Game-Land...
DISCLAIMER: Hudson characters.... a *few* gags were inspired by other fics but I REALLY tried not to rip off anybody's jokes. Let me know how it is, it's my first one... and also, I don't have the game (any of them) so if any of the chars sound weird.. oh and one more thing... the next chapter is done and just waiting to be typed. Byebye! Hope you enjoy.
Uriko: Common, Kenji...
Kenji: Don't worry.. I'm coming... *small grin*
The two, followed by older bro and sis, Yugo and Alice.. make their way through the busy city streets..
Uriko: I'm glad you could come, Kenji.. *wide smile*
Alice (who isn't too far behind): Uriko.... -_-
Uriko: Oh, COME ON sis, it's just Kenji, not that perverted weirdo.
Kenji: *disgruntled look on face as he rememebrs Cronos* Cronos... hmm.... *thoughts of Cronos being ripped to shreds*...I suddenly had a craving for chicken.. Don't know why ~_~
Yugo: Uh... why?
All: -_-
Yugo: Whaaaat? Common, tell me!!
All: -_- (times ten)
Narrator: Now I see why everyone calls you a damn mutt.
Yugo: Yeesh...
Narrator: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways..... the group is walking through the busy streets of a crowded city. Why? Because!
Kenji: So, where are we going?
Uriko: Only the bestest and coolest place that exists!!
Alice: And that is....?
Uriko: THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ARCADE!!!
Yugo: OHHH YEAH!
Kenji: Heh.... I'll play ya' in DDR, Riko... ;)
Uriko: *eyes glazed over* OOOH! Really? Sounds like fun!
Alice & Yugo: -_-
Alice: Well.. what kind of game is there that I might like?
Uriko: How about the "be extremely over-protective of your little sister"-simulator?? *Kenji can't help but to chuckle at this*
Kenji: No, she gets too much of that already. It's actually her second job, and gets paid by the hour for it.
Alice: KENJI!! Grrrr..... do you want a rabbit-foot shaped dent in your face?!
Kenji: o_o' Erm... sorry Ally.
Yugo: Hey! Since when could YOU call her that?
Kenji: Since everybody decided they can also call Uriko 'Riko'.
Yugo: -_-
Uriko: YAY! We're here!!!!
Narrator: They stand in front of a huge.... massive... tall......building. It says, "Game-Land Arcade: The World's Bestest and Coolest Arcade, Ever." Now, what kinda' name is THAT? Anyways...
Kenji: Race ya' to the DDR machine... ^_^
Uriko: *transforms into cat* *ZOOM*
Kenji: NO FAIR!! o_o *runs off as well*
Alice: You two be careful, OK??
Yugo: Haha... they are already too far away.
Alice: -_-'
Yugo: OH COOL! A BLOODY ROAR GAME! And it's not called Bloody Roar.... hmm... Beastorizer? Interesting... OH OH I'M GONNA BE YUGO! Wanna play, Ally?
Alice: Uhm.... no thanks.
(A/N: I have seen that game myself. I'm not sure if it was like, Japanese, or before it was called Bloody Roar, or what. Well, anyways, it's kinda old. And I cannot remember what chars where in it and which ones wern't... Aaaanyways...)
Narrator: At the DDR machine....
Uriko: ^_^ I'm beating you soo badly... *grin*
Kenji: No fair again! Cats are just TOO fast!
Uriko *Looks down at self.. is still in half-beast form..* Er.... hehe ^_~.... well, it's OK... 'cuz you still get a consolation prize!
Kenji: ....and what would that- *garbled because of Uriko suddenly embracing him* OK OK.... out of kitty-form, alright? *Uriko releases tight grip when she realizes she is still in half-beast form and capable of strangling him to death by accident.*
Uriko: *changes back* Oops! Hehe...
Kenji: Heh... it's OK.... just that people were staring! Not that it bothers me, of course.... Well, how about we-
Uriko: !!! BEASTORIZER!! OOOH! That's the game where...
Kenji: Hey isn't that Yugo??
