A/N This is an inside joke between me and my bestie, OtakuCookie123, which was inspired by a picture that looked like Gaara's and Erza's love child (in which clearly was a girl but Cookie has a hard time 'sexing' people XD)
"WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN US!" Natsu shouted worriedly.
"I DON'T KNOW IM STILL LEARNING!" Lucy argued back.
"FISH..." Happy whispered with a glimmer in his eye.
"Huh?" Erza, Lucy, Natsu and Gray all turned to look to where Happy was walking. A food store, of course. Natsu immediately ran towards Happy's side and bounced along next to him into the store.
"HEY FLAME BRAIN WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?"Called Gray. Erza was too busy looking off into the distance to notice.
"Hello?" She shouted. A young boy turned to look at her. He had light blue-green eyes, auburn hair and looked as if though he was wearing eye liner, a lot of it. He had a tattoo, or a mark, on his head, "love". Erza gaped, she had never seen a man with such beauty.
No.
She thought to herself.
Must not betray Jellal...
She smiled sweetly and she walked up to him. He shivered, she looked strong, her armour heavy, her sword/s in sight.
"Excuse me, me and my..." She paused, sighed and spoke again.
"Me and my friends are lost... Do you mind telling us, me, where we are?" He stared at her in silence.
So... Beautiful... So... Gorgeous... M-my love...
He thought, still staring at her. Erza blushed and looked at her feet.
"S-sorry... I'm E-Erza..." Never had either of them felt so love struck.
"G-Gaara... You're in Konoha, the leaf village..." He smiled and took a step closer. She looked at his flustered cheeks and blushed harder.
"Thanks, I shall be on my way..." She said as she turned to walk off. Gaara's heart dropped, he watched her silky, long, scarlet hair swaying in the wind.
"WAIT!" He shouted running after her. She stopped and looked over her shoulder.
"Huh-"
"H-here's my number," he said tiredly. "Call me... I should want to see you again!"
He huffed, sounding rather posh. She grabbed the piece of paper and beamed happily. They said goodbye again and she walked back towards Lucy.
"HE LIIIIIIIIIIIIKES YOU!" Shouted the returning Happy with fish in his mouth.
*Time skip*
The auburn haired male walked up to the door and knocked loudly.
"WHATCHA WANT?" Called a rather grumpy Naruto.
"Let me in, Naruto!" Naruto furrowed his eyebrows in confusion.
He sounds so sad...
He opened the door and watched Gaara slowly make his way to the couch. He sat down and frowned. Naruto sat next to him and patted his back reassuringly.
"What's up buddy?"
"Naruto..." He paused.
"What is this feeling you get when your heart is beating fast and you're froze I'm time, unable to speak because you don't know what to say...?" The room stayed silent for a moment. Naruto looked completely constipated, his face full of concentration.
"I-I think it's... What people call... Love!"
"Hmm, love..."
"YEAH! I feel it with Sasuke!" Gaara's eyes widened, his jaw dropped.
"S-Sasuke?" He questioned. "
Y-yeah... Is there something wrong with that...?" Gaara grabbed Naruto's top and stood up. Naruto looked him right in the eye and before he could process what was happening Gaara's hand flew right across his face, BITCH SLAPPED. Naruto rubbed is sore, red cheek.
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS?" Gaara shouted. Naruto, still with his hand cupping his cheek, replied:
"W-well yeah, I mean... We did... 'It'..." He stuttered, completely confused. Gaara's face went bright red.
"W-WHAT?"
"You know, we had-"
"I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. THIS IS BIG. THIS IS REALLY BIG. COUPLE OF THE YEAR EVERYBODY! I NEED TO TELL SAKURA..." He said, falling as he attempted to run out the room.
"W-WAIT!" Naruto called after him.