Interdimensional TV

by The One Who Writes Fanfiction

In an alternate universe where the Kaeloo characters are human, the main four get their hands on a device that allows them to see other dimensions. This is just a parody, it's not meant to be taken seriously. Contains references to Rick and Morty and The Annoying Orange. Rated T for swearing.

"Hey, buddies!" said Ningen, the human version of Kaeloo, holding up a machine in her hands. "What is that?" asked Human Stumpy. "Please let it be a video game machine, please let it be a video game machine..." "It's an interdimensional TV!" "You mean like the thing from that show about the alcoholic scientist and his grandson?" inquired Mr. Human, the human Mr. Cat, looking up from his newspaper. "I have no clue what you're talking about, Mr. Human," said Ningen, who was far too innocent for that show.

"This machine will let us look at ourselves in other dimensions without going there!" "Can we see the one where I'm Mr. Coolskin?" asked Human Stumpy. Ningen pressed a few buttons on the device. "Sorry, Human Stumpy. There is no such universe. But there is one where Blah Blah (human Quack Quack) is Mr. Coolskin!" Human Stumpy's mouth fell open.

"Anyway, buddies, I found out that there was a dimension where I'm a frog named Kaeloo, Human Stumpy's a squirrel called Stumpy, Blah Blah is a duck called Quack Quack and Mr. Human is a cat called Mr. Cat!" Ningen announced. She pressed some other buttons, showing something on the screen. It was the other dimension. Mr. Cat, an orange cat, was sitting on the couch reading a newspaper. Quack Quack, a duck, was eating yogurt. Kaeloo, a frog, was dancing around. Stumpy, a red squirrel, was playing a Mr. Coolskin game. Human Stumpy was surprised by this. "Hey, a squirrel playing a Mr. Coolskin game? THAT'S NUTS! Let me see!" he said, pushing Ningen aside. He accidentally pushed a button on the machine, changing it to a different dimension.

There were four fruits, a green pear called Nashi, a red apple called Apple Stumpy, a banana called Peel Peel, and an orange called Mr. Orange. "Hey Peel Peel!" said the orange. "KNIFE!" A knife dropped out of the sky and fell on the banana. slicing him in half. "Mr. Orange, how many times do I have to tell you not to give any boo-boos to Peel Peel?!" said Nashi. "Aw, calm down, pear, he's indestructible," said the orange nonchalantly.

The human main four stared in shock. Mr. Human was the first one to speak. "What the fuck did I just watch?"

Author's Notes:

For those of you wondering why I chose "Ningen" and "Nashi" as Kaeloo's human and pear forms, it's because those are the Japanese words for "human" and "pear" respectively, and "Kaeloo" is Japanese for "frog".