Yugo: Aw, dammit... *pounds fist on game cabinet*
(A/N: You KNEW he'd suck at it.)
Yugo: HEY!
Narrotor: Yugo has lost horribly, playing as Yugo and fighting Alice (verses the CPU opponent, that is).
Alice: Well I TOLD YOU... but no... didn't listen, did you??
Yugo: Grrr.... how about this. You fight me, play as Alice, I'll be Yugo.. and if I win, I get a kiss, OK??
Alice: HAH! You're on!
Narrator: As the camera swoops back on Riko and Ken, watching from afar... we see them contemplating the impending match.
Uriko: Nevermind. Sis just took over the second player. -_-
Kenji: Heh.. I bet your sis wins.
Narrator: Little do they realize, Cronos and his servant, Ganesha are heading this way...
Uriko: No arguments there....Well alright.. let's go over and watc- HEY! Cronos! Damn it! (pstt... Kenji... hide!! I don't want that jerk coming near us!)
Cronos: OH! Milady Uriko! How wonderful it is to see you here!!! *Ganesha followed behind as usual*...Oh, and you.... you... scum. Please step away from my kitten- *Gets cut off by Kenji in an outrage*
Kenji: EXCUUUUUSE ME?! DID YOU JUST CALL RIKO YOUR KITTEN????????? Hahaha..... you will DEFINATELY regret this one....
Uriko: (psst... what kind of Zoanthrope is he?? Some sort of bird-thing, right?)
Kenji: (psst... you'll see...)
Cronos: Very well then! *transforms*
Ken+Riko:.......
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....hahahaha....hehe......
Uriko: Sorry umm it's just that..
Cronos: *squawk*
Kenji: *bursting out in laughter again*
Uriko: A PENGUIN??? You are lamer than I thought!! Kenji, look out, you might get PECKED to death.. HAHAHAHA.....
Ganesha: Do not insult his high- OOF!! *gets jabbed by Kenji in the gut.*
Uriko: *Transforms into kitty again* Take THIS, chicken-wuss! RRRRAWR!
Cronos: *squawk* My darling, what ever do you mea-OOF!! *Cronos gets throw back into a Skee-Ball machine by Riko's kick in the face, and returns to human form.*
Uriko: ^_^ I did good, didn't I!
Kenji: ^_^ The best yet! *hugs Riko, who then hugs back and again, nearly strangles Kenji*
Kenji: -_- Erm...
Uriko: Heehee! Sorry again! *Changes back*
Narrator: By now, many, many people are watching the freak show. Some are too hyped up on sugar or drunk to even care, hell they see this kind of thing all the time (In their minds, of course), but the sober ones watch very closely, and see that Cronos is removing himself from the Skee-Ball machine, with great difficulty.
Ganesha: Master, may I assist you in evacuating this amusement-machine?
Cronos: YES, Ganesha... I think you should. Agh...
*Cronos is helped out by Ganesha and dusts off his clothes.*
Cronos: Now, Madam Uriko, I see that this ruffian has put you under some sort of trance. I will help correct this problem right away. Ganesha, faithful servant, see that this young Miss is treated immediately.
Ganesha: Yes, sir. *Begins to approach Riko*
Narrator: Common, Kenji, get in his way!
Kenji:....huh? Oh, um yeah...Hey Fatso, what do you think YOU'RE doing, hmm? *steps in front of Uriko, blocking Ganesha from her*
Ganesha: I am only carrying out the orders put into place my master Cronos, and-
Kenji: IS THAT SO..... *transforms into a mole, and Ganesha retaliates by transforming into an elephant.*
Uriko: You've got to be kidding me... Well, anyways, go Kenji!! Ah, what the heck, I'll help kick his sorry-ass too... *Again, transforms back into her cat-form.*
Narrator: Heh... now THAT's what I'm talking about. Double-team that behemoth! =D
Cronos and Ganesha: O_O
Ganesha: We shall see who will prevail!
*The two sides begin fighting.*
Narrator: Now let's head back to Yugo and his obviously superior opponent.
Yugo: I'm sorry.. BUT THAT WAS A CHEAP SHOT!
