INDIANA JOE
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The adventure starts during the Cold War. T'was very cold as a matter of fact, in Siberia. I was sent on a undercover mission to photograph the latest Soviet agricultural technology. For some reason, all the American CIA heads started laughing when I said I accepted it, I just thought I had something on my face, so I just forgot about it. They said it was top- secret. Oh no, not the popcorn, the real thing. I was riding my ass into town. No really, a donkey. And all I could see was snow. Everywhere, it was everywhere. The location of the Soviet Agricultural Investigation unit was in Ikustkimunchalanatonkamonkadoobie, meaning 'friend' in russian. There was a huge beanstalk there. And for some reason, this guy was offering pieces of a 'giant' for souvenirs, I just thought he was insane. Anyways, I came up to the post and a Russian guard called out to me, "Comrade, can you spare a sm-" I pulled out my gun and shot him unfortunately, I thought he wanted to kill me. So I got off my ass, and went into the Agriculture Building. And a huge Watermelon came down the hallway. Well, I just decided that I'd run, but before I decided that, I was crushed by the 200 pound fruit. After I shook off the massive seeds, I went on my way to the control room. The head commander of the INSAN corps. (interupption: sorry kids, huck guck, goofy here, this is the end of this chapter, if you wanna hear the rest, which you probably don't =(, tune in for the next chapter, huck guck)
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The adventure starts during the Cold War. T'was very cold as a matter of fact, in Siberia. I was sent on a undercover mission to photograph the latest Soviet agricultural technology. For some reason, all the American CIA heads started laughing when I said I accepted it, I just thought I had something on my face, so I just forgot about it. They said it was top- secret. Oh no, not the popcorn, the real thing. I was riding my ass into town. No really, a donkey. And all I could see was snow. Everywhere, it was everywhere. The location of the Soviet Agricultural Investigation unit was in Ikustkimunchalanatonkamonkadoobie, meaning 'friend' in russian. There was a huge beanstalk there. And for some reason, this guy was offering pieces of a 'giant' for souvenirs, I just thought he was insane. Anyways, I came up to the post and a Russian guard called out to me, "Comrade, can you spare a sm-" I pulled out my gun and shot him unfortunately, I thought he wanted to kill me. So I got off my ass, and went into the Agriculture Building. And a huge Watermelon came down the hallway. Well, I just decided that I'd run, but before I decided that, I was crushed by the 200 pound fruit. After I shook off the massive seeds, I went on my way to the control room. The head commander of the INSAN corps. (interupption: sorry kids, huck guck, goofy here, this is the end of this chapter, if you wanna hear the rest, which you probably don't =(, tune in for the next chapter, huck guck)