Author's note: I couldn't decide between humor, drama, and horror for this one...
TTT Outtakes! Okay, along with Bastard Love Child of Maedhros (please see my other fic for that one) my dad's girlfriend and I were cracking up at different parts of the movie over some of the ridiculous things...so I decided to write mini outtakes for what could have happened.
"We're out of wood My Lady!" Glancing around, Eowyn confirmed this. Damn it, she thought, while they're up there fighting, we're down here freezing. Well...we'll see about that.
Creeping through the hall ways with a couple of other ladies, she saw a few elves stumbling through...apparently, the rest of them were already dead. "Perfect," she whispered to one of the others. "They'll never be missed. Let's all take one."
The next morning, her Uncle would inquire as to where they found the firewood to cook on. With a slight smile, she replied. "It was just in one of the hall ways, Uncle. Isn't it lucky we found it?"
As far as she knew, nobody ever discovered what happened down there...though, the later disappearance of a few elves in Ithilen was chalked up to bands of orcs.
