A/N- This is the Pokemon theme song, the first one [the one on the cd called 2-b-a-master] sung by Voldemort. Never expect him to sing that, eh? Well, he gets bored. And when I say ;gotta kill em all;, I do not mean kill all Pokemon. I like Pokemon. I mean kill all the ones against him. OK? Voldemort POV, and it's very different from the rest of my fics.
I Wanna be, The Very Worst......
By PikaCheeka
I sighed and leaned back in my chair. I was bored, ever so bored. I mean, there was nobody around to kill or torment.
"Wand...I am bored. Conduct some music for me..." I snapped.
My wand jumped to attention. "I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause....."
"What is that???" I shouted.
"It's a song. The Pokemon theme song...."
I didn't bother to ask what Pokemon was. Instead, I picked up a pen and a piece of parchment. The song fit perfectly. Just change a few words... "Continue..." I grinned
My wand continued.
After ten minutes and listening to it four times, I dropped my pen and stared at the paper.
It read:
I want to be the very worst
Like no-one ever was
To kill them is my real test
To rule them is my cause
I will travel throughout the worlds
Searching far and wide
Each wizard, to understand
The power that I hide
Little wand
It's you and me
You know it's my destiny
Little wand
You're my best alley
In a world we must destroy
Little wand
A heart so dark
We can make the dark mark
You teach me and I'll teach you
Gotta kill 'em all
Little Wand!
Every challenge along the way
With evil I will face
I will kill them all some day
To claim my rightful place
Come on now, the darkest night
There's power that we share
Hand to wand, I'll win the fight
It will be
Their worst nightmare!!
I started laughing. My wand started singing it.
At that moment, Lucius Malfoy walked in.
Walked in on me sitting at my desk laughing insanely and singing.
"Uh...I'll come back some other time..." he had a mortified look on his face. Then he backed and grabbed the door handle.
When he was gone, I asked my wand if there were any other songs he knew.
"Yes!" it piped. "There's a second theme song to that cartoon!"
I didn't ask what a carton was. I just pulled out another sheet of parchment and another pen.
A/n...Yes, there will be another, as soon as I find the next song. Heh heh, if you want it, that is. And it's kid of stupid, but I like the last two verses. Heh heh