A/N: This aren`t mine it`s just some funny stuff about Sirius that I have
found
on several stories.
In the Gryffindor Common room, the Marauders, Evelyn, and Bella were lounging
around waiting for their two friends, James and Lily.
The subject of their conversation was quite interesting, though several first years
stared at them strangely.
"Remmy, old pal, do you exist?" Sirius asked, lying on his back on the carpet in
front of the fire.
"Of course I do," Remus frowned.
"Are you sure about that? Are you sure you're not just a mere figment of my
imagination?" Sirius asked, playing with his wand.
"I'm sure," Remus answered unsurely.
"Of course he exists," Evelyn rolled her eyes. "We see him, don't we?"
"How do I know you're not all a figment of my imagination?"
"Because. well, you'd be crazy and delusional if we were just a figment of your
imagination," Bella said, looking up from her magazine.
"Oh, but I could be, couldn't I? So that must mean you all don't exist!" Sirius flicked
at the top of his wand, as sparks shot off.
"Sirius!" Evelyn walked over and hit him on the head with Bella's magazine. "Did that
hurt?"
"Not really. yes. I think you gave me a paper cut."
"Then we're real," Evelyn said decidedly, walking back to the couch.
"Not necessarily," Sirius said slowly. "What if I imagined that?"
Just then, James walked in, looking extremely relieved to find his friends.
"Is she here?" he asked.
"Who?" Bella frowned.
"Evans. She's out for my blood, I tell you," James ran his fingers through his messy
hair. "I stepped on her toes about four times on purpose, and now she's hunting me
down."
"Lily wouldn't do that," Evelyn said.
"Okay, okay, I put a ten-pound charm on each foot so that it'd get her mad, but-"
"James, do you exist?" Sirius interrupted.
The others sighed in exasperation.
"Of course I exist," James frowned. "Have you lost it?"
"How can you be sure you exist?" Sirius asked, rolling onto his side and getting up.
"Well," James said thoughtfully, "If there's any chance that I don't exist, then, in all
likelihood, there's a chance that you don't exist either."
"Hmm," Sirius said thoughtfully. "I hadn't thought of that. Thanks, Jamie!"
"Don't call me that," James said, and disappeared into the Boys' Dormitories.
Soon afterwards, Lily stormed in. "Where is Potter? I know he's in here."
"Um, he was just in here," Evelyn twisted her head in the direction of where he had
left.
"Little twit, Madame Pomfrey had to-"
"Lily, do you exist?"
Lily gave Sirius a strange look. "Of course I do."
"Well, how can I be sure of that? How do I know you aren't a mere figment of my
imagination?"
"Well, I must exist," Lily said. "Let's be realistic, here. I am conscious of my own
identity. I was born, and I will die. I occupy a particular point in space, don't I? No
other solid object can occupy the same point simultaneously. So, yes, I exist."
Finishing this statement, she stalked back to the Girls' Dormitories, muttering
something like "finally gone to the loony bin, he has."
"Too smart for me," Sirius shook his head.
Professor McGonagall walked in, looking thoroughly disappointed at seeing Sirius
there.
"Black, where's Potter and Evans?"
"They're in their dorms, Professor," Bella supplied helpfully.
"Very well. Tell them there's another practice tomorrow," she sighed. "And ask Miss
Evans if the swelling of her toes has gone down-"
"Professor McGonagall, do you exist?" Sirius asked.
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About an hour later (when the cookies and their crumbs were devoured), the
snowstorm qualified as a blizzard. And the conversation wasn't much.
"I wonder if fish have ears."
"Sirius!" Evelyn rolled her eyes. "Please shut up!"
Sirius ignored her as he popped a cookie crumb from his cookie crumb stash in his
mouth (he had decided reducing the cookies to crumbs would make them last
longer), and continued. "I mean, can you hear under water? And even if you could, I
mean, for a little bitty fish, would it matter? They can't talk or anything. Or can they?"
Lily groaned.
For the past hour, they had endured these mindless, pointless, questions, such as,
"If an eraser could speak, what do you think it'd say?" or "Hey. can germs and
parasites think?" which led to, "If a parasite can think, would the host think the same
thing? Or would the parasite think the same thing as the host? Or can they both
think separate thoughts?" which soon was dropped and changed to, "How do we
think if we're composed of so many individual cells? Do the cells make up thoughts?
