A/N: I'M BACK BINCHES
THOUGHT U COULD GET RID OF ME? THINK AGAIN.
one day timmy dumber was sitting on his computer thinking "man i sure am stavered" then cosmo walked out of his castrle in the fishbowl. "woman get me a beer!" he shouted at hos dumb wife wanda. then the social justice people fell threw the roof and started yelling and hollering. "oh shut up you idiot s i am a gr8 husband" just thwn wanda swam out of the castle but she was so fat she broke the fishbowl. "good 4 nuthin bitch what have you done? this time? this was my house! but you ruined it. like everythimg you touch!"
timmy was fed up and made the social actrivits go away. "cosmo! wanda ! stop fighting and get over here!"" dumber andf dumber were intrigued so they swam over.
"what is it kiddo?" wanda asked annoyingly as always.
cosmo rolled his eyes at his wifey.
"i need a million boxes of pizza. nowww!"
cusmo looked worried. " son if you eat all that za you will be as fat as wanda!"
wanda was angy now. she ate cosmo. but his poison magic made her barf him up.
"wana what are u doing why did u eat me?"
"because i h8 you.
timmy was once againm got fed up with his gfairy odparents. "guys. my pizza?"
"oh ye sorry sport!" said wandumb.|
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then shw made a million pizza boxes appear. timmy was so happy! he could amost taste the bread with tomate sauce and cheese topping. yum!
he fdove into the pizza like it was a swimming pool or something. like scrooge mcduff with his $$$$.
he was really confused thou. the boxes were empty! he was pissed af.
"wana! why is there no za in these xa boxes.,,,!"
"oh honey! i you asked for a million boxes of za. so i gave you a million za boxes."
'dumb bitch i ment pizza. i wanted a million pizzas. how stupid do tou have to be to wish me up a million za boxes honesty i don't knopw why cosmo stayed with you all these years u are so stupid u cant do anything right. please leave me alone,,,, if you can handle doing that without burning down the house or some shit lkikr ypui did to your fishbowl u fat bitch"
wanda started crying like the dumb bitch she is
cosmo and timmy exchanged a glance then nodded to each other.
cosmo threw timmy a pair of headphones that matched the pair he was wearing and smirked. them he did it.
he turned on the newest nickelback albumn. Wanda was too bust adjusting her eyebrows so she didn't realize what was going on. they watched as his wifes ears disintegrated. then laughed like "haha".
ok som ill gey you those pizzas" said cosmo. then his magic wand lit up and a billion pizzas rained into his house. they used wandas corpes as a table and chowed down on the pizzaza.