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Introduction of Keima

Keima was walking toward Gamers with Elsee dragging behind, half-asleep.

"Kami-nii-dama, why do we have to go so early in the morning to get this new game?" Elsee whined at Keima.

"Listen up and listen good Elsee, once a new game hits the shelves, you have to be first to get it no matter what." Keima informed Elsee.

"But Nii-sama, why do we have to go at 2:00 AM when the store isn't open till 7:00?" Elsee yelled at Keima with her arms flailing.

Keima stopped so suddenly, Elsee bumped into him.

"Oof... Kami-nii-sama, why did you stop all of a sudden?" Elsee cried out.

Keima slowly turned around with a serious face, a gleam shining though the rin of his glasses." "Baka Elsee!" Keima yelled out "They would be sold out by the time we get there! Gamers line up at the store as early as 8:00 PM the previous day! I would have too if some baku demon girl didn't try to refresh my PFP by restoring the memory card!" Keima shouted at Elsee while glaring at her.

"I-I-I-I I'm really, really sorry Kami-nii-sama!" Elsee pleaded to Keima with big, teary, puppy eyes.

Keima stared at Elsee with no expression on his face and walked off down to the store mumbling something about stupid demon girls and cursing the real world.

Introduction of Konata

Meanwhile on another trail to Gamers, two girls are walking. One of them has long, cobalt hair, wearing a tan jacket and blue skirt. The other girl has lilac hair and twin pigtails, thought a little ruffled as she was in bed not an hour before. She is wearing a blue hooded jacket and a blue skirt as well.

"Will you please explain to me why the hell we're going to the store at 2:00 am in the morning?" a clearly irritated Kagami asked Konata.

"So we can get a game that releases today." Konata said to the Tsundere as if it were nothing special.

"I know that!" Yelled Kagami, "But why 2 AM?"

"Kagami sure is cranky in the morning." Konata said with a cat-like grin on her face. "Or could it be you were dreaming about perverted things and I rudely woke you from them?"

Kagami's face turned a color similar to that of a tomato. "Shut up! I had no such dreams..." Kagami weakly retorted.

"It probably went like this..." Konata said, preparing to demonstrate it.

*The theater of Konata's mind*

Kagami was sitting on the teacher's desk with her skirt flipped up. You could see a head with blue hair followed by a slender body underneath her skirt.

"That's it Konata... Right there... Harder..." Kagami said between pants with a slight tinge of red in her face.

"Kagami-sama... This isn't... that easy..." Konata said with a strained voice.

"Just... a little...more Konata. It's almost... there..." Kagami said, feeling like she was about to lose herself to the feeling.

Within a few seconds, there was a loud ripping sound.

"Ooh~. It ripped." Konata said with a little amazement in her voice.

The stockings Kagami had bought were ripped straight down to the soles of her feet.

"STOP RIGHT THERE!" Kagami interrupted Konata's reenactment. "You would be the very LAST person on this planet I'd ask for help with that!" She was so mad, you could practically see steam coming from her ears.

"Ah~ but Kagami-sama, didn't you ask me to go clothes shopping with you last week?" Konata asked Kagami.

"...ch..." Kagami was speechless. She had forgotten about that little incident. "Let's just hurry up and get this over with..." Kagami said, obviously annoyed.

"Yeah!" A cheerful Konata exclaimed.

I give cred to Acsuperman for fixing and proofreading the first 3 chapters of this. Thanks Ac.