Sanic was just an ordinary hedgehog but what he found on this fated day would change his life forever.
It was winter probably, I don't know, shit was cold, ok. Sanickqua le bronta hedgehoge found a wild Rainbower Dashigs in the wild and she looked another chinese cartoon character that he loved, Princest Sunbutt. Oh how he loved her and her flowing mane, kindness and "plot development".
Rainblower Dashitup looked sonic dead in the eyes and said "Wow, I bet you know how to go fast" she spluttered excitedly. Sonic pierced Rainbowing the Gayest Dasheer with his glorious eye contact and said "YOU'RE TOO SLOW" and rushed away without another word. Rainboom Dallas knew that she had fallen for this fast, living, blue excrement and she intended to become fast.
Will they ever become great "friends"? WHO KNOWS!