Mulder Is Spooky
Mulder Is Spooky
All around Washington and other states
Mulder chased the tru-uth
Scully thought he was really weird
Mulder is Spooky
An I Want To Believe Poster
An office full of ju-unk
That's the way he likes to live
Cause Mulder is Spooky
A good collection of video porn
As well as Autopsies on Aliens
Even his collection is weird
Cause Mulder is Spooky
Up and Down the United States
From Roswell to Area fifty-one
Mulder chases flying Saucers
Cause Mulder is Spooky
Pictures all over the X-Files office
From Bigfoot to Crop Circles
Even pencils hanging from the roof
Cause Mulder is Spooky.