Luan's Family & Lillie: Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday, Dear Luan! Happy Birthday to you!
Lillie: Even though it's not really your birthday, just the only day we could have the party on!
Everyone but Leni and Lily gave Lillie a look of disapproval.
Lillie: What?
Luan blew out her candles. Outside the Loud house, Diancie's group except Celebi were putting up missing posters for Celebi.
Marshadow: PUT UP THE POSTERS FASTER!
Whatshername: We're going as fast as we can!
Diancie: Not fast enough! Every second you waste not hanging up these posters could've been used looking for Celebi, so GET MOVING!
Whatshername: If time is so important to you, then why do you keep talking?! That sounds like wasting time to me!
Emolga (but like, in a sad way): Ask me about time! Ask me!...Sorry. But anyway, you guys really need to calm down. Why don't we take a break and play a game, like…Truth or Dare?
Diancie: What is the matter with you?! We are not going to stop and play a game!
Emolga: It was just a suggest…
Whatshername: HOLD IT! Celebi must be okay, otherwise Diancie and Marshadow would be feeling the same pain she was.
Diancie and Marshadow: ….That is true.
Diancie: But what if she…?
Whatshername's phone, which is shaped like a squid, rang.
Whatshername: Hello…..….…Okay, I'll tell everybody.
Whatshername hung up.
Whatshername: Celebi switched bodies with George's Mudkip and she's at his house.
Diancie: Oh, that's a relief!
Marshadow: But how do we Switch them back?
Whatshername: She said she'd explain when we got there. Now Let's Go!
Diancie: Absolutely. But FIRST! Emolga, since you wanna play Truth or Dare so badly….I DARE you to go in that house and bite whoever's birthday it is on the arm.
Emolga: That's it? I expected something much worse from you.
Diancie: I'm not done. Before you go inside, you have to drink…
Diancie pointed at something.
Diancie: …that entire container of radioactive waste.
Emolga: …..Actually, Diancie you can't just give me a dare. You have to ask me…
Diancie: Drink! The radioactive. WASTE!
Marshadow: You cannot be serious, Diancie. You cannot make Emolga…
Emolga went over to the radioactive waste and started drinking it.
Whatshername: …Anyway, Celebi said this isn't as bad as the last time she switched bodies with someone. Who else has she switched bodies with?
Diancie: Bayonetta.
Whatshername: …..When did that happen?
Diancie: A couple years ago, I think.
Whatshername: Why did you wait to tell me?
Inside
Everyone was watching a home video from when Luan was a baby.
Baby Luan lifted herself up while she was at the top of the stairs.
Baby Luan: Pun Pun!
Then she started WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS.
Lynn Sr.: Everybody! Come quick! Luan's walking!...Down the stairs!
Rita, 4-year-old Lori, 3-year-old Leni, and 2-year-old Luna came over and watched Baby Luan reach the bottom. Then they all freaked out because of how AMAZING it was.
Luan: Why didn't you ever tell me about this?
Lynn Sr.: We didn't want you to know we left you upstairs alone when you were a baby.
Luan: You say that like it was unsafe.
The phone rang.
Lillie: Hello.
Anthony: Lillie, I need you to come to my house.
Lillie: Why?
Anthony: It's needed for the plot of this later.
Lillie: But it's Aunt Luan's birthday party.
Anthon: Okay, come when it's over then.
Lillie: KK.
Lillie hang up. Emolga came in. She had turned green and was not feeling good. That is not scientifically accurate. Drinking all that radioactive waste would kill her.
Luan: So, what other videos do we…?
Emolga bit Luan on the part of her arm that's on the other side of her elbow.
Luan: Ow! What was that for?
Emolga (while pointing at Diancie): Emol Emolga.
Emolga went back outside.
Emolga: Before we go to George's house, can we stop at a Pokémon Center real quick?
Diancie: NO!
Marshadow: Yes, of course we can.
Diancie's group except Celebi left.
Rita: Are you okay, Luan?
Luan: Yeah, I think so. I mean, my head feels a little funny, but I'm sure that'll stop in a minute.
The phone rang again.
Lillie: Hello.
Anthony: I changed my mind. I need you to come to my house TOMORROW.
Lillie: Uhhh…..okay.
