Okay, when I write crap, I write crap! Thank heavens that I did not write this one! Just kidding…
My classmate and best bud wrote this…I promised her that I'd post this. Here's to Leslie…
A/N: This is just a drabble on a very boring day…
The Best Gift for a Girl
The Akatsuki were sitting in front of the T.V, with Tobi holding the remote control (he has the power!!), trying to find a good show to watch. Suddenly, an interesting question came at hand.
T.V. Host: So what do you think is the best gift for a girl?
T.V. Guest: Well…in my opinion. It's gotta be-
-CLICK-
Tobi: Hey! Come on! I was watching that!
Itachi: Shut up, Tobi.
Tobi: But I want to know! Can YOU tell me the best gift for a girl?
Itachi: Yeah, it's-
Kisame: Gotta be FISH! Especially a PET FISH!
Sasori: That's just, fish-face!
Kisame: Ha! Well, what do YOU think is the best gift for a girl?!
Sasori: A puppet.
Kisame: Ha! That's just you…um…puppet-boy! Ha!
Deidara: How 'bout clay figurines?
Zetsu: Or an ornamental and very much carnivorous Venus Fly Trap?
Sasori: I still say a puppet's the best gift for a girl!
Deidara: No, it isn't!
Zetsu: Yeah! A Venus fly trap is!
Deidara: No! It's clay figurines!
Kisame: Well, I say FISH!
Sasori, Deidara, and Zetsu: Shut up, Kisame!
Itachi: You shut up! Idiots! The best gift for a girl is-
(Leader suddenly bursts inside)
Leader: Watcha guys doin'?
Tobi: Trying to figure out the best gift for a girl…
Leader: Oh, that's easy!
(Everyone looks at the leader)
Leader: A nine-tailed demon fox!
(cough…ehem…)
Tobi: So what is it, Itachi?
Itachi: It's-
Leader: What?! What's wrong with a nine-tailed demon fox?!
(Silence)
Leader: Fine! I'm leaving!
(slams door)
Tobi: So, Itachi. What is it?
Itachi: It's-
THE END
I admire Leslie's courage to present bloodthirsty, war mongering, psychotic, and love-deprived criminals and misunderstood freaks as carefree guys that worry what to give to a girl!
Leslie, you are worthy to eat siling-labuyo and get drunk with water tomorrow. INUMAN NA!