Alice: Look, wolfie..... you just suck at that game, alright? Admit it. ^_^
Yugo: I WAS TALKING TO THE NARRATOR. Ahem. Oh, and thanks for the compliment.... -_-
Alice: Hehe..uhm... nevermind.
Yugo: Uh..hey wait a second.. isn't that Uriko and Kenji? I thought they were at that Dance Dance Evolution game.
Narrator: Yes, it is Uriko and Kenji. And it's Revolution, dumb mutt.
Yugo: Why does everyone call me that....?
Alice: URIKO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Yugo: Looks like they are about to kick the ass of that very large man... err... elephant... err...
Narrator: Sure are. Let's go take a look.
*The cat and mole were easily dodging all that the slow, lumbering elephant dishes out.*
Cronos: Ganesha! My faithful servant, I shall assist you! *Transforms and waddles over to the fighting trio.*
Uriko: Ohhh no.... you're not getting near my Kenji! *Uriko kicks Cronos again.*
Cronos: *SQUAWK* Darling, I will help you-AGH! *Cronos again flies back into the Skee-Ball machine.*.....my poor Uriko! She is very ill! Well, all the more reason she shall soon see professional treatment! *Cronos tries to pull himself out of the Skee-Ball machine again*
Uriko: In your dreams, Crono-jerk... *Continues fighting*
Ganesha: Why.... can't I hit them....?
Kenji: Well, maybe MY Kitten is just a bit faster than you, Fatso. *Preforms a strong slash on Ganesha's chest*
Narrator: Just waaaaaaaaaaaait a second.
All: What?
Narrator: What were Cronos and Ganesha doing here in the first place?
Uriko: How am I supposed to know that?
Kenji: Yeah, I mean we arn't walking libraries for chrissakes!
Narrator: Well, he IS your final boss, after all.
Uriko: Really?
Narrator: Yes.
Uriko: O_O...That was easy.
Narrator: Not so in the real game. You see how short he is? Well, it makes him very hard to hit.
Uriko: Cronos, you cheap bastard! Now I hate you even more!
Narrator: Oh, well. Hey, look! It's Gauntlet Legends! I call the Wizard!
Kenji and Uriko: -_-'
Yugo: Hey, cool, that dude looks alot like me! I wanna play too! *Picks the warrior*
Alice, Kenji, and Uriko: -_-'
Ganesha: Hey, Cron-man, wanna go join them in Gauntlet?
Cronos: Where did you learn to speak like that?
Ganesha: I dunno. Just picked it up somehow. Anyways, we better rush to the Gauntlet machine, dude, or we'll lose our spots! Common!
Cronos: O_O Erm... okay....
Narrator: Aw crud, I'm dead... just one..more quarter.. what's that? You want to check on Uriko and Kenji? Go over there yourself! I'M BUSY.
Uriko: Well, Kenji.. now that we don't have to worry about Cron-freak and Fat-esha, what do you want to do?
Kenji: Err... *wide grin*
Uriko: OOOH! They have a "Tunnel of Love"! How perfect!!! *Drags Kenji to it*
Kenji: ^_~ Erm... okay...
Narrator: I shall now punish you for plageurism.
Kenji: Why?
Narrator: Cronos already used the line, "Erm...Okay..."
Uriko: Stop picking on my Kenji!
Kenji: Yeah, and besides, he didn't use this cute little emoticon, either: ^_~ . He used this one: O_O .
Narrator: Erm... okay..... (DOH!)
Uriko: Common, Kenji!!
Kenji: Hold on, Riko, let me finish arguing with-
Uriko seemingly mewed the request..
Uriko: P-p-p-please.....Kenji??
Kenji:.... I uh... erm... well Narrator it was nice talkin' to ya'. I... I gotta go now....... =)
Narrator: -_-' ... Well I guess those two are off to do.. whatever. Anyways, Yugo and Alice seem to be enjoying Dance Dance Revolution. Of course, Alice is winning. After all, what did you expect from an idiotic mutt?
Yugo: I HEARD THAT!
Narrator: This is your freindly neighborhood narrator, signing off!
