're right.
Sasuke: If I wasn't myself would I be able to do this?
activates mangekyou sharingan, then gives them the infamous "Uchiha stare"
Naruto: N-n-no…
Kakashi poofs in
Kakashi: He's Sasuke's reincarnation, also has the sharingan.
Sakura&Naruto:gasp Sensei has to be right!
Sasuke faints from exhaustion
Sakura and Naruto run off to plan the "original" Sasuke's funeral
Kakashi: Yeah! I win!
THE END
Ashina: How'd you like it?
Kakashi: Why'd you call me a queer, Sasuke?
Sasuke: Don't try to deny it. We've seen those looks that you give Iruka.
Kakashi: Uhh…poofs away
Sakura:tugging on Sasuke's arm Do you think he's really gay?
Sasuke: Yeah, and I also think you invading my bubble.
Ashina: Sakura, let go of Sasuke. We have a date in 15 minutes, right Sasuke-kun?
Sasuke: Yeah.
Me and Sasuke link arms and walk off
Ashina: Don't forget to R&R. Peace out!