Kon's not really the jokester or pervert we all know and love...Kon feels alone and that he has no purpose what so ever. He wishes that he could be human...that he could be loved...will that happen...


"..." Kon sat on the open window sill and looked out at the night sky. "It's peaceful...I wish I could truly feel the cool breeze..."

He reached his paw out as a breeze drifted by. He frowned as he looked at the paw.

KON'S POV

I wish I didn't have this stupid stuffed lion as a body...Look at it...everyone either ignores me, thinks I'm 'cute', or picks at me...I hate it. Then again...I don't deserve better. I'm not human...I guess that's why they don't treat me like one. They don't really care about me...

"What is keeping me here?" I asked myself as I looked back at a snoring Ichigo. I frowned as I stood up. I leaned out the window and fell. I landed on the ground with a 'umph' and started walking. As I was walking away, I looked back. "Nothing is..."


I soon came to the park and decided to take a break. It's not like I needed to sleep or rest...I'm not really alive...I just feel like sitting down and looking at the stars again for some reason. As I look up, I noticed there was no moon, and a strange orange star was falling. Looking at it made me feel...weird...

MYSTERIOUS PERON'S POV

"Tonight is the night, that I can cast this spell...the planets completely line up, the moon is gone...after all these years." A deep male voice said, then raised his arms. "Power of the planets grant me away to find my other half, my other soul. For together, our power will be something to behold. My strenght will complete his, as his mine. And together nothing can stop us this time!"

A powerful light shot from the sky and hit him. It then left and went back to the skay, only to come down again in the form of an orange shooting star.

KON'S POV

"Is that thing coming towards me?!" I yelled as I jumped up. However, I was too late as it hit me. I blacked out.


"M-my head..." I groaned as I became concious. I shook my head as I opened my eyes, only to see dirty blonde hair? I frowned as I pulled it, then winced when pain shot drew my head. Wait a second! I have hands! WTF! I crawled to the nearby fountain and looked into it. I gasped when I saw baby blue eyes looking back at me. "I-I-I...I'm human! I'm...I'm naked! I'm a naked human!"

I stiffen when I heard a familar male voice yell my name. "Why the hell are is he naked?!" I tried to stand up, but I ended up wobbling back to the ground. So, I just settled for turning around on while on the ground. Ichigo was in his shinigami form. I tilted my head at him. "It's like he can see me..." Ichigo said as he scratched the top of his head. "I wonder what he's doing out here naked?"

"..." I remained slient. I was nervous that if I talked, he would know that it was me. I shivered as the wind blew. I now take back that feeling the breeze crap. Now that I'm human...I'm scared...I felt some warmth and noticed that Ichigo gave me the top of his shinigami uniform. I looked up to see him standing over me and looking down with a slight blush on his face. I releazied he must be cold, so I took his top off and held it up for him.

"So...you can see me..." He concluded with a nervous smile. He shook his head and pushed the top back at me. "If you can see and hear me, keep it on. It's kind of chilly tonight."

"..." I frowned and held it out to him. I didn't need his charatiy or sympath- He stopped my thought when he took his top from my hand and placed it back on my shoulders. I looked at him while still frowning. He scracthed the back of his head.

"Look, it's cold. Just keep the damn thing on!" He told me, then asked. "Why are you out here...naked?" He blushed slightly. I shivered, but didn't pull the coat closer to me. I tried to stand up, but wobbled into his arms. "Are you okay?"

"..." I tried to pull myself out of his arms, but having to much limbs makes it harder to move. They were so much heavier than I was use to. I only ended up falling into his arms again.

"Hey, calm down! I'm not going to hurt!" He snapped at me, but I still struggled. I then accidently kneed him in the groin. This caused him to let me go and I feel toward the ground. I reached out and grabbed something, which turned out to be his arm. We both ended up falling, with me on the bottom on my back and Ichigo on top of me between my legs.

I shivered at a weird feeling that I felt and my body got a little hotter. I didn't like it; it made my stomach feel weird. I weakly pushed Ichigo off of me and crawled away quickly.

"H-hey!" Ichigo shouted as he stood up, wincing from his still sore groan and ran after me. I crawled as fast I could, which wasn't that fast. "Gottcha!" He yelled in trumphin when he picked me up bridal style. I struggled, which made him smirk. "You can't do anything now. I'll take you to Goat Chin to see what's wrong with you. Maybe you forgot your memory or s-OW!"