DISCLAIMER: Hudson characters.... a *few* gags were inspired by other fics but I REALLY tried not to rip off anybody's jokes. Let me know how it is, it's my first one... and also, I don't have the game (any of them) so if any of the chars sound weird.. oh and one more thing... the next chapter is done and just waiting to be typed. Byebye! Hope you enjoy.
Uriko: Common, Kenji...
Kenji: Don't worry.. I'm coming... *small grin*
The two, followed by older bro and sis, Yugo and Alice.. make their way through the busy city streets..
Uriko: I'm glad you could come, Kenji.. *wide smile*
Alice (who isn't too far behind): Uriko.... -_-
Uriko: Oh, COME ON sis, it's just Kenji, not that perverted weirdo.
Kenji: *disgruntled look on face as he rememebrs Cronos* Cronos... hmm.... *thoughts of Cronos being ripped to shreds*...I suddenly had a craving for chicken.. Don't know why ~_~
Yugo: Uh... why?
All: -_-
Yugo: Whaaaat? Common, tell me!!
All: -_- (times ten)
Narrator: Now I see why everyone calls you a damn mutt.
Yugo: Yeesh...
Narrator: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways..... the group is walking through the busy streets of a crowded city. Why? Because!
Kenji: So, where are we going?
Uriko: Only the bestest and coolest place that exists!!
Alice: And that is....?
Uriko: THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ARCADE!!!
Yugo: OHHH YEAH!
Kenji: Heh.... I'll play ya' in DDR, Riko... ;)
Uriko: *eyes glazed over* OOOH! Really? Sounds like fun!
Alice & Yugo: -_-
Alice: Well.. what kind of game is there that I might like?
Uriko: How about the "be extremely over-protective of your little sister"-simulator?? *Kenji can't help but to chuckle at this*
Kenji: No, she gets too much of that already. It's actually her second job, and gets paid by the hour for it.
Alice: KENJI!! Grrrr..... do you want a rabbit-foot shaped dent in your face?!
Kenji: o_o' Erm... sorry Ally.
Yugo: Hey! Since when could YOU call her that?
Kenji: Since everybody decided they can also call Uriko 'Riko'.
Yugo: -_-
Uriko: YAY! We're here!!!!
Narrator: They stand in front of a huge.... massive... tall......building. It says, "Game-Land Arcade: The World's Bestest and Coolest Arcade, Ever." Now, what kinda' name is THAT? Anyways...
Kenji: Race ya' to the DDR machine... ^_^
Uriko: *transforms into cat* *ZOOM*
Kenji: NO FAIR!! o_o *runs off as well*
Alice: You two be careful, OK??
Yugo: Haha... they are already too far away.
Alice: -_-'
Yugo: OH COOL! A BLOODY ROAR GAME! And it's not called Bloody Roar.... hmm... Beastorizer? Interesting... OH OH I'M GONNA BE YUGO! Wanna play, Ally?
Alice: Uhm.... no thanks.
(A/N: I have seen that game myself. I'm not sure if it was like, Japanese, or before it was called Bloody Roar, or what. Well, anyways, it's kinda old. And I cannot remember what chars where in it and which ones wern't... Aaaanyways...)
Narrator: At the DDR machine....
Uriko: ^_^ I'm beating you soo badly... *grin*
Kenji: No fair again! Cats are just TOO fast!
Uriko *Looks down at self.. is still in half-beast form..* Er.... hehe ^_~.... well, it's OK... 'cuz you still get a consolation prize!
Kenji: ....and what would that- *garbled because of Uriko suddenly embracing him* OK OK.... out of kitty-form, alright? *Uriko releases tight grip when she realizes she is still in half-beast form and capable of strangling him to death by accident.*
Uriko: *changes back* Oops! Hehe...
Kenji: Heh... it's OK.... just that people were staring! Not that it bothers me, of course.... Well, how about we-
Uriko: !!! BEASTORIZER!! OOOH! That's the game where...
Kenji: Hey isn't that Yugo??
Yugo: Aw, dammit... *pounds fist on game cabinet*
(A/N: You KNEW he'd suck at it.)