Or do thoughts just come from our brain. which is made up of cells. huh?" which
became "What's the difference between your brain and your mind? Is your mind
something in your subconscious?" which became "Where is your subconscious?"
Goodness, the boy asked too many questions. Everyone shuddered to think what
he'd been like at that five-year-old stage of constant questioning.
"Sirius. on behalf of everyone in the room. shut up," James said as he hit his head
on the chessboard. (He had been playing himself and had been losing terribly on
both sides)
"Maybe only fellow fish can hear them," Sirius wondered aloud. "Or maybe they're
like merpeople, and they-"
"Sirius, shut up!"
Sirius glared at Leslie moodily as he stuffed some cookie crumbs into his mouth. He
opened his mouth again to speak, starting with an, "I wonder if-"
"Shut up, Sirius," the entire group yelled, giving second years a display of seventh
year behavior patterns.
The exhibit left many second years scarred with the thought of what would become of
them in five years.
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"We officially can't take you anywhere." Remus decided as Sirius sauntered up to
the table, looking a little too proud of himself as he brushed snow off the sleeves of
his robes.
"We send you for drinks and you get into a fight with a snowman." Arabella smirked
most amused. "Please enlighten us as to how this came about."
"I asked him if he had any ice and that led into a whole other thing." Sirius reported
with a snort.
"He certainly didn't need to bring my mother into it. It's alright, I got one of the frosty
bastard's eyes."
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Sirius had volunteered to do so because Peter Pettigrew, who they all hated with a
fierce passion, was in Azkaban, and Sirius spent the entire time not protecting the
Minister of Magic,but annoying Pettigrew by singing songs such as, "My name is
Ricardo, I am a retardo, I live on the 99th floor. I sit on the steeple and spit on the
people and they ask me what is my name. My name is Ricardo I am a retardo."
and so on and so forth. It had driven old Wormtail ridiculously insane, though he
already was quite mad to begin with.
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All of them were sitting at the breakfast table in various states of disarray. Sirius was
wearing pajama bottoms and an old Partridge Family t-shirt with inked on hearts
around David Cassidy.
Remus was wearing wrinkled jeans and a severely wrinkled and faded hippie tie-dye
shirt. Lily had on James' long pajama shirt and James had on the bottoms. Each of
them had their own afro from the night before, Lily's already made a first year cry so
she pulled it into very stiff pig tails.
"Do you wish to tell us why Miss Evans is wearing your shirt. AND ONLY YOUR
SHIRT, at the hall table?", Dumbledore twinkled his eyes as Lily drained of all color
as did James.
"Oh, let me say! Pleassssee!", Sirius jumped up giddily.
Dumbledore sighed to himself and kept walking up to his table shaking his head.
One of the things students caught in his whispers was "..Ritalin.get that boy on
Ritalin.".
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"I KNEW IT!!!", Sirius pranced upstairs hugging his David Cassidy shirt happily.
"Ritalin..", Remus mused to himself.
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"Something about animal sacrifices in Care of Magical Creatures. And then there
was the whole blowing up Professor Dumbledore's beard thing. Let's just say he's not
a good little boy..." said Sirius. Mrs. Potter gasped.
"Animal sacrifices? Albus' beard?? Well, I need to march right down there and give
that boy a piece of my mind." screamed Mrs. Potter. "Good bye Sirius dear."
Sirius grinned devilishly as Mrs. Potter disappeared. Only one more call to make...
**
"Lily, has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?" asked James.
"Not today," said Lily sweetly. James smiled.
"You're beautiful," he said. Lily smiled.
"Hey James, do you think that Lauren and Sirius will ever hook up?"
questioned Lily.
"Yeah, maybe. They're cute together," said James, smiling and pulling Lily in closer
to him.
"Yeah, but they're constantly in that whole love-hate, denying that they like each
other mode,"
muttered Lily sadly.
"I'm just glad that I don't have to go through that with you," James told her.
"You never know mister. There is still Nancy to put up with..." started Lily.
"Well who cares about her? I don't." James exclaimed.
"Good, I used to be such good friends with her, I don't know what happened."
"I happened."
"It's not your fault. She's evil, that's all."
"I feel responsible. I'm so sorry too. It's all my fault."
"No it's not. Let's go on to a less depressing subject. Why don't you tell me how
beautiful I am."
"You're beautiful."
