Vitamin C's Night Out

Christian sighed and ran a hand through his short blonde hair. His Intercontinental Title rested on his broad shoulder as he walked down the small hallway. His partner, Chris stood waiting for him next to the garage entrance.

"You ready for a night that you'll never....eeeevvveeeer forget?" The short blonde asked the approaching man. Christian smirked.

"Dude, I totally hope I see some wicked cool peeps tonight. I mean, I am the Peep's Champ, so I'm hoping to score with the ladies. Ya know?" Chris looked at him oddly.

"Actually I have no idea what sense that made, but ok." Their footsteps echoed through the large garage as they made their way to their car. The silver Porsche was parked in the back and they quickly loaded their bags in the trunk. "Can we listen to Fozzy?" Chris asked, holding up a copy of their newest CD. "Moongoose is reeaaaaly cool." Without waiting for an answer, he popped the disk into the CD player and began head banging and singing along with the guitar part.

"That's some nice music there, Chris." Chris nodded and smiled.

"I know. Fozzy rules!" He held up his hand for a high five.

"Yeah they do!" They peeled out of the parking garage at full speed and headed to the main road. "So what are two lady killers like ourselves doing tonight?" Christian finally asked as they drove. Chris thought for a second.

"Well first, the lady killers have to find some ladies." Both their faces fell.

"So uh...how do we do that?" Chris shrugged.

"You're the Peeps Champ...shouldn't you know?" Christian's blue eyes lit up.

"I remember this one place....Edge and I went there before he started stalking me and freaking me out and making me get a restraining order against him."

"But that wasn't the way it happened...you stalked hi..." Chris stopped talking and nodded as Christian glared at him. "So uh...yeah you and Edge?"

"Yeah it was this bar and all the ladies loved me...and he had like no one." He thought, trying to remember where the bar was.

"Um...Christian, you ok?" He asked, noticing the pained expression on his friend's face.

"Yeah just thinking." His eyes lit up. "Ok, I remember it being passed the bar where boys like boys..." Chris raised an eyebrow. "And it's over....here!" he exclaimed, pointing as the car swerved off the road. "Oops." He pulled back onto the road and into the parking lot.

"This place looks kinda...heinous." Chris said, cocking his head to one side and looking the place over.

"But there's giiiirls inside." Christian squealed, jumping out of the car and running towards the entrance. The shorter blonde watched him go and shrugged.

"Might as well follow." He mumbled to himself, walking slowly to the door.