Authors Notes: In my original version of this story Harry was I, Ron was a penguin and Hermione was my grandmother. I know it sounds weird.
Disclaimer: All H P character belongs to J.K Rowlings. Candymort belongs to me. I belong to myself.
One day Harry and Ron just happened to find Voldemorts DNA lying around. They thought it would be a good idea to cross Voldemorts DNA with a candy bar.
Harry: That's dumb.
Ron: Yeah why would we do that.
Pink Lady/me: Because I said so. If you wont do what I say I'll make you fall in love
with Malfoy.
H and R: Okay okay
Me: Harry and Ron go to their secret lab under Harry bed.
H: Under my bed?
Me: Yes Under your bed. Now be quiet.
Me again: They did a bunch of stuff and they created Candymort. He is the exact candy bar replica of Voldemort.
H: Hey look at the pretty candy bar.
R: He looks just like you-know-who.
H: Let's call him candymort.
R: Yeah!
H: Lets show Hermione.
R: Okay
Me: Harry and Ron went to the common rooms and they saw Hermione.
HP: Hermione look at candymort.
HG: You created an evil candy bar.
HG: Its moving.
Candymort: MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA I shall kidnap Hermione now.
Me: He grabbed Hermione and ran out of the common room.
Candymort: I'm going outside.
Me: aren't you supposed to save her.
R: Why?
Me: Because she is your best friend.
HP: So.
Me: Just save her.
Me: They ran to the entrance of Hogwarts and went out side. There was Candymort!
Hp: Look its Candymort.
R: Yeah and its really hot it's like 50 Celsius.
Me: Candymort started to sweat only he wasn't sweating sweat it was chocolate. He was melting!
Candymort: I'm melting I'm meeeeeeltiiiiing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: He melted!
Hp: I saved Hermione!
Hg: You didn't save me he just melted.
R: Oh.
The end
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