Washington D.C., 2009.
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"Dude, you're here!" he said before pulling up Japan in a spine-breaking bear hug.
"A-America san!" he said while he tried to pry him off.
Alfred opened his eyes. Through his glasses he could see one of his heroes over his friend's shoulder. "Satoshi…!"
"Nice to meet you—" Before the creator could fully extended his hand he too was chocked in a bear hug.
"Oh my God DUDE THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!" the overly excited man yelled as the air from the Japanese man was abruptly forced out of his lungs. The American was even shaking him up and down while screaming into the man's shoulder.
"Alfred san," Japan began as he untied said nation's arms away, "we want to invite you to make a Pokémon for the new game."
The young nation squealed and the stars in his eyes glowed and grew. He had his hands to his mouth like a child as he looked (down) at his ally. "Really?!"
"Dude I have so many ideas I was thinking it could be like 'pew pew!' and, 'lasers!' and like a little bit of this here!"
"Uh, America san?"
"Hmm?"
Japan hesitantly looked at his friend from the drawing board. "You have the opportunity to make whatever you wish, and this is how you wish to do so?"
"Bro I wouldn't want it any other way! Let's do this!"
England curiously made his way through the new region, rather pleased with the updated graphics. Arthur wasn't really a video game person, but Al kept nagging him about this franchise that he had to try it. And, he'd have to say that Kiku really knew what he was doing, at least from what he could tell so far. He didn't expect this video game to be this fun.
"Are you enjoying Pokémon Black, Arthur san?"
The blond looked up to see Japan with raised eyebrows. "Why, yes I am. I haven't really gotten into video games before this, and it's actually quite relaxing in a way. The, uh, pictures?"
"Sprites?"
"Yes those, are nice, I like how they move."
Kiku smiled. "I'm glad you're enjoying. Some old fans aren't liking it."
"Why not?" Arthur frowned.
"They say the Pokémon aren't original."
"But that's preposterous! They look so different from all the other games I've seen America play!"
"… Have you see the Pokémon America san made?"
"No, I wasn't aware he even created one? Oh!" England's abnormally large eyebrows shot up into his blond bangs. "It was Braviary, wasn't it? I hate to admit, but that Pokémon is actually quite, clever in a way."
Japan looked down with a frown. He looked so disappointed. "No."
"No? Well which one was it."
"… It was Vanilluxe."
Inspired by Dookieshed's two videos "Dookieshed's Top Ten Favorite Pokémon!" and "Braviary is Patriotic as F***!"
Yes, Vanniluxe was made by an American. Yes.
