Hank and Peggy were in the living room watching the Lawnmower Expo advertisement. Hank was excited for the hugest annual exhibition of lawmowers, plus it was this SUNDAY! Hank knew Peggy wanted to go to a Boggle Tournament this SUNDAY! but Hank was the man and it was time to lay down the law.

"Peg, I'm going to the Lawnmower Expo this SUNDAY! so you just go have your little fun with boggle."

Peggy frowned. "But Haaank! Who's gonna be my coach? Who's gonna give me a new pencil at the last minute so I can have a major comeback from the jaws of defeat with seconds left on the clock?"

"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHO, WOMAN!" Hank yelled. Peggy started to cry.

"WHYYY ARE YOU YELLING AT MEEE?"

"BECAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER!" Hank retorted and then stormed off.

Hank approached the fridge to grab an Alamo when all of a sudden he heard gunshots coming from Bobby's room. He also heard what sounded like a voice on a radio.

"Got dang Modern Warfare..." Hank muttered. "Bobby, turn down them vidya gaemz!" But the loudness continued.

"DAMN IT BOBBEH" Hank yelled, furiously, "WHEN I GET OVER THERE I'M GUNNA KICK YOUR ASS, I TELL YA HWAT!"

Hank kicked the door open. There lay Bobby, shooting terrorists with an M4A1. Bobby turned and gave a yelp.

"Wait, dayud"

"DON'T WAIT DAYUD ME!" Hank yelled. He sparta kicked Bobby through a window. Hank then picked up the controller and started shooting. He was racking up kills with his trusty M4A1.

"Heh heh, this is pretty fun, I tell ya hwat". Hank chuckled as he unloaded on the terrorists with AKs. He turned the camera and saw a man shooting alongside him. It was Lieutenant Vasqez.

"Hey bitch stop stealing my kills! I'll kick yer ass!" Hank then pressed the trigger and tried to shoot his own guy. Unfortunately the gun wouldn't go off when aimed at an ally.

"Damn it, I said fucking die already" Hank then knifed the Lieutenant, slashing his throat wide open.

"Yes! WHAT THEN BITCH?" Hank laughed until he received a message in big ass letters.

FRIENDLY FIRE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

"Gawd dammit, fuck vidya gamez" Hank muttered. He snatched the Playstation from where it sat, ripping out the cords. He then went outside to dispose of it. As he made his way to the trash can, he saw Buckley and Luanne driving down the alley on a motorcycle. Hank turned red in the face.

"CHICKEN BUTT THIS, YOU FURRY BASTARD!"

Hank then threw the Playstation with a perfect spiral. The game console flew and hit Buckley in the head. Buckley swerved out of control and crashed into a light pole. He died in a fiery explosion. Luanne managed to escape but she lost all of her hair. Luanne felt the top of her bald head and gave a blood curdling scream.

"Shut up bitch" Hank said, slapping her. "Go jump on a trampoline."

THE END