Yugo: HEY!
Narrotor: Yugo has lost horribly, playing as Yugo and fighting Alice (verses the CPU opponent, that is).
Alice: Well I TOLD YOU... but no... didn't listen, did you??
Yugo: Grrr.... how about this. You fight me, play as Alice, I'll be Yugo.. and if I win, I get a kiss, OK??
Alice: HAH! You're on!
Narrator: As the camera swoops back on Riko and Ken, watching from afar... we see them contemplating the impending match.
Uriko: Nevermind. Sis just took over the second player. -_-
Kenji: Heh.. I bet your sis wins.
Narrator: Little do they realize, Cronos and his servant, Ganesha are heading this way...
Uriko: No arguments there....Well alright.. let's go over and watc- HEY! Cronos! Damn it! (pstt... Kenji... hide!! I don't want that jerk coming near us!)
Cronos: OH! Milady Uriko! How wonderful it is to see you here!!! *Ganesha followed behind as usual*...Oh, and you.... you... scum. Please step away from my kitten- *Gets cut off by Kenji in an outrage*
Kenji: EXCUUUUUSE ME?! DID YOU JUST CALL RIKO YOUR KITTEN????????? Hahaha..... you will DEFINATELY regret this one....
Uriko: (psst... what kind of Zoanthrope is he?? Some sort of bird-thing, right?)
Kenji: (psst... you'll see...)
Cronos: Very well then! *transforms*
Ken+Riko:.......
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....hahahaha....hehe......
Uriko: Sorry umm it's just that..
Cronos: *squawk*
Kenji: *bursting out in laughter again*
Uriko: A PENGUIN??? You are lamer than I thought!! Kenji, look out, you might get PECKED to death.. HAHAHAHA.....
Ganesha: Do not insult his high- OOF!! *gets jabbed by Kenji in the gut.*
Uriko: *Transforms into kitty again* Take THIS, chicken-wuss! RRRRAWR!
Cronos: *squawk* My darling, what ever do you mea-OOF!! *Cronos gets throw back into a Skee-Ball machine by Riko's kick in the face, and returns to human form.*
Uriko: ^_^ I did good, didn't I!
Kenji: ^_^ The best yet! *hugs Riko, who then hugs back and again, nearly strangles Kenji*
Kenji: -_- Erm...
Uriko: Heehee! Sorry again! *Changes back*
Narrator: By now, many, many people are watching the freak show. Some are too hyped up on sugar or drunk to even care, hell they see this kind of thing all the time (In their minds, of course), but the sober ones watch very closely, and see that Cronos is removing himself from the Skee-Ball machine, with great difficulty.
Ganesha: Master, may I assist you in evacuating this amusement-machine?
Cronos: YES, Ganesha... I think you should. Agh...
*Cronos is helped out by Ganesha and dusts off his clothes.*
Cronos: Now, Madam Uriko, I see that this ruffian has put you under some sort of trance. I will help correct this problem right away. Ganesha, faithful servant, see that this young Miss is treated immediately.
Ganesha: Yes, sir. *Begins to approach Riko*
Narrator: Common, Kenji, get in his way!
Kenji:....huh? Oh, um yeah...Hey Fatso, what do you think YOU'RE doing, hmm? *steps in front of Uriko, blocking Ganesha from her*
Ganesha: I am only carrying out the orders put into place my master Cronos, and-
Kenji: IS THAT SO..... *transforms into a mole, and Ganesha retaliates by transforming into an elephant.*
Uriko: You've got to be kidding me... Well, anyways, go Kenji!! Ah, what the heck, I'll help kick his sorry-ass too... *Again, transforms back into her cat-form.*
Narrator: Heh... now THAT's what I'm talking about. Double-team that behemoth! =D
Cronos and Ganesha: O_O
Ganesha: We shall see who will prevail!
*The two sides begin fighting.*
Narrator: Now let's head back to Yugo and his obviously superior opponent.
Yugo: I'm sorry.. BUT THAT WAS A CHEAP SHOT!
