SNOW QUATRE AND THE FOUR PILOTS
*lights softly illuminate the auditorium*
Narrator: once upon a time ... in the land of fancy there was a prince....
Quatre; *appears on stage*
Narrator: who's skin was as white as snow.... who's hair was as black....*looks at quatre* er..um...as blonde as the sun's rays...and who was the fairest prince in the land....well...his mother was not as nice...she was an evil queen....and was very envious of Quatre...
Relena: *appears on stage and glares at Quatre*
Narrator: well one day.....the queen's jelousy has become so overwellming that she highers an archerer...
Heero: *appears on stage holding gun*
Narrator: Er...um...Professional Assasin...to get rid of the fair prince.
Queen: ::looking into mirror:: MIRROR MIRROR FROM THE MALL! WHO'S THE FAIREST ONE OF ALL?! Say
Quatre and I'll shatter you...
Mirror: ::shatters anyways because Relena's looking at it::
Queen: ::blinks::
Queen: You are to take him into the woods....there you will pick flowers...and while he is preoccupied...you kill him.....
Heero: yes my Queen.
Queen: :;takes out a black and pink box:: and as proof....I want you to put his heart in here.....
Heero: 0_0 mission.....excepted
Queen: Good.......*evil laugh*
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Quatre: la -la -la ::picking flowers in his little world of innocense.::
Heero: ::watches him and slowly takes out a gun::
Quatre: ::turns and looks at Heero:: *gasp of suprise*
Heero: *cold glare*
Quatre: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!
Heero: do you actually think I would take orders from that !@#$%
Quatre: ::blinks::
Heero: come with me... to the house of the dwarfs..there you'll be safe until we can figure a way out of this....
Quatre: okay...
::Heero and Quatre walk off together into the woods.::
Heero: ::opens the door to a small cottage;:
Heero: let me introduce you to my friends
Duo: I'm hyper dwarf
Wufei: I'm grumpy dwarf
Trowa: I'm quiet dwarf
Heero: and I'm the very disgrunteled other dwarf
Quatre: ::blinks in amazement::
Duo: so how long is he staying with us? ::to heero:;
Heero: until I can figure a way out of this....
Quatre: well... I'll cook dinner for you guys....you can go wash up...
Guys: okay...
::all GW boys except for quatre file out of the room::
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Queen: ::opens the box heero mailed to her:: Good...he gave me .....the heart
New ( and blind)) Mirror: oh boy are you blind...can't you see? oh..the heart in your hand is made of gundanium alloy!
Queen: GUNDANIUM ALLOY!?
New Mirror: YES
Queen: ::gets angry and throws the heart into the fire::
Queen: fine! I'll just have to do away with her myself ::takes out the magic orb used in Wizard of Oz from hammer space: I see she's with the dwarfs....
Mirror: so?
Queen: I will disguise myself as his REAL mother and give him this apple. ::is holding a pear::
Mirror: oh boy! THAT'S A PEAR YOU DOLT!
Queen: ::looks:: oh...well...this pear
Mirror: ::sweat drop::
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Duo: we're going off to work now...
Heero: don't open the door for any strangers.....
Wufei: and don't let that wicked queen in...
Quatre: I won't ^_^
All: by prince Quatre
Quatre: bye!
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Quatre: :;washing dishes;:
Queen: ::in disguise:: Hi Quatre
Quatre; Lady Helen?
Queen: Yes... Your mother....here....::hands him a pear::
Quatre: ::looks at the pear hungrily::
Queen:: The dwarfs might not be feeding you well...so I gave you this....
Heero: ::knowing quatre would never listen to what he said about no talking to strangers peeks out from a nearby closet::
Quatre: ::is about to eat it::
Heero: ;:aims...::
:;And he shoots it out of quatre's hand::
Queen: ::disguise falls off:: ACK!!!!! I GOT HIT! ;:dies::
Quatre: ::accidently gets dish water on Relena...::
Relena; ;:melts;:
Quatre; 0_0
Narrator: and that is how the queen really died....
Trowa; ::joins the narrator on stage: alas....nothing more....can be said....ding dong....the.....***** is dead....
