Here's a Dean,
Here's a Dean,
there's a Dean,
Dean stuffing his face again,
drinking more beers you silly, silly Dean.
Going to a bar now?
It's the middle of the night.
Didn't Sammy tell you?
To not start a fight.
Don't try to hustle pool,
The guys will kick your ass.
I think its time to leave again,
And catch some sleep at last.
Did you ever see a Dean,
Kiss a Dean,
Hug a Dean,
Dean, Dean, Bobby, Dean, John, Sammy, Dean.
Mad Dean,
Sad Dean,
Mouthful of food again,
Sleepy Dean, scared Dean,
I saw a singing Dean.
Gonna take a shower now?
Before you go to bed.
Be careful not to slip and fall,
Try no to hit your head.
Stop drinking that tequila,
This is the final warning.
Time for you to go to bed,
And please don't have bad dreams.