He yelled in pain when I bit his arm. He glared at him.

"I don't even know why I'm helping you, you ungrateful bastard!" He snapped, causing me to wince in fear of being tossed hard into something like the floor or a wall. I let out a whimper from the thought of the pain I would feel.

REGULAR POV

Ichigo sighed in frustration and slight guilt. He didn't mean to make the pretty boy scared.

"Look, just sit still so I can help you. You don't want to be out here by yourself, all alone...?" Ichigo asked while walking and lookind down at the boy he had in his arms. Said boy looked up with a sad expression, which tugged at Ichigo's heart. "We'll be there in a couple of minutes or so...so, stop bitting me and stuff!"


"Damn it, Goat Chin!" Ichigo yelled as he dodged a hit from Isshin, who gazed at Kon curiously.

"Ichigo, my boy! I didn't know you had it in you!" Isshin declared proudly as he patted a confused Ichigo on the back. "But where are his clothes? Did you tear them up in the 'heat of the moment?'" Ichigo's eyes widen and his face turned a deep red. Kon just looked confused, but was quickly becoming uncomfortable.

"YOU IDOIT! I-WE DIDN'T DO THAT!" Ichigo yelled, causing Kon to flinch and cover his ears. Ichigo sat Kon on the couch while he chased Isshin around the living room. Kon watched in amusement, until he remembered his situation. He crawled off the couch and into the hall while still wearing Ichigo's shinigami top. He had almost made it to the door, when he came face to face with...HER! Kon jumped back and yelled as loud as he could in fear, then passed out.

Ichigo, Karin/?, and Isshin all ran to see what was wrong and blinked at the passed out Kon.


"..." Kon slowly sat up and yawned while he streched out in his catish way. Ichigo watched in amusment, then decided to voice his opinion.

"You act like a cat." Ichigo stated while standing up. Kon glared at him, then ignored him as he checked out his surroundings. He frowned when he noticed that he was back were he started at before all this mess had happened. Back in his prision... He then noticed that he had on a large blue sweater, that lopped to the side and showed off his cremy shoulder, and black jeans that were kind of big on him. He tilted his head at Ichigo in a silent question.

KON'S POV


I feel like speed
I feel like liquid
I give in to you
I melt into you

"Goat Chin dressed you after he checked over to see if you were wounded or something. He said that there's nothing wrong with you, phyicallly at least. So...what were you doing out..there naked at night?" Ichigo asked with a slight blush. I frowned and turned away from him while crossing my arms. Why should he know or care?! "Hey, why the hell are you so mad at me?!"

"..." I ignored him as tried to stand up, but got tangled by the covers and ended up falling face flat on the floor. Ichigo laughed loudly while holding his sides. I sat up and rubbed my face while pouting. I could do without the pain too... I crawled to the door and was about to open it, when I was picked and stood up. I wobbled and thought I was going to fall, but Ichigo held me around the waist. I glared at him and tried to pull away.

I felt like nothing
Was said and done
I fall into you
I fall into you

"Hey! I'm just trying to help you walk! You don't have to be such an as-Hey!" Ichigo yelled when I bit him on the arm. He growled and let me fall on the ground. I winced when I hit the ground with a thump. "You want to crawl, then crawl!"

With that said, he stomped out the door and down the stairs. This left me to slowly crawl out of the room and down the stairs. When I was almost to the bottom, Karin/? spoke from behind me. I was startled and I fell down the rest of the way. I sniffed when I sat up.

"HEY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU! ARE YOU OKAY?!" She asked me.

"What was that noise?" Isshin asked as he walked in the hallway. I wiped my face as tears flowed down them. I don't like these emotions...I have to learn how to control them better... Isshin checked me over, then winced a bruise I had on my head. "Nothing to bad...as long as you don't plan on doing that again...How did he fall?"

"He was crawling down the stairs, and I scared him." Karin explained. "I just asked why he was crawling. Why were you crawling?"

"..." I just stared at her, then screamed in fear when SHE came out of no where with bandages and in a nice outfit.

"I'll fix him up!" SHE exclaimed as she came towards me. I quickly crawled over to Ichigo and hid behind him, causing everyone to be confused as I screamed again.

"Calm down, she's not going to hurt you!" Ichigo told me as he tried to move out of the way, but I grabbed his legs and held on. "Oh, no! You didn't want my help ealier, you ain't getting it now!"

