Blasting Off

by Clare

Seasonal filk written from the POV of Jessie, James and Meowth as they blast off yet again. Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells".

Blasting Off

Blasting off, blasting off
Blasting off again
Getting zapped by Pikachu
Can really be a pain
Blasting off, blasting off
Blasting off again
Getting zapped by Pikachu
Can really be a pain

We had the perfect
Plan to catch a yellow rat
But our plan's been foiled
By those little brats
We caught them in a pit
Grabbed that Pikachu
We thought we'd pulled it off at last
But the next thing we knew . . .

Blasting off, blasting off
Blasting off again
Getting zapped by Pikachu
Can really be a pain
Blasting off, blasting off
Blasting off again
Getting zapped by Pikachu
Can really be a pain

The twerps escaped the
Pit, sent out their Pokemon
So we sent out ours
But it wasn't long
Before we all got hit
By a Thunderbolt
The rat was free to blast us off
Electrical assault

Blasting off, blasting off
Blasting off again
Getting zapped by Pikachu
Can really be a pain
Blasting off, blasting off
Blasting off again
Getting zapped by Pikachu
Can really be a pain

This happens every
Time we try to steal that rat
We always end up beat
Meddling little brats
But we won't give up
No, no, no, not us
One day we'll catch that Pikachu
And give it to the Boss

Blasting off, blasting off
Blasting off again
Getting zapped by Pikachu
Can really be a pain
Blasting off, blasting off
Blasting off again
Getting zapped by Pikachu
Can really be a pain

We'll get them next time.