Disclaimer: WHY DO YOU THINK I OWN IT!??!?*SOBS*

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Spirit:*GLARE* I hate ff.net and I hope anyone who hates me can GO TO HELL!!!!

Y/M: (O_o)

Spirit: IF ANYONE DARES TO REPORT ME FOR NOTHING I'LL SHIVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP THEIR ASS THEY'LL BE BEGGING FOR DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y-G-O gang:*backing slowly away from her*

Spirit:*HUGE GLARE*

Tea: Eh...shouldn't yah start the fic?

Spirit: (O_o) Oh yeah...this is a humor fic and slight romance!

Tea: Lets go then!!

Spirit: Enjoy...

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Duel between Bakura and Yami—Take 1!

Bakura: I have manipulated every move you've made, little Yugi!

Yami: Ooh, I'm so afraid!*making a face at him*

Bakura: VERY MATURE YOU GOD DAMN—

Director: CUT!!!

Bakura vs. Yami—Take 2!

Yami: I play Dark Magician Girl in attack mode!

Bakura:*mumbles* Oh brother, is it obvious he wants to look up her skirt?

Yami:*in thought* Wow! She has a nice thong!

Bakura:*read his mind* What a perverted Pharaoh...

Director: HELLO??!?!

Bakura: Um, hehehehe! Little Yugi, you have no idea what you have just done!

Yami: Huh? Well, um, I NEED TO GO TAKE A SHOWER!!!!*zooms off*

Bakura: (O_O) (^_^) Mwahahahahahaha!!!! That idiot got himself horny!!!

Director: (*_*) *SIGHS* CUT!

Bakura vs. Yami Take 3!

Yami:*wet from his shower**avoiding looking at DMG*

Bakura: Alright, I am about to win this duel, Yugi! So prepare yourself!

Yami: I believe in the heart of the cards, nothing can—

Bakura: OH SHUT UP!!!!!

Serenity: O_O) He's scary, Joey!

Joey: (-_-) So is Tristan, but I never said anything.

Serenity: (O_O)

Tristan: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!

Joey:*SIGH* You heard me, old buddy, now shut up.

Tristan: (O_o) 'Is Joey getting smarter?'

Kaiba: (O_O) WTF?!

Director: ONLY BAKURA AND YAMI ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING HERE!!!!!

Bakura & Yami: (O_o) Huh??

Director: CUT!!!!!!!! Break!

Behind the scenes.............

Malik:*smoking a cigarette* Ahhh!! This is the life!

Tea: Malik! The director's doing drug tests!

Malik:*sniffs Tea* You smell good. A little too good. You trying to hide something?

Tea: What! I am not, Malik!

Malik: aww, come one, Tea! Tell me! I can keep a secret!

Tea: No!

Malik: Please Tea? Come on!

Y/M: What the hell are you 2 doing?

Malik:*has a hold on Tea's hands, making her leaned into him* Huh?

Y/M:*raises an eyebrow*

Malik: fuck off, Y/M! We're busy!

Y/M: As I can see.....

Malik & Tea: (*_*)

Elsewhere...........

Ryou:*sleeping* SNORE I am king....SNORE I am king.....SNORE I will destroy any who dares harm my butt SNORE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I AM KING!!!! SNORE

Bakura:*comes in**hears Ryou* THE FUCK??!*kicks him awake*

Ryou: Hisses*

Bakura: (OO;)

Ryou: I am no one to your account, devil child! ROOOAAAARRRR!!!!*attacks Bakura*

Bakura: Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!

Mai:*knocked on her ass by Bakura and Ryou* Owwwww!!!

Ryou: (@_@) MWAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

Mai: (O_O) (-_-) I don't want to ask.

Joey vs. Odion

Joey: I can tear you from limb to limb, baldy!

Odion:*fuming inside* 'Next time he calls me baldy, I'm gonna shove my fake rod up his REAL ass!!!!'

Joey: EH, whats yer problem Malik?

Odion: (-_-)

Joey:*sweating*

Odion: *crazy eyes* DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!*attacks Joey*

Joey: (O_O) AUUUGGHHHH!!! HELP ME MOMMY!!!

Mai:*has Joey behind her, hiding*

Odion: OUT OF MY WAY, VALENTINE!!!!*shoves Mai out of the way*

Joey:*sqeals like a pig* MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*goes on his knees and prays*

Director: CUT!!!!!!!!!! Oh brother....

Behind the scenes..........

Joey:*grumbles* Stupid Malik-wanna-be

Odion: WHAT WAS THAT, WHEELER??! ?!?

Joey:*screams like a girl* EEK!*hides somewhere*

Odion:*Glare*

Malik: That director has some nerve!

Y/M: We're almost to my part! Oh yeah!

Everyone:*sweatdrop* uhh.....

Y/M: What?

Everyone:*anime fall*

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Spirit: Please review and tell me how you liked it! Bye!