"..." I sniffed as tears came to my eyes. I let go of Ichigo's legs so that I could wipe my eyes with the back of my hands. Soon, I couldn't keep up and I glanced at Ichigo, then Isshin, and finally Karin/?

"Aw...I'LL HELP YOU!" Isshin exclaimed as he picked me up. "You're too cute! Now stop crying and dry your face... If you do, I'll cook you a fresh bach of chocolate chip pancakes..."

I sniffed as I stopped crying and wiped my face. I didn't know what chocolate chip pancakes were, but I heard Ichigo talk about them alot. They were his favorite kind.

"..." I looked up at Isshin as he carried me to the kitchen and sat me down. I then glanced at a sulking Ichigo.


"Never cooked me chocolate chip pancakes unless I did something stupid for him..." He muttered as he crossed his arms and glared at me as I ate another chocolate chip pancake drenched in syrup. I smiled as I stuffed into my mouth and ate. I glanced at the plate which had one pancake left in it, then at Ichigo. He did try to help me...maybe...I should give him one...Nah! I stuck my fork down, only to hit plate. I then noticed a smirking Ichigo chewing something. My eyes widen when I put two and two together.

"..." I glared at him, then threw my fork at him. He dodged it, then sent a glare my way. Isshin came in and patted me gently on the head as he sat down at the table.

"Now, can you tell us your name?" Isshin asked seriously. I thought for a moment, then shook my head. "What about where you stay?" I shook my head.

"Why don't you talk?" Ichigo asked curiously. I frowned and looked down sadly.

"Your parents must be worried about you." Isshin stated. I looked up at him and shook my head. 'My parents' didn't even want me to live...they're not even really my 'parents'...more like creators. "Hey, don't cry now! Do you have anyone?"

"..." I shook my head in anger and sadness. I looked down as I balled my fist up and bit my lower lip. No one cared for Kon...I didn't even want that stupid name! They just thought it was funny! That's all I was, the punch line of the joke! I looked up in surprise when I felt someone pat my head. I tilted my head at Ichigo, who still had his hand on my head.

I don't need anyone
Except for someone that I don't know
I don't need anyone
Except for someone I've not found

"Stop being a baby, you can stay here with us. We have an extra room anyway." Ichigo informed me. I stared at him confused. He was being...nice to me...well, sort of... I smiled slightly, but then remembered that his hand was still on my head. I knocked it off and turned around to face Isshin. "Hey! You rude little as-"

"Ichigo, he's a guest! Don't treat him like that!" Isshin scolded Ichigo. I stuck my tongue out at a growling Ichigo. Isshin looked at me. "And you shouldn't treat your host like that." I pouted. "Now...if you can't talk...can you write?"

"..." I shook my head. Isshin sighed as he stracthed the back of his head. "Well..this is going to be diffecult...I guess I can teach you on my free time...But first! A name! Let's see..blonde hair...blue eyes...how about..Jessica!"

"..." Ichigo and I face-planted on the floor.

"THAT'S A STUPID NAME!" Ichigo exclaimed, the said. "Even for him!"

"..." I glared at Ichigo, who stared at me. I squirmed a little as I grew uncomfortable.

"How about Kouen (AN: yes, it means something. Look it up)?" Ichigo suggested. Isshin nodded his head in agreement, then looked at me. I yawned and blinked sleepily. I jumped slightly when I felt Ichigo pick me up bridal style. I struggled in his arms. "Don't bit me, unless you want to get dropped again."

Your signature
Is on my hip
A kiss from you
Still on my lips
I am entire
I am finally one
But the moments
Is long gone

"..." I glared at him, but it was ruined by yawning. Why am I so tired...I just woke up not to long ago...I'm starting to regret being human...

REGULAR POV

Ichigo tucked Kouen into his new bed and left the room. His thoughts were on Kon. He hadn't heard tail nor hide from the little guy...even though he was annoying, he was still what Ichigo considered a friend. He had thought he would pop out somewhere and do something silly or stupid, but...Ichigo hadn't heard a peep out of him.

"Where are you Kon?" Ichigo wondered.

I don't need anyone
Except for someone that I don't know
I don't need anyone
Except for someone I've not found


AN: That's it...if you want to know what Kon looks about like, he's a link...get rid of the spaces in between. http// karineko . deviantart. com / art/. AND OH! I DON'T OWN BLEACH! OR THE SONG BELOW.

KYLIE MINOGUE
"I Don't Need Anyone"