***
"Hey Jamie, I have to talk to you!" said Sirius, yelling into the fire. Jamie's head
suddenly appeared.
"What do you want now?" she asked.
"Sorry to have to be the bearer of bad news, but guess what is happening." said
Sirius.
"What's going on and why do you look so happy about it?" Jamie questioned Sirius
suspiciously.
"Well, you see, Lauren is over at James' house." started Sirius.
"Yeah, so?" asked Jamie, who seemed really annoyed.
"Well, guess who she is making out with," Sirius continued.
"Obviously not you!" exclaimed Jamie.
"Alas, no," said Sirius in a dejected tone of voice.
"Well, who is it then?" asked Lauren.
"Your boyfriend!" explained Sirius happily. Jamie's smiled instantly went away.
"WHAT???? Why are you happy about this?" yelled Jamie harshly.
"Well, since this happened you're probably available again." Sirius said, making loud
kissy noises.
"You're disgusting!" yelled Jamie, trying to hit Sirius and then remembering that he
was still at Lily's house. "I am so mad at Remus. I want to go over to James' house
right now and give him a piece of my mind!"
"Well, you can. I bet you have some floo powder." said Sirius.
"When I get done with him, he will be so sorry he did this. I'm going to beat him up!"
yelled Jamie.
"You go girl!" exclaimed Sirius.
***
At James' house, several things happened at once. James kissed Lily. Jamie ran out
of a fire place and slapped Remus and Lauren across their faces. Mrs. Potter hit
James over the head with a frying pan, and Gilderoy ran out of the waterfall, chased
by what he called a 'demon mermaid.' James didn't know what he had done wrong,
Lauren and Remus definitely didn't know what they had done wrong, Lily was quite
confused and Gilderoy had two black eyes from the mermaid. It was about that point
when Sirius burst through the door.
"Oh now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, cause you're not welcome
anymore!
Weren't you the one that tried to hurt me with good-bye, you think I'd crumble, you
think I'd lay down and die, oh no not I, I will survive, oh as long as I know how to love I
know I'll stay alive, I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give, I'll survive, I
will survive, hey hey!!" he sang loudly. No one seemed to notice him, which made
him a little angry.
"I can't believe you didn't tell me that you failed the fifth year!"
"You FAILED???"
"How could you cheat on me? And with her? I can't believe this, I thought you loved
me!"
"Nice mermaid, nice mermaid..."
"At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my
side..."
"What do you mean failed? I never failed."
"I didn't cheat on you, I swear!"
"Remus, why didn't you tell me that you had something going on with me?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure that James didn't fail."
"NICE MERMAID!"
"But then I spent so many nights, just thinkin how you did me wrong, and I grew
strong, and I learned how to get along..."
"SIRIUS BLACK!" yelled Mrs. Potter and Lily at the same time.
"That's my name, don't wear it out!" said Sirius.
"What did you do this time?" interrogated Mrs. Potter. "It better not have anything to
do with exploding pizza this time, that took quite awhile to clean up..."
"Um, no. It's all based on my powers to get people to believe what you want them to
believe."
explained Sirius.
"You mean it was all a lie?" asked Jamie.
"Well, I wouldn't consider it a lie per-se. How about, um, creative mischief?" said
Sirius, obviously hoping to get away with it.
"Oh Sirius, I am going to kill you!" screamed Mrs. Potter.
"Oh no. Come on people, let's sing!" exclaimed Sirius. "Oh now go, walk out the
door, just turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore-" started Sirius, but
everyone in the house was
chasing him around, trying to hurt him.
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It became apparent immediatly why Sirius had worn the hat and sunglasses: Lily
would not have let him out of the house if he hadn't. Instead of his usual, perfectly
done black hair, there was a large, green afro on the top of his head. And instead of
his deep, brown eyes, he had bright purple eyes that seemed to glow. In his picture,
he made a peace sign and then, when his picture was handed to him he got a huge
smile on his face.
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Lily sighed. "For the last time, Melody, you've stayed here long enough, and---Sirius
Padfoot Black!" Sirius, who had been stealing a cookie from Lily's secret stash,
looked up and smiled, trying to appear innocent, but the chocolate chips in his teeth
gave him away.
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on several stories.
In the Gryffindor Common room, the Marauders, Evelyn, and Bella were lounging
around waiting for their two friends, James and Lily.
