I LIVE!

Hey guys, so I know it's been awhile, but my sister has been bugging me to start writing again so, here I am writing just for you.

This story is full of sex, as if you needed me to tell you that. ;)

I'm also opening my PMs for any ideas you have for one shots. I prefer sexy ones, my sister does more of the normal people shit. So if you have a request send it my way.

It began on Mount Olympus, while the seven half bloods were sailing back home to Camp, There was hardly anything going on, on the ship and in the real world. Most of the monsters had yet to reappear after the final battle against Gaia, and that meant something rather strange was happening. The Gods were idle and bored.

Aphrodite was extremely bored, there was no reason at all why some of her favorite couples couldn't, consummate their relationships, after all they had just saved the world. Sex was obviously the next step, right?

Aphrodite was especially concerned that her own daughter had yet to sleep with a certain son of Jupiter. And don't even get her started on Annabeth and Percy, what's it been? Six years without even a little hand job? Where they even human?

No certainly not, this was going to take some serious work. The children were all fast asleep on the ship, minus the son of Hephaestus who was nodding off at the helm.

"What they need…" Aphrodite decided, "Is a little spark in their relationships." She rubbed her hands together as she got the perfect idea. Lulling Leo to sleep she began her devious little trick, oh Hermes would be proud of her.

Jason was the first to wake up, or rather… Jess, was. She sat up in her bed and stretched her arms high over her head. The first thing she noticed, was how soft and smooth her legs felt, and after that realization she suddenly felt a long length of hair down her back. Reaching around, she grabbed a section of gorgeously long, straight, silky blonde hair. After twisting his- her finger through it for a second in awe, she looked down and noticed something very wrong. Well, two somethings, that were very wrong.

She screamed at the sight of large full breasts filling up the shirt that had been loose the night before. What in the name of Pluto had happened to him… Her?

"Dude, what's wrong!?" A very feminine voice pierced Jess's screaming.

Jess looked up and her eyes widened significantly. A tall gorgeous girl with dark curly hair and dazzling green eyes. Not to mention the completely bare chest. "Do you always sleep shirtless?" Jess asked, whom he… she thought was supposed to be Percy.

"What do you-... Boobs." Percy said covering his, uh, her breasts. "Why do I have boobs?"

"Dude, I have boobs too! What happened?" Jess asked.

"I don't know, did anything unusual happen last night?" Percy… Penny asked.

"What's going on?" A deep voice followed by a towering figure. Blonde curls cut short and matching grey eyes gave Annabeth… Andrew away. He was wearing a shirt that didn't fit him enough to cover his midriff and the short shorts emphasised his package quite a bit.

"Annabeth…" Penny gasped.

"Percy… Is that? Oh no." Andrew covered his mouth.

"We need to go make sure the others are okay." Jess said hopping out of bed. The boxers she had been wearing the other day were suddenly so loose they barely clung to well endowed hips. Aphrodite had clearly gone all out, paying no expense in the feminine version of her daughter- son's? girlfriend… Anyway.

The group ran to the helm and Jess gasped when she saw an unusually long mop of hair covering a sound asleep Leo… Leah.

"Leo." Jess shook her friend. "Leo, wake up!"

"Huh- wha-..." Leo looked up and his eyes met Jess's beautiful sky blue ones. "Well hello there hot stuff, and to what do I owe the pleasure of having an angel wake me up this morning?"

"Leo, it's me… Jason."

"What?"

"Well, I guess I'm a girl, but you're a girl too! Look." Leah looked down at herself. She was given a petite figure, small breasts and slender slight curves, her clothes were quite hugging.

"I'm a chick…. I'm a chick, what the fuck?" Leah was in a state of shock.

"If you are too, I think it's a fair assumption that this has happened to all of us." Andrew stepped forward.

"Percy, why are you not wearing a shirt?" Leah asked.

"As if I know." Percy… Penny rolled her eyes.

Andrew shook his head, "Leah, call-"

"Did you just call me Leah?"

"Sorry, I don't know where that came from. Make an announcement to the rest of the ship. Tell them there's a meeting in thirty minutes in the dinning hall. We'll figure this out."

Andrew honestly couldn't help himself from staring at Penny's breasts, after all they did fill up her hands.

"Are you gawking, Chase?" Penny demanded.

"Like you aren't confused about this?" Andrew retorted.

"Guys. Let's all just go change and we'll figure this thing out." Jess assured her friends, ushering them from the room, leaving Leah to make the announcement.

When Piper woke up to the sound of Leah's announcement, she felt… aroused. Oddly aroused. She sat up and immediately noticed the absence of her breasts, the heavy mounds of fat that had caused her some pain through out her life. She instantly knew she was a dude, and that both scared and thrilled her... him. He heard a scream from next door and assumed that someone else had woken to the same realization.

She wasn't too sure why she had no problem with the idea of suddenly being a boy, but being a Demigod weird stuff happened all the time. So he got up and showered after being fully amused by the fact that he had a penis, he started getting dressed.

