Armed to the Teeth

by ThirdGenDrakon

Sorry, I kinda suck at summaries. But what the heck! YOLO! Slender sends his pastas to go out and retrieve a certain target of interest. But what the patas DON'T know is that their target is weird even by their standards. It's not as bad as my summary I promise. There may or may not be a pasta OC yaoi ship. Still debating. Rated mostly for Jeff's colorful language.

1. The thrill of the hunt

A/N Hey, this is my first CP fic so, yeah. This is just a little snippit please review and let me know what you think. K, BAI! P.S. do not be afraid to correct ma gramma!

Ticci-Toby's POV

Tobias Rodgers practically had his foot glued to the gas pedal of a large black utility van. His eyes flickered to the speedometer on the dashboard watching the glowing needle rise past 110 miles an hour. Outside the sun descended past the horizon leaving few precious minutes of daylight left. Toby grumbled his eyes searching in vain for their target.

"There!" Jeffery Woods shouted pointing out the passenger window. He could barely make out the outline of the sprinting figure they'd been hunting for over a week. Toby jerked the steering wheel to the right causing the van to do a pretty badass drift on the uneven dirt road. Rarely did they use a vehicle to abduct their victims, but this time it was necessary. This particular victim was definitely NOT human. He could keep up a sprint for hours and move at speeds up to, well, faster than the van.

Giant trees loomed over head marking the area as the notorious Slender woods. They had been at this chase for almost two and a half hours and the target was just beginning to show signs of fatigue. Jeff unbuckled and went to the back of the van where Eyeless Jack, Hoodie, Masky, and BEN_Drowned sat quietly. Jeff returned with a small black briefcase. He flipped up the lid revealing its contents. A small vial filled with a blueish liquid and a large painful looking syringe.

As Jeff filled the syringe Toby kept his eyes on their prize. He nearly cried with joy as the exhausted figure stumbled on a log and went down, hard.

"Finally!" Jeff grumbled.

As a last ditch effort the victim scrambled into the thick tangled mess of tree roots. Seconds later, Toby brought the van to a screeching halt in front of the tree. Its passengers unloaded and loosely surrounded the tree. Toby motioned to EJ to flush their victim out from his haven. The blue masked teen crouched down and slithered into the mess of roots. Silence hung in the air. By now, the sunlight was completely gone and had been replaced with dim moonlight.

The group was startled by an angry snarl. Their victim rocketed out of his hiding spot closely followed by EJ. He scrambled up the tree in seconds. The foliage shook from their struggle accompanied by vicious snarls, like that of two fighting dogs. Out of nowhere, their victim fell from the tree and hit the earth with a thud. Hoodie and Masky surged forward to pin him down. He thrashed and threw Hoodie into a tree trunk. The proxy's back met the wood and he crumbled to the ground unmoving.

EJ landed with a thud beside Hoodie and dragged him into the van while Ben rushed forward and sent a massive jolt of electricity coursing through his body. Their victim screamed in pain as his body went rigid. Then he lay still breathing heavily. Jeff sauntered over, the syringe in is hand poised to strike. Just as Jeff was about to bring it down, their victim moved lightning quick and scrambled back into the roots.

"AWWWWW! COME ON!" Jeff yelled in frustration that they all shared. EJ snatched the syringe from Jeff and once again went into the roots.