The subject of their conversation was quite interesting, though several first years
stared at them strangely.
"Remmy, old pal, do you exist?" Sirius asked, lying on his back on the carpet in
front of the fire.
"Of course I do," Remus frowned.
"Are you sure about that? Are you sure you're not just a mere figment of my
imagination?" Sirius asked, playing with his wand.
"I'm sure," Remus answered unsurely.
"Of course he exists," Evelyn rolled her eyes. "We see him, don't we?"
"How do I know you're not all a figment of my imagination?"
"Because. well, you'd be crazy and delusional if we were just a figment of your
imagination," Bella said, looking up from her magazine.
"Oh, but I could be, couldn't I? So that must mean you all don't exist!" Sirius flicked
at the top of his wand, as sparks shot off.
"Sirius!" Evelyn walked over and hit him on the head with Bella's magazine. "Did that
hurt?"
"Not really. yes. I think you gave me a paper cut."
"Then we're real," Evelyn said decidedly, walking back to the couch.
"Not necessarily," Sirius said slowly. "What if I imagined that?"
Just then, James walked in, looking extremely relieved to find his friends.
"Is she here?" he asked.
"Who?" Bella frowned.
"Evans. She's out for my blood, I tell you," James ran his fingers through his messy
hair. "I stepped on her toes about four times on purpose, and now she's hunting me
down."
"Lily wouldn't do that," Evelyn said.
"Okay, okay, I put a ten-pound charm on each foot so that it'd get her mad, but-"
"James, do you exist?" Sirius interrupted.
The others sighed in exasperation.
"Of course I exist," James frowned. "Have you lost it?"
"How can you be sure you exist?" Sirius asked, rolling onto his side and getting up.
"Well," James said thoughtfully, "If there's any chance that I don't exist, then, in all
likelihood, there's a chance that you don't exist either."
"Hmm," Sirius said thoughtfully. "I hadn't thought of that. Thanks, Jamie!"
"Don't call me that," James said, and disappeared into the Boys' Dormitories.
Soon afterwards, Lily stormed in. "Where is Potter? I know he's in here."
"Um, he was just in here," Evelyn twisted her head in the direction of where he had
left.
"Little twit, Madame Pomfrey had to-"
"Lily, do you exist?"
Lily gave Sirius a strange look. "Of course I do."
"Well, how can I be sure of that? How do I know you aren't a mere figment of my
imagination?"
"Well, I must exist," Lily said. "Let's be realistic, here. I am conscious of my own
identity. I was born, and I will die. I occupy a particular point in space, don't I? No
other solid object can occupy the same point simultaneously. So, yes, I exist."
Finishing this statement, she stalked back to the Girls' Dormitories, muttering
something like "finally gone to the loony bin, he has."
"Too smart for me," Sirius shook his head.
Professor McGonagall walked in, looking thoroughly disappointed at seeing Sirius
there.
"Black, where's Potter and Evans?"
"They're in their dorms, Professor," Bella supplied helpfully.
"Very well. Tell them there's another practice tomorrow," she sighed. "And ask Miss
Evans if the swelling of her toes has gone down-"
"Professor McGonagall, do you exist?" Sirius asked.
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About an hour later (when the cookies and their crumbs were devoured), the
snowstorm qualified as a blizzard. And the conversation wasn't much.
"I wonder if fish have ears."
"Sirius!" Evelyn rolled her eyes. "Please shut up!"
Sirius ignored her as he popped a cookie crumb from his cookie crumb stash in his
mouth (he had decided reducing the cookies to crumbs would make them last
longer), and continued. "I mean, can you hear under water? And even if you could, I
mean, for a little bitty fish, would it matter? They can't talk or anything. Or can they?"
Lily groaned.
For the past hour, they had endured these mindless, pointless, questions, such as,
"If an eraser could speak, what do you think it'd say?" or "Hey. can germs and
parasites think?" which led to, "If a parasite can think, would the host think the same
thing? Or would the parasite think the same thing as the host? Or can they both
think separate thoughts?" which soon was dropped and changed to, "How do we
think if we're composed of so many individual cells? Do the cells make up thoughts?
Or do thoughts just come from our brain. which is made up of cells. huh?" which
became "What's the difference between your brain and your mind? Is your mind
something in your subconscious?" which became "Where is your subconscious?"