Alice: Look, wolfie..... you just suck at that game, alright? Admit it. ^_^
Yugo: I WAS TALKING TO THE NARRATOR. Ahem. Oh, and thanks for the compliment.... -_-
Alice: Hehe..uhm... nevermind.
Yugo: Uh..hey wait a second.. isn't that Uriko and Kenji? I thought they were at that Dance Dance Evolution game.
Narrator: Yes, it is Uriko and Kenji. And it's Revolution, dumb mutt.
Yugo: Why does everyone call me that....?
Alice: URIKO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Yugo: Looks like they are about to kick the ass of that very large man... err... elephant... err...
Narrator: Sure are. Let's go take a look.
*The cat and mole were easily dodging all that the slow, lumbering elephant dishes out.*
Cronos: Ganesha! My faithful servant, I shall assist you! *Transforms and waddles over to the fighting trio.*
Uriko: Ohhh no.... you're not getting near my Kenji! *Uriko kicks Cronos again.*
Cronos: *SQUAWK* Darling, I will help you-AGH! *Cronos again flies back into the Skee-Ball machine.*.....my poor Uriko! She is very ill! Well, all the more reason she shall soon see professional treatment! *Cronos tries to pull himself out of the Skee-Ball machine again*
Uriko: In your dreams, Crono-jerk... *Continues fighting*
Ganesha: Why.... can't I hit them....?
Kenji: Well, maybe MY Kitten is just a bit faster than you, Fatso. *Preforms a strong slash on Ganesha's chest*
Narrator: Just waaaaaaaaaaaait a second.
All: What?
Narrator: What were Cronos and Ganesha doing here in the first place?
Uriko: How am I supposed to know that?
Kenji: Yeah, I mean we arn't walking libraries for chrissakes!
Narrator: Well, he IS your final boss, after all.
Uriko: Really?
Narrator: Yes.
Uriko: O_O...That was easy.
Narrator: Not so in the real game. You see how short he is? Well, it makes him very hard to hit.
Uriko: Cronos, you cheap bastard! Now I hate you even more!
Narrator: Oh, well. Hey, look! It's Gauntlet Legends! I call the Wizard!
Kenji and Uriko: -_-'
Yugo: Hey, cool, that dude looks alot like me! I wanna play too! *Picks the warrior*
Alice, Kenji, and Uriko: -_-'
Ganesha: Hey, Cron-man, wanna go join them in Gauntlet?
Cronos: Where did you learn to speak like that?
Ganesha: I dunno. Just picked it up somehow. Anyways, we better rush to the Gauntlet machine, dude, or we'll lose our spots! Common!
Cronos: O_O Erm... okay....
Narrator: Aw crud, I'm dead... just one..more quarter.. what's that? You want to check on Uriko and Kenji? Go over there yourself! I'M BUSY.
Uriko: Well, Kenji.. now that we don't have to worry about Cron-freak and Fat-esha, what do you want to do?
Kenji: Err... *wide grin*
Uriko: OOOH! They have a "Tunnel of Love"! How perfect!!! *Drags Kenji to it*
Kenji: ^_~ Erm... okay...
Narrator: I shall now punish you for plageurism.
Kenji: Why?
Narrator: Cronos already used the line, "Erm...Okay..."
Uriko: Stop picking on my Kenji!
Kenji: Yeah, and besides, he didn't use this cute little emoticon, either: ^_~ . He used this one: O_O .
Narrator: Erm... okay..... (DOH!)
Uriko: Common, Kenji!!
Kenji: Hold on, Riko, let me finish arguing with-
Uriko seemingly mewed the request..
Uriko: P-p-p-please.....Kenji??
Kenji:.... I uh... erm... well Narrator it was nice talkin' to ya'. I... I gotta go now....... =)
Narrator: -_-' ... Well I guess those two are off to do.. whatever. Anyways, Yugo and Alice seem to be enjoying Dance Dance Revolution. Of course, Alice is winning. After all, what did you expect from an idiotic mutt?
Yugo: I HEARD THAT!
Narrator: This is your freindly neighborhood narrator, signing off!