I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!
*crashes my cab into Fan fiction*
Shoot! I can't drive *palmface* *hops out of cab*
Wally: What the crud?
Me: Sorry Wally, I'm late!
Kuki: Late for what?
Me: Week of randomness of course!
Wally: you're not late…the day isn't over
Me: I was gonna write this last night so could post this early this morning but I forgot, I was busy doing stuff
On with the one shot
Day two- friendship
I do not own KND
A normal summer day in the tree house so it seemed. Nigel and Hoagie had gone to the Lincoln's house to guard Abby who was sick with the flu (operation Support).
Wally was watching a movie in the TV room when Kuki walked in with her orange rainbow monkey.
Great the cruddy Shelia is gonna ask me to play Thought Wally
"Hey Wally" Kuki said taking a seat next to him
"Oh hey Kuki" Wally groaned
They sat in silence for a moment, an awkward silence, when suddenly Kuki began to speak
"Wanna play-"
"-A video game?" Wally finished, anything was better than rainbow dorkies
"um okay!" Kuki smiled
Kuki put operation Videogame into the game cube and turned it on, she then handed Wally a controller and sat back down.
They played for a few moments; Kuki was creaming Wally as usual.
"What's a better cook, a TV or a dead fish?" Kuki spoke up; Wally raised an eyebrow at her
"Well neither considering they don't have the ability to cook" Wally answered
"Hey it was just a question" Kuki barked "I swear you're just like a pirate sometimes"
"A pirate?" Wally asked
"Yeah, Pirates are evil, they are the worst"
"What!" Wally exclaimed "Pirates are the best, Ninja's are the ones that suck" Wally stuck out his tongue as Kuki gasped
"Take it back Wallabee!" She yelled "What about sticky beard, he's a big bully"
"Whateva" Wally glared at her for a moment before turning back to the game "Sticky beard ain't as bad as my little brother when he doesn't get ice cream"
"Wally a dog is louder than your little brother, I've never heard a peep out of him" Kuki Said it in a know it all way.
"Have you met my brother!" Wally asked
"Yeah! He's way quieter then you"
"That is no not true!" Wally yelled
"Is too"
"Is not"
"Is too"
"Is not"
"is too-"
Game over! Player two wins
Wally stared at the flashing screen
Kuki's jaw dropped
"Uh What just happened?" Wally asked "Did I just…win?"
"I have no idea, but Wally…. I'm scared!"
"It's okay Kuki…." Wally stood up, Kuki got her rainbow monkey and stood next to him, they backed away from the TV slowly.
When they were far enough away threw their arms in the air and ran to their rooms screaming.
"Guys?" Hoagie called as he stepped into the tree house
"Boy will they be surprised when they learn about BRAs" Nigel said smiling.
And done!
Wally: This was awful
Me: :(
Kuki: You made her frown, Wally
Wally: All I'm saying is this is so off, I rock at video games
Hoagie: O.O
Abby: If you say so
Nigel: Abby can you get me some of your sister's BRAs?
Abby: *leaves room*
Nigel: ….What?
Sarah: Hey people, which is better a Whale or a pencil?
Hoagie: a pencil, it really gets to the point *cracks up*
Abby: *walks back into room and hits Hoagie with her hat*
Nigel: Abby! About the battle ready armor-
Abby: *leaves room*
Me: okay just review
Nigel: Wait! *chases after Abby*