((I don't own Transformers or The song…If you want to hear the song go to you tube and search by the title. Megatron sings "Its so easy when your evil" by Voltaire))
Megatron was sitting in his thrown, his hand over his face. He had just sent out the second bounty for that traitor starscream. He have proven to be just as annoying as space barnicles…maybe more annoying then that…
He over heard Professor Sumdac mubbling about decepticons and space briges as he was typing away on the key board infront of him.
"OH will you just SHUT UP and get to work…"
Professor Sumdac looked back at Megatron fearfully. "Yes,yes, yes, of course…" He turned back to the screen before him. "You truly are evil Megatron." He whispered.
It was suddenly too quiet Isaac decided after a few seconds as a shadow fell upon him he quickly turned around in his chair.
"Evil? Me?"
To Professor Sumdac's shock and horror…Megatron…started singing.
"When
the Devil is too busy, And Death's a bit too much, They
call on me by name you see, For my special touch.To the Gentlemen I'm
Miss Fortune, To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize, But call me by any name,
Any way it's all the same."
Suddenly Blitzwing appears out of no where and starts play a very large violen, while Lugnut shakes a large Tambourine.
"I'm
the fly in your soup,
I'm the pebble in your shoe,
I'm the pea
beneath your bed,
I'm a bump on every head,
I'm the peel on
which you slip,
I'm a pin in every hip,
I'm the thorn in your
side,
Makes you wriggle and writhe."
"And
it's so easy when you're evil, "While there's children to make sad,
This is the life, you see,
The
Devil tips his hat to me,
I do it all because I'm evil,
And I
do it all for free,
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever
need."
Megatron held up a cabbage pach doll and blasted it with his canon.
"While
there's candy to be had,
while there's pockets left to pick,
While
there's grannies to trip down the stairs,"
Megatron showed Professor Sumdac a picture of his mother falling down some stairs; Isaac's jaw dropped.
"I'll
be there, I'll be waiting round the corner,
It's a game. I'm glad
I'm in it,
'Cause there's one born every minute."
"And
it's so easy when you're evil,
This is the life, you see,
The
Devil tips his hat to me,
I do it all because I'm evil,
And I
do it all for free,
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need."
The Decepticon symbol arose from the ground behind Lugnut and Blitzwing.
"I'm the fear that keeps you awake, "And it's so easy when you're
evil,
"I
pledge my allegiance, to all things dark,
And I promise on my
damned soul,
To do as I am told, Lord Beelxebub,
Has never seen
a soldier quite like me,
Not only does his job, but does it
happily."
I'm the
shadows on the wall,
I'm the monsters they become,
I'm the
nightmare in your skull,
I'm a dagger in your back,
An extra
turn on the rack,
I'm the quivering of your heart,
A stabbing
pain, a sudden start."
This is the life, you see,
The Devil tips his hat to
me,
I do it all because I'm evil,
And I do it all for
free,
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need,
And I do it
all for free.
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need,
And I
do it all for free.
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need."
"It gets so lonley being evil."
Megatron looks sadly at Isaac who for some reason starts to feel sorry for the Decepticon leader.
"What I'd do to see a smile.
Even for a little while.
And no one loves you when you're evil."
Megatron suddenly smiles Evily at the professor.
"I'm
lying though my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need."
Megatron starts laughling like a maniac with a sychotic look on his face that would even bother Blitzwing.
"Vhen I zaid express your veelings vith song, I didn't zhink you vould take it literaly, HAHAHAHAH!!"
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Megatron suddenly woke up from his stasis nap screaming, his left optic twiching maddly. 'That is the last time I talk to blitzwing and drink oil before a nap.'
(( I'm not very good with writing storys but I try and that's all that matters to me. Thank you OblivionDragon!! Read and Review please!!))