Goodness, the boy asked too many questions. Everyone shuddered to think what
he'd been like at that five-year-old stage of constant questioning.
"Sirius. on behalf of everyone in the room. shut up," James said as he hit his head
on the chessboard. (He had been playing himself and had been losing terribly on
both sides)
"Maybe only fellow fish can hear them," Sirius wondered aloud. "Or maybe they're
like merpeople, and they-"
"Sirius, shut up!"
Sirius glared at Leslie moodily as he stuffed some cookie crumbs into his mouth. He
opened his mouth again to speak, starting with an, "I wonder if-"
"Shut up, Sirius," the entire group yelled, giving second years a display of seventh
year behavior patterns.
The exhibit left many second years scarred with the thought of what would become of
them in five years.
**************************************************************************** *********************
"We officially can't take you anywhere." Remus decided as Sirius sauntered up to
the table, looking a little too proud of himself as he brushed snow off the sleeves of
his robes.
"We send you for drinks and you get into a fight with a snowman." Arabella smirked
most amused. "Please enlighten us as to how this came about."
"I asked him if he had any ice and that led into a whole other thing." Sirius reported
with a snort.
"He certainly didn't need to bring my mother into it. It's alright, I got one of the frosty
bastard's eyes."
***********************************************************************
Sirius had volunteered to do so because Peter Pettigrew, who they all hated with a
fierce passion, was in Azkaban, and Sirius spent the entire time not protecting the
Minister of Magic,but annoying Pettigrew by singing songs such as, "My name is
Ricardo, I am a retardo, I live on the 99th floor. I sit on the steeple and spit on the
people and they ask me what is my name. My name is Ricardo I am a retardo."
and so on and so forth. It had driven old Wormtail ridiculously insane, though he
already was quite mad to begin with.
**************************************************************************** *********************
All of them were sitting at the breakfast table in various states of disarray. Sirius was
wearing pajama bottoms and an old Partridge Family t-shirt with inked on hearts
around David Cassidy.
Remus was wearing wrinkled jeans and a severely wrinkled and faded hippie tie-dye
shirt. Lily had on James' long pajama shirt and James had on the bottoms. Each of
them had their own afro from the night before, Lily's already made a first year cry so
she pulled it into very stiff pig tails.
"Do you wish to tell us why Miss Evans is wearing your shirt. AND ONLY YOUR
SHIRT, at the hall table?", Dumbledore twinkled his eyes as Lily drained of all color
as did James.
"Oh, let me say! Pleassssee!", Sirius jumped up giddily.
Dumbledore sighed to himself and kept walking up to his table shaking his head.
One of the things students caught in his whispers was "..Ritalin.get that boy on
Ritalin.".
**************************************************************************** *********************
"I KNEW IT!!!", Sirius pranced upstairs hugging his David Cassidy shirt happily.
"Ritalin..", Remus mused to himself.
**************************************************************************** **********************
"Something about animal sacrifices in Care of Magical Creatures. And then there
was the whole blowing up Professor Dumbledore's beard thing. Let's just say he's not
a good little boy..." said Sirius. Mrs. Potter gasped.
"Animal sacrifices? Albus' beard?? Well, I need to march right down there and give
that boy a piece of my mind." screamed Mrs. Potter. "Good bye Sirius dear."
Sirius grinned devilishly as Mrs. Potter disappeared. Only one more call to make...
**
"Lily, has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?" asked James.
"Not today," said Lily sweetly. James smiled.
"You're beautiful," he said. Lily smiled.
"Hey James, do you think that Lauren and Sirius will ever hook up?"
questioned Lily.
"Yeah, maybe. They're cute together," said James, smiling and pulling Lily in closer
to him.
"Yeah, but they're constantly in that whole love-hate, denying that they like each
other mode,"
muttered Lily sadly.
"I'm just glad that I don't have to go through that with you," James told her.
"You never know mister. There is still Nancy to put up with..." started Lily.
"Well who cares about her? I don't." James exclaimed.
"Good, I used to be such good friends with her, I don't know what happened."
"I happened."
"It's not your fault. She's evil, that's all."
"I feel responsible. I'm so sorry too. It's all my fault."
"No it's not. Let's go on to a less depressing subject. Why don't you tell me how
beautiful I am."
"You're beautiful."
***
"Hey Jamie, I have to talk to you!" said Sirius, yelling into the fire. Jamie's head
suddenly appeared.
