WOLFRAM AND HART
Attorneys At Law
Planning your future, one day at a time
DATE: May 23, 2004
FROM: Lindsey McDonald, President and Chief Executive Officer
TO: All Surviving Wolfram and Hart Staff
SUBJECT: A Bright Tomorrow
As you all know, due to the recent 'shakeup', there have been quite a few changes to the management lineup at Wolfram and Hart. It was quite a struggle, but I came out on top.
It's my pleasure to announce some new additions to our Wolfram and Hart family:
First, we have a new head of Psychics and Seers: Miss Drusilla. Some of you may be familiar with her work with our erstwhile CEO during his tenure as Scourge of Europe; or perhaps you remember her role in Holland Manners' termination. I anticipate that Miss Drusilla will prove to be quite a valuable asset to the firm.
Also, I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Drusilla for her timely warning about 'Daddy's' plans for me. It just proves that a random act of kindness may pay off down the road.
Secondly, the Senior Partners have provided us with yet another new liaison. I hope this one manages to last longer than his predecessors.
Starting Monday, Wolfram and Hart will be in the business of producing Cyborg Ninjas. This new product line will include both combat ready units and custom-made clone doubles. I expect this new division, which will be headed up by Dr. Knox, will serve to enhance our profit margin. Both Dr. Knox and I can personally attest to the usefulness of these machines.
Our new Head of Entertainment will be Sweet, formerly Hell's own Lord of The Dance. On a related note, I'd like to announce a generous reward and a designated parking space for anyone who provides information on the whereabouts of our former Head of Entertainment, Krevlorneswath of the Deathwok clan.
Holiday tip: Annuals reviews will be held in January, so plan ahead; get your spells, sacrifices and invocations out of the way before the holiday rush.
Notes to Staff:
Do not insult Miss Edith under ANY circumstances.
Eve's Memorial Service will be held Thursday, 9:00 p.m. I expect full attendance.
Keep in mind I don't want him dead – yet.