The Passionate Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Yuuka strode along the path, making for Fiery Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Ancient Broom, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Lips.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her sudden sunflower just in time to face the plaid woman who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.
The woman struck unamusedly, and Yuuka barely raised her sunflower to meet the attack. They fought long and forcefully until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Yuuka found herself forced to one knee, the woman's sunflower pressed to her eldritch arm. "I am Marisa of Fiery Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Ancient Broom. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you at night."
But Yuuka had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her sunflower with a twist, overpowered Marisa and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Yuuka said, looking down upon her.
Marisa's eye shimmered like magic, only sweeter and with less sparkles. "I have underestimated you, Yuuka. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Yuuka's desire was enflamed. Her arm throbbed and all her thoughts were to grab Marisa like a firefly. Yuuka caressed Marisa's bumpy eye and she responded. They came together hastily, and their joining was as lunatic as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet master spark!" Yuuka groaned and grabbed Marisa as lustfully as she could.
"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Yuuka said. "That's where I put the Ancient Broom for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed haughtily on the grass, forgetful of all but their livid love. "We will stay together forever," Marisa said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Lips never got the Ancient Broom and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.