"Welcome!" yelled Furstar manically, Darkfur welcomingly, and Scarykit frighteningly. Darkfur sighed. ''I was supposed to do that alone guys! I am the host! Furstar is the torcherer! And Scarykit is the fetcher!" Furstar pulled out a chain saw, "Hee Hee Hee." Scarykit smiled evilly and roared. "ROOARRR!" Darkfur sat down on a rock. "Here are today's truth or dares!"

Cat: Bluestar

Truth: Who or what do you love more, Oakheart or Catnip?

Dare: Go onto the highrock and yell your deepest darkest secret

Cat: Crowfeather

Truth: Which cat do you love most, Feathertail, Leafpool, or Nightcloud?

Dare: Yell 'I hate you!' to Nightcloud

Cat: Firestar

Truth: Which would you rather be your mate, Sandstorm or Spottedleaf?

Dare: Eat 5 of ShadowClan's prey

"Okay Scarykit! Go fetch Bluestar, Crowfeather, and Firestar!" Scarykit slithers out like a snake. A few moments later Crowfeather and Firestar run in screaming like little girls when Bluestar came in screaming like a high siren when Scarykit came in slithering like a snake.

"Your first up Bluestar! Would you like a truth or dare?" Darkfur says happily. "What are they?'' Bluestar asks coldly, glancing at Scarykit. "You're no fun. In the truth, you must answer this question, Who or what do you love more, Oakheart or Catnip? The dare is to Go onto the highrock and yell your deepest darkest secret." Bluestar slapped Darkfur across the face."What the - do you think?!" "I guess we'll see but don't forget, if you don't do truth or dare, you will be locked up with Furstar." "Firestar?" "No Furstar. Do you even want me to demonstrate?" "No.''

"Second up! Crowfeather, Truth or Dare?" Darkfur asked loudly. "Dare because Scarykit said I would like truth." "Well then, your dare is to yell 'I hate you!' to Nightcloud." "Yes! My Dream!" Crowfeather screams happily.

"Third up! Firestar, Truth or Dare?" Firestar looks at a card. "Well, the truth would end in chaos so the dare." Darkfur opened up a hole in the floor. Bluestar, Crowfeather, and Firestar all popped to their dares. Furstar grabbed a remote, "Let's watch!" "Good idea, Furstar." Darkfur said approvingly.

"Chaos are rising throughout the clans!" A reporter cat yelled.

The screen went to a scene of ThunderClan's camp.

"All Thunderclan cats who can catch their own prey gather." Bluestar called unceremoniously.

The ThunderClan cats gathered whispering "Isn't Bluestar dead?" and "That is not the call!"

"I have come here today to tell you my deepest darkest secret. I am afraid of adders. Now don't laugh or I will claw your throat out."

"She's no fun!" Darkfur, Furstar, and Scarykit yelled.

The screen went to a scene of ShadowClan.

"What the - Firestar?!" You're breaking the warrior code again! Stop eating our sacred prey or I will kill you myself!" Blackstar, the leader of ShadowClan yelled.

"Yeah!" All of ShadowClan screamed before they knew what they were saying.

A kit whispered "Are we saying that a frog is a sacred prey?"

"Ewwww!" ShadowClan screamed.

Firestar, the leader of ThunderClan, rolled his eyes and ate five frogs.

Furstar and Scarykit rolled on the ground in laughter. Darkfur yelled "Disgusting!"

The screen then went to a scene of WindClan.

Crowfeather and Nightcloud stood on the edge of WindClan territory.

"Nightcloud, I have something to tell you." Crowfeather whispered.

"What is it Crowfeather?'' Nightcloud asked softly.

"I HATE YOU!" Crowfeather screamed and than ran away yelling "That was all I had in WindClan. Here I come Leafpool!" with Nightcloud sprinting after him, trying to kill him.

The screen faded to black.

"That was a good show." Furstar whispered.

"Well, that's all for today's Truth or Dare folks!" Darkfur yelled with Scarykit still hee-hawing in laughter.