His mind was swamped with sexual thoughts and honestly he just assumed that it was normal for a boy to feel that way. He pulled on a pair of jeans and admired his taut ass in the mirror for a few minutes before noticing he was ripped. Like, really ripped. Damn...

Well, he threw on a shirt and started mussing his hair. He cared more about his looks as a boy than as a girl, what was up with that?

He hurried to the dinning hall after that, hoping he wasn't late for the meeting. When he arrived he got to see, that his theory was correct. Everyone had been gender swapped.

She cou-... He. He could tell Penny was supposed to be Percy. She was a bombshell, dark black hair naturally curled to perfection, generous amounts of tits and ass. So much so that her camp shirt didn't fit properly and was riding up her stomach, revealing tan toned abs. Penny was grabbing her own breasts, just feeling them through the fabric.

Next to her, but looking at the rear view was Andrew, standing just a few inches taller than his girlfriend, Andrew's eyes were cloudy with confusion. He was well built, muscular and firm looking. Peter thought he was a very… very attractive man.

Pacing nervously, was Hayden he was shorter than Andrew definitely, his dark skin and close cut hair was a surprise to Peter. He was still attractive, less of a sexy and more handsome, a strong jawline. But smaller features and less defined muscle.

That's when Peter noticed Faith sitting in one of the chairs, she seemed more on the pudgy side, but it looked good on her. Round features and soft curves, but she looked ready to cry. Her expression was slightly obscured by the bob style hair cut she was sporting.

Then there was Leah sitting on the table also looking at her breasts, but instead of feeling them, she was putting them together and then letting them go. Her features were sharp and well defined. Beautiful but still elfish.

"There you are." Peter heard a melodic voice from one side of the room. And standing there in all of her beautiful glory, was Jess. Her long smooth blonde hair cascaded down her back reaching her waist. Her eyes were like a clear blue sky on the sunniest day of the year. Soft yet defined features, pinched to a severeness as she scolded her boyfriend.

Her clothing hugged every inch of her body, her well proportioned breasts, her waist, and Peter assumed those shorts made her rear look heavenly.

"Hey hot stuff." Peter teased.

"Uhg! This isn't funny!" Jess threw her arms by her side.

"Sorry, baby." Peter walked over to his girlfriend and kissed her forehead, he kind of liked towering over her. Especially because Jason had abused the fuck out of being taller than Piper.

"Great now that you're here, do you have any idea what happened?" Leah asked him.

Peter shrugged, "Beats me."

"Perfect." Andrew sighed. "We must have pissed someone off."

"Would I really look this good if we pissed someone off?" Percy asked Andrew.

"Okay what's your idea genius?" Andrew asked.

"Hey now, don't get your boxers in a bunch." Peter said. "I'm sure there's a logical explanation for this." Just as he finished speaking Jess placed her hand on his chest, with one arm wrapping around his waist. Peter found this very, very appealing.

"Logic doesn't apply to this!" Hayden groaned. "I'm a guy, as in a boy. What is logical about that?"

"Calm down Hayden." Peter sighed.

"What did you just call me?" Hayden asked.

"Hayden… Why?"

"I'm Hazel, you dumbo!"

"Not anymore bro. You're a dude, and so am I. Andrew's a dude too."

"Andrew huh?" Penny asked looking at her boyfriend.

"Who cares what people are calling us!? How do we change back?" Faith demanded, tears spilling out.

Hayden took a seat beside her and started comforting his girlfriend, wiping away her tears as gently as he could. "Frank is right, how do we fix this?"

Peter suddenly had an idea. "Wait, Penny."

"Sup?"

"You respond to Penny, right?"

"Yeah…." Penny looked confused.

"And I'm the only one who sees you guys as the genders you are now." Peter continued. "So, that means… My mom is behind this. Isn't she?"

"She can't be." Andrew said dismissively. "That's not very solid evidence to go off of."

"Yeah, and isn't your mom on our side? Why would she screw with us?" Leah asked.

"Just a thought." Peter said suddenly extremely self conscious.

"Well, we still have to function." Andrew sighed. "Keep up with the schedule I guess. Percy, you have first watch right?"

"Yes ma'am… Sir?"

"Ugh!"

As everyone else started exiting the dinning room off to do various things, Peter stopped Jess from leaving him. He used his finger to trace her jaw line.

Her eyes widened, "Whoa." She said quietly.

"You okay?" Peter asked sweetly.

"I just, shivered, that's all."

Peter chuckled, "You want me to make you shutter more?"

"Uh… Pipes, I'm not so sure I-"

"If you don't want to that's okay."

Jess bit her lip. "Convince me."

"Come with me then. Our shift doesn't start for at least three hours." He said teasingly.

"Going with you sounds like I'll not be getting convinced."

"Trust me when I'm through with you, you'll be fully convinced."