hey guys! i was just thinking of what it would be like if i tried a little parody version of a christmas song with FMA. and so...it turned out like this...

so, anyway, i don't own fma or it's characters- but still, hope you enjoy the little parpdy fic!~


THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS: FMA STYLE EDITION!

"HEY ED! guess what?" got a little song for you...~"

Ed turned and saw his ranger friends and others, as they looked to be planning some kind of prank on him. he groaned as wondering what it was.

'guys, i really don't what your planning, but i really dont'..." ed said, but was cut off.

"Okay, go now, Reinae!" one of the ranger girls said as someone started up a note...

HERE WE GO:

On the first day of Christmas, Arakawa-Sensei gave to me, a Fullmetal Pipsqueak in a tree! ~Ed flinched at the word 'pipsqueak...but the song continued anyway...

On the second day of Christmas, Winry gave to me, Two long wrenches, and a Fullmetal Pipsqueak in a tree!

On the third day of Christmas, Alphonse gave to me, three little kittens, Two long wrenches, and a Fullmetal Pipsqueak in a tree!

On the fourth day of Christmas, Riza gave to me, four handguns, three little kittens, Two long wrenches, and a Fullmetal Pipsqueak in a tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas, Roy gave to me, FIVEEEEEEEE MINIIIIIIIII SKIRTTTTSSS! four handguns, three little kittens, Two long

wrenches, and a Fullmetal Pipsqueak in a tree!

On the six day of Christmas, Maes Hughes gave to me, six elicia pictures, FIVEEEEEEEE MINIIIIIIIII SKIRTTTTSSS! four handguns, three little kittens, Two long wrenches, and a Fullmetal Pipsqueak in a tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas, Izumi Curtis gave to me, seven sparring matches, six elicia pictures, FIVEEEEEEEE MINIIIIIIIII SKIRTTTTSSS! four handguns, three little kittens, Two long wrenches, and a Fullmetal Pipsqueak in a tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas, Sheska gave to me, eight library textbooks, seven sparring matches, six elicia pictures, FIVEEEEEEEE MINIIIIIIIII SKIRTTTTSSS! four handguns, three little kittens, Two long wrenches, and a Fullmetal Pipsqueak in a tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas, Scar gave to me, nine evil stares, eight library textbooks, seven sparring matches, six elicia pictures, FIVEEEEEEEE MINIIIIIIIII SKIRTTTTSSS! four handguns, three little kittens, Two long wrenches, and a Fullmetal Pipsqueak in a tree!

On the tenth day of Christmas, Ling Yao gave to me, ten hotel room service bills, nine evil stares, eight library textbooks, seven sparring matches, six elicia pictures, FIVEEEEEEEE MINIIIIIIIII SKIRTTTTSSS! four handguns, three little kittens, Two long wrenches, and a Fullmetal Pipsqueak in a tree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, King Bradley gave to me, eleven state alchemist pocket watches, ten hotel room service bills, nine evil stares, eight library textbooks, seven sparring matches, six elicia pictures, FIVEEEEEEEE MINIIIIIIIII SKIRTTTTSSS! four handguns, three little kittens, Two long wrenches, and a Fullmetal Pipsqueak in a tree!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Father gave to me :

Twelve philosopher's stones,

eleven state alchemist pocket watches,

ten hotel room service bills,

nine evil stares,

eight library textbooks,

seven sparring matches,

six elicia pictures,

FIVEEEEEEEE MINIIIIIIIII SKIRTTTTSSS!

four handguns,

three little kittens,

Two long wrenches,

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand….

and a Fullmetal Pipsqueak in a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeee!

"I'M NOT A PIPSQUEAK! DON'T CALL ME SHORT!" Ed ranted as he started to chase everyone around. not caring that it was only for fun...


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY: TO MY FRINDS ON DEVIANTART, FANFICTION , THE RISEMBOOL RANGERS AND YOU! ^_^

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR, WITH FUN, FANFICS, …..AND PIPSQUEAKS!