The Adventures of the Fuzz Turk
This is about the Fuzz Turk! A dog named Malcolm with a sword! (thanks to Sephirouch for the idea of making *his* dog the sacred Fuzz Turk.) Let's begin the story…..
The sacred Fuzz Turk was walking around when he saw Sephiroth attacking some civilians.
Fuzz Turk: I must save them!
(runs)
Sephiroth: BWAHAHA!
Fuzz Turk: Stop, evil Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: (gasp) The sacred Fuzz Turk! Uh, uh…..NO! I will not stop! Do your worst! (draws Masamune)
Fuzz Turk: Alrighty then! (draws Fuzzy Blade)
Sephiroth: HIYA!!!!!!
Fuzz Turk: (parries) ATTACK!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK! OUCH!!!! That hurt! My-oh whoops, only a PG-13. Never mind then. SHIT! OOPS! I swore! Forgive me, oh evil ones from Mideel! I'll be back!
Civilians: Oh, thank you, Fuzz Turk!
Fuzz Turk: It was nothing!
(later, Sephiroth and the sacred Fuzz Turk meet again)
Sephiroth: I'll get you! Deen!
Fuzz Turk: (evades) Ha ha ha! Fuzzyslash!
Sephiroth: OWIE! You hurt my wiggly butt! My buttocks ache! That's my achilles heel, dammit! OOPS! I swore! Forgive me, oh evil ones from Mideel! I'll be back!
TO BE CONTINUED……….
THE END!!!!!