"What do you want now?" she asked.
"Sorry to have to be the bearer of bad news, but guess what is happening." said
Sirius.
"What's going on and why do you look so happy about it?" Jamie questioned Sirius
suspiciously.
"Well, you see, Lauren is over at James' house." started Sirius.
"Yeah, so?" asked Jamie, who seemed really annoyed.
"Well, guess who she is making out with," Sirius continued.
"Obviously not you!" exclaimed Jamie.
"Alas, no," said Sirius in a dejected tone of voice.
"Well, who is it then?" asked Lauren.
"Your boyfriend!" explained Sirius happily. Jamie's smiled instantly went away.
"WHAT???? Why are you happy about this?" yelled Jamie harshly.
"Well, since this happened you're probably available again." Sirius said, making loud
kissy noises.
"You're disgusting!" yelled Jamie, trying to hit Sirius and then remembering that he
was still at Lily's house. "I am so mad at Remus. I want to go over to James' house
right now and give him a piece of my mind!"
"Well, you can. I bet you have some floo powder." said Sirius.
"When I get done with him, he will be so sorry he did this. I'm going to beat him up!"
yelled Jamie.
"You go girl!" exclaimed Sirius.
***
At James' house, several things happened at once. James kissed Lily. Jamie ran out
of a fire place and slapped Remus and Lauren across their faces. Mrs. Potter hit
James over the head with a frying pan, and Gilderoy ran out of the waterfall, chased
by what he called a 'demon mermaid.' James didn't know what he had done wrong,
Lauren and Remus definitely didn't know what they had done wrong, Lily was quite
confused and Gilderoy had two black eyes from the mermaid. It was about that point
when Sirius burst through the door.
"Oh now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, cause you're not welcome
anymore!
Weren't you the one that tried to hurt me with good-bye, you think I'd crumble, you
think I'd lay down and die, oh no not I, I will survive, oh as long as I know how to love I
know I'll stay alive, I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give, I'll survive, I
will survive, hey hey!!" he sang loudly. No one seemed to notice him, which made
him a little angry.
"I can't believe you didn't tell me that you failed the fifth year!"
"You FAILED???"
"How could you cheat on me? And with her? I can't believe this, I thought you loved
me!"
"Nice mermaid, nice mermaid..."
"At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my
side..."
"What do you mean failed? I never failed."
"I didn't cheat on you, I swear!"
"Remus, why didn't you tell me that you had something going on with me?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure that James didn't fail."
"NICE MERMAID!"
"But then I spent so many nights, just thinkin how you did me wrong, and I grew
strong, and I learned how to get along..."
"SIRIUS BLACK!" yelled Mrs. Potter and Lily at the same time.
"That's my name, don't wear it out!" said Sirius.
"What did you do this time?" interrogated Mrs. Potter. "It better not have anything to
do with exploding pizza this time, that took quite awhile to clean up..."
"Um, no. It's all based on my powers to get people to believe what you want them to
believe."
explained Sirius.
"You mean it was all a lie?" asked Jamie.
"Well, I wouldn't consider it a lie per-se. How about, um, creative mischief?" said
Sirius, obviously hoping to get away with it.
"Oh Sirius, I am going to kill you!" screamed Mrs. Potter.
"Oh no. Come on people, let's sing!" exclaimed Sirius. "Oh now go, walk out the
door, just turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore-" started Sirius, but
everyone in the house was
chasing him around, trying to hurt him.
**************************************************************************** ********************
It became apparent immediatly why Sirius had worn the hat and sunglasses: Lily
would not have let him out of the house if he hadn't. Instead of his usual, perfectly
done black hair, there was a large, green afro on the top of his head. And instead of
his deep, brown eyes, he had bright purple eyes that seemed to glow. In his picture,
he made a peace sign and then, when his picture was handed to him he got a huge
smile on his face.
**************************************************************************** **********************
Lily sighed. "For the last time, Melody, you've stayed here long enough, and---Sirius
Padfoot Black!" Sirius, who had been stealing a cookie from Lily's secret stash,
looked up and smiled, trying to appear innocent, but the chocolate chips in his teeth
gave him away.
**************************************************************************** **********************
PLEASE REVIEW AND IF YOU HAVE SOME OTHER FUNNY STUFF MAIL THEM TO ME!!