1 Educational TV Survivor
Part 1
Hello, and welcome to educational TV Survivor. There are 7 castaways who were allowed to bring one item. Let's meet the castaways and see what they brought.
Castaway #1.Face
He's annoying, He's dangerous, and he is pissed! His convenient little TV brings face from nick jr. to us, he hasn't brought an item with him, but he has installed a rocket launcher into his TV.
Castaway #2.Blue
The gay little blue puppy has also been chosen as a castaway and has decided to be a little pussy about it. She brought with her a large hammer.
Castaway #3.Po
Po has been chosen to represent the Teletubbies and no one understands a word the little bastard says. She brought with her what looks like some kind of alien device.
Castaway #4.Barney
Barney is back and better than ever kids, this time he has a severe drug problem so obviously he brought a sack of joints and a lighter with him.
Castaway #5.Winnie the pooh
Pooh has lost it after the Disney channel screwed him over with that "Book of Pooh" crap. He brought honey and I wouldn't try to take it from this nutcase!
Castaway #6.Elmo
That's right kids, that anorexic little puppet is here and he is happy. (What a surprise) He brought his pet goldfish with him, the little fish fucker!
Castaway #7.Piglet
Pooh's annoying little sidekick is here on the island, but they have stopped being friends for now. Piglet brought a large box but we can't see what's in it.
Well that's all the time we have for now. Tune in next time when we divide into camps.
Part 1
Hello, and welcome to educational TV Survivor. There are 7 castaways who were allowed to bring one item. Let's meet the castaways and see what they brought.
Castaway #1.Face
He's annoying, He's dangerous, and he is pissed! His convenient little TV brings face from nick jr. to us, he hasn't brought an item with him, but he has installed a rocket launcher into his TV.
Castaway #2.Blue
The gay little blue puppy has also been chosen as a castaway and has decided to be a little pussy about it. She brought with her a large hammer.
Castaway #3.Po
Po has been chosen to represent the Teletubbies and no one understands a word the little bastard says. She brought with her what looks like some kind of alien device.
Castaway #4.Barney
Barney is back and better than ever kids, this time he has a severe drug problem so obviously he brought a sack of joints and a lighter with him.
Castaway #5.Winnie the pooh
Pooh has lost it after the Disney channel screwed him over with that "Book of Pooh" crap. He brought honey and I wouldn't try to take it from this nutcase!
Castaway #6.Elmo
That's right kids, that anorexic little puppet is here and he is happy. (What a surprise) He brought his pet goldfish with him, the little fish fucker!
Castaway #7.Piglet
Pooh's annoying little sidekick is here on the island, but they have stopped being friends for now. Piglet brought a large box but we can't see what's in it.
Well that's all the time we have for now. Tune in next time when we divide into camps.