Author's Note- I'll be updating this when I feel like it. Expect gore. Don't be scared… we were born prepared… if you know what I mean.

(Okay, was that a creepy enough intro? Yeah, you can expect a reverse me in this too, so… don't get too annoyed. Please?)

October 23, 2014

I never wanted to be evil.

Things just… don't always go as planned.

I never meant for this to happen.

The problem with making deals is that you can get cheated very easily. Like, the deal I made to save my sister's life. It's not fun, paying for the rest of your life.

I wouldn't go back, though. She's all the family I have left, aside from a great-uncle who I hardly know. She's my twin sister! Her life, for my role. It was a fair trade.

So now I'm evil. I guess. I have it better than the old villain did, however. I'm still older, and I guess I'm handsome. Girls seem to think so, at least. I have my sister. That's what really matters. As long as I have her, I'm okay.

October 24, 2014

It has begun.

I 'fell for' Pacifica today. She's pretty, I guess, but not my type. Too much like my sister used to be. She's … bright. Also, in this universe, Wendy's into me. That would be awesome if I could act on it. Thing is, I can't.

So, anyway, my sister and I were doing the show, and I 'read her mind' to figure out her name… never mind that I already knew it… and it was written across her sweater. At least Gideon didn't look twice at my sister. My sister, of course, was smart enough to not even speak to that… imbecile. Thank god. I couldn't stomach that romance the first time, much less the second.

I went over to the Mystery Shack and asked Pacifica out to the movies. Hey, I might be stuck as a Gleeful, but that doesn't mean I have to follow everything the imbecile did exactly. The thing is, when I saw Pacifica with the bedazzled face, I felt sick. My sister was the only one childish enough to do that. Not anymore. She awkwardly agreed to what I thought was a pretty smooth asking-out. Much better than what the imbecile did. The trick was, picturing Wendy where Pacifica was. Easy! I can do this, and eventually, Bill will have to give me back my life. Right?

October 25, 2014

I miss the Shack. This house is creepy, what with all the clown paintings and other "fine decor." Ugh. In this universe, I can't even take orders from Grunkle Stan. He takes them from me. That was fun for ten minutes, and then got depressing.

I asked him if he wanted me to clean up the living room, and he got really scared. I tried to see if he was even remotely interested in conning tourists. Nada.

In other news: I took Pacifica out to the movie. I flirted. A lot. I can't wait for the imbecile to break up with me for her. Anything, anything to get out of this demeaning relationship with a girl who I don't want and doesn't want me.

I mentioned it to my sister. She just said that she didn't get why I asked out Pacifica in the first place. Maybe she has a point. We may have switched roles, but that doesn't mean we have to do what the last people in our place did. I'm breaking up with Pacifica tomorrow.

October 26, 2014

It was harder to do than I expected. I don't know, maybe it was the spell, but my instincts were screaming at me not to break up with her. And you know what? She was upset. In retrospect, maybe, "I don't like you, I never did, I don't want to be friends, later," was a little bit harsh. Well, I'm a villain now. At least I'm my own villain.

Bill won't let me out of the deal. I might as well make the best of it.

October 27, 2014

I asked out Wendy today. She said yes. Maybe being Dipper Gleeful won't be such a terrible thing after all.