Summary: What happens when Haku meets the daughter of the hokage's parnoid nice? Read and find out...
(A/N: I dont own Naruto, but i REALLY wish i owned Haku...)
(a/n: The third hokage, not Tsunade)
Chapter one: Naruto Body Gaurd?
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Dear uncle Hokage,
My daughter (the youngest, Kohitsuji) has decided to study abroad in the land of fire. I half heartedly agreed, because i knew she could stay with you and konohamaru (otherwise i would have said NO!) As you know, she's not a ninja; she's coming to study art at a shcool near the villafe hidden in the leaves. Since she's not a ninja,...I DEMAND THAT YOU SEND BODYGUARDS TO ESCORT HER TO THE VILLAGE! JONIN, ANBU, THE BEST YOU'VE GOT! I DEMAND THE BEST PROTECTION FOR MY BABY! I WANT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT ON THIS! (or else!)
Anyway, you can send them to pick her up at the south of the village hidden in the light. (You know, the country so small people don't even know were alive! - that bugs me--)Please send them on the 15th. She'll be waiting!
Love your dearset nice,
Akagewasu -
The hokage sighed and put the letter down on his desk. The letter had been post marked for the 2nd, but why was he only just reading it now? Now... the 14th...( DUN-DUN-DUN ).
"Darn those interns for putting this letter at the bottom of my stack of papers.Hmm...none of the jonin are expendible right now, and i certainly can't send Anbu for this...,"thought the hokage as he store at the steam rising out of his coffe.
The hokage, however, was the best in the land of fire, and quikly figuerd out a solution.
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"You said you needed to talk old man, but make it quick...there's a buy one get one free ramen sale,"Naruto winned as he slummped into the chair across from the hokage.
'this better work' thought the hokage as he prepared to give his speech.
" Naruto, and urgent matter has arrisen, and i belive that you'er the best gennin for the job," Hokage started.
'ohhhhhhhhhh the BEST! hehehe... he picked me! i'm even better than sasuke!'thought Naruto.
"Well...come on... out with it," Naruto cheered.
"You are to be at the spot located on that map by noon tomarrow.You will then help to escort a young woman back to the village.Simple enough, don't you think?" The hokage explaind.
Naruto sat and pondered for a minute.He knew he'd have to use a great deal of chakra to get all the way to light country.
"ok. But what's in it for me," he asked demonically.
'crap! The kid knows i'm desperate', thought the hokage nervously.
"Um...you can wear my hat when you get back. Yes,yes you can show it off to your genin team!"the hokage offerd.
"Ok, you got your slef a deal... but i also want THAT ramen," naruto replied.
The hokage cringed.How did a kid know about THAT ramen anyway?What a little brat!
"Alright, fine"said the hokage as Naruto's smile widend,"but only if Kohitsuji gives me a good report!"
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A/N: Kohitsuji Lamb
Akageasu cow Akachan (thier last name) Baby
Haku will be brought in soon, after all it is a romance! HakuXKohitsuji
possible anko x Zabuza