Danno and McGarrett in the car, full speed.
D: I wanted to drive!
Mac: no, Im driving!
D: But I want to drive!
M: Shaddap, Chin needs our help!
D: Yeah, I hope he's ok, I can't believe the stalker got to him first.
Tires screech to a halt in front of the computer room place thingy where Chin is, or whatever. Danno and MacCargoPants run to save Chin, one eye closed while the other peers from behind, all the way inside the gun.
D: we gotsa quit running like this, we could totes poke our eyes out!
Mac: Shaddap Danno, we totes look cool doing it.
D: okey-dokey
M: *assumes his constipated look*
They go inside: the computer is still in use but no Chin! MacGee sees Chin logged on and was perusing a particular H5-0 forum while Danno looks at a woman's Facebook displayed on the screen. They hear some noise from the back room. The guns go back behind the one eye. They kick the door in, one eye still closed.
Chin's bare bottom stares at them, hush, hush, eye to eye.
D: Hey, since when is there a bed back here?
M: Shaddap, Danno!
Chin is like: "Oh mon Dieu", he cries, in Hawaiian or whatever.
MacG: Kono?
He whips the top sheet down to find... FANNIE!
*she screams in Mac's face*
Danno: That your stalker?
Chin: Yup! She been follo-AAARGH!-low-UGH!-ing meeeeeAAARGHH! *he collapses down in ecstasy*
MacG: *forcefully* Book her, Danno!
Chin & Danno: Dafooq?
MacG: Just kiddin, bruh! Shaka!
They all laugh in unison, except Fannie who hides deeper in the covers and gets distracted by what she finds down there.
PUH PUH PUH PUH PAAAAAHHHHH PUH!