It was a fine sunny night. The annual Karaoke night, actually.
People were having fun and laughing. Sakura was being a bitch as usual. Hinata was fainting. Ino was whoring herself. Tenten was doing… -ahem- SOMEHTING with Neji.
Suddenly someone walked onto the stage. "You're not on the list…" Iruka started, but the figure stopped him.
He turned to the crowd. Everyone gasped. Sasuke!
He silenced the crowd and grabbed the microphone. "erm, hello Konoha. I just wanted to come here because I wrote a little song/poem for a kunoichi. Her name is Sakura Haruno"
Sakura squealed, like the annoying fangirl she was. Sasuke started reading.
"People say were 'cute' together.
That we'd create the perfect clan
And It just makes me wonder why
People don't understand…
I fucking hate you, yes I do
I'd rather go out with Naruto than you
Your clothes, your hair, they're fashions evil
In my opinion they should be illegal
It love to say 'fuck you, fuck you!"
You ugly crybaby bore
But you'd never get that close to me
You stupid whiny whore
And others have to go through shit
Because you can't be strong
Whoever thinks that I like you
I know there thinking wrong
So leave me and Taka alone
Find someone else to harass
Otherwise I might have to
Sharingan your ugly ass"
He bowed at the applause from the crowd. Sakura started crying (how typical).
And you know its all true