To start off: I have had a very bad semester this time around. It was a make or break semester (half the students failed!) and on top of that, my mother passed away. So, I finally made an attempt at writing again mostly because Bwood202 kept poking me which I'm very thankful for. This was requested and I tried my best to follow their wishes without tampering too much with characterization.

Hikaru sighed as he leaned back into the ornate sofa that was one of many in the Host Club's main room where guests generally frolicked. Though today there wasn't a female in sight, particularly the female he cared about most that just so happened to walk around dressed as one of the Host Club members as well. Hikaru let out another sigh as he tried to think of a way to make their female host wear more feminine, or possibly more revealing clothing. He shook his head as he felt his pants tighten, and looked around for a distraction. Kaoru was by his side inspecting his nails. Honey was at the table in the corner with a bunch of cookies that he must have found; they weren't the usual ones that Kyoya set out for club activities. And Mori was sitting near Honey while reading a book.

Hikaru frowned, "why are we even here?"

Kaoru looked up, "I thought you said you wanted to stop by."

"Cookies!" Honey answered from across the room. Mori merely looked up and glanced at Honey before looking back at his book.

"I thought Haruhi might stop by," Hikaru muttered.

Kaoru blinked. "The Host Club is closed today and Haruhi did say she had a lot of studying to do."

"Maybe she will still stop by," Hikaru sighed.

"Well, I'm bored." Kaoru sighed as well. "What do you want to do?"

"I dunno." Hikaru shrugged.

"We could study." Kaoru suggested.

Hikaru scowled, "it's no fun without Haruhi." He pulled out his cell and contemplated texting her to study with them.

Kaoru frowned at his twin. He sighed. "If you want, I could just pretend to be her."

Hikaru raised a brow and looked at his twin. After a moment he tilted his head in question. "Do you really want to?"

Kaoru smirked before glancing over at the table where Honey was still chowing down on his cookies. He looked back at his brother; it would be a fun game to play.

"I don't know if you'll succeed so well." Kaoru grinned. "I am only interested in studying." Kaoru made a bashful look. "And cooking."

"I could show you some cooking techniques." Hikaru leaned in toward his twin.

"You got to preheat the oven first." Kaoru turned his head.

"Oh, Haruhi, you thought I wouldn't?" Hikaru placed his hand on Kaoru's upper thigh. "What kind of cook would I be if you weren't ready?"

"A selfish one," Kaoru grinned.

"hmmmm." Hikaru leaned into Kaoru's neck. "Sounds like fun."

"Oh, Hikaru." Kaoru turned red. "You shouldn't say things like that."

"I can't help it. It's how I feel when-"

"When you're with her?" Kaoru looked up with tears in his eyes.

"Yes…." Hikaru looked away. "But…also when I'm with you."

"It's wrong…" Kaoru sputtered.

"I know." Hikaru leaned forward and kissed Kaoru soundly on the lips. He could feel Kaoru whimper against him. Hikaru's fingers went through Kaoru's red hair as Kaoru began to kiss back. Gravity took its toll and they both fell backward into the sofa with Hikaru on top, between Kaoru's legs. He ground down into the identical man making the redhead moan. Hikaru then bit down on Kaoru's neck relishing the way his twin arched into him. He ground harder against Kaoru and could feel their erections rubbing against each other. He knew if this lasted much longer then they might need to get their own room.

"Mitsukuni?" They both heard from across the room.

Hikaru looked up to see Honey turn his head and glare at the two as he stormed toward the door to the back room. "I'd rather go back here to eat." Takashi glanced at the twins and then followed the shorter man out of the room.

As the door shut, Hikaru couldn't help but chuckle. "That works out for us."

"Yeah it does." Kaoru jerked his hips upward making the older twin gasp.

After taking a deep breath, Hikaru moved his hand down and grasped the bulge in his brother's pants. He grinned at the look on Kaoru's face. "Do you want it?"

Kaoru nodded. He loved it when his brother talked dirty to him. He wrapped his legs around Kaoru's waist and relished the feel of Hikaru's cock erect against him. Hikaru gripped the sides of the sofa and started a slow mimic of the act he wanted to do. Kaoru grabbed Hikaru by the hair and brought him down so he could whisper in his ear. "Now."

"We could get caught." Hikaru grinned. The thought of being