THE END
*lights softly illuminate the auditorium*
Narrator: once upon a time ... in the land of fancy there was a prince....
Quatre; *appears on stage*
Narrator: who's skin was as white as snow.... who's hair was as black....*looks at quatre* er..um...as blonde as the sun's rays...and who was the fairest prince in the land....well...his mother was not as nice...she was an evil queen....and was very envious of Quatre...
Relena: *appears on stage and glares at Quatre*
Narrator: well one day.....the queen's jelousy has become so overwellming that she highers an archerer...
Heero: *appears on stage holding gun*
Narrator: Er...um...Professional Assasin...to get rid of the fair prince.
Queen: ::looking into mirror:: MIRROR MIRROR FROM THE MALL! WHO'S THE FAIREST ONE OF ALL?! Say
Quatre and I'll shatter you...
Mirror: ::shatters anyways because Relena's looking at it::
Queen: ::blinks::
Queen: You are to take him into the woods....there you will pick flowers...and while he is preoccupied...you kill him.....
Heero: yes my Queen.
Queen: :;takes out a black and pink box:: and as proof....I want you to put his heart in here.....
Heero: 0_0 mission.....excepted
Queen: Good.......*evil laugh*
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Quatre: la -la -la ::picking flowers in his little world of innocense.::
Heero: ::watches him and slowly takes out a gun::
Quatre: ::turns and looks at Heero:: *gasp of suprise*
Heero: *cold glare*
Quatre: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!
Heero: do you actually think I would take orders from that !@#$%
Quatre: ::blinks::
Heero: come with me... to the house of the dwarfs..there you'll be safe until we can figure a way out of this....
Quatre: okay...
::Heero and Quatre walk off together into the woods.::
Heero: ::opens the door to a small cottage;:
Heero: let me introduce you to my friends
Duo: I'm hyper dwarf
Wufei: I'm grumpy dwarf
Trowa: I'm quiet dwarf
Heero: and I'm the very disgrunteled other dwarf
Quatre: ::blinks in amazement::
Duo: so how long is he staying with us? ::to heero:;
Heero: until I can figure a way out of this....
Quatre: well... I'll cook dinner for you guys....you can go wash up...
Guys: okay...
::all GW boys except for quatre file out of the room::
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Queen: ::opens the box heero mailed to her:: Good...he gave me .....the heart
New ( and blind)) Mirror: oh boy are you blind...can't you see? oh..the heart in your hand is made of gundanium alloy!
Queen: GUNDANIUM ALLOY!?
New Mirror: YES
Queen: ::gets angry and throws the heart into the fire::
Queen: fine! I'll just have to do away with her myself ::takes out the magic orb used in Wizard of Oz from hammer space: I see she's with the dwarfs....
Mirror: so?
Queen: I will disguise myself as his REAL mother and give him this apple. ::is holding a pear::
Mirror: oh boy! THAT'S A PEAR YOU DOLT!
Queen: ::looks:: oh...well...this pear
Mirror: ::sweat drop::
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Duo: we're going off to work now...
Heero: don't open the door for any strangers.....
Wufei: and don't let that wicked queen in...
Quatre: I won't ^_^
All: by prince Quatre
Quatre: bye!
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Quatre: :;washing dishes;:
Queen: ::in disguise:: Hi Quatre
Quatre; Lady Helen?
Queen: Yes... Your mother....here....::hands him a pear::
Quatre: ::looks at the pear hungrily::
Queen:: The dwarfs might not be feeding you well...so I gave you this....
Heero: ::knowing quatre would never listen to what he said about no talking to strangers peeks out from a nearby closet::
Quatre: ::is about to eat it::
Heero: ;:aims...::
:;And he shoots it out of quatre's hand::
Queen: ::disguise falls off:: ACK!!!!! I GOT HIT! ;:dies::
Quatre: ::accidently gets dish water on Relena...::
Relena; ;:melts;:
Quatre; 0_0
Narrator: and that is how the queen really died....
Trowa; ::joins the narrator on stage: alas....nothing more....can be said....ding dong....the.....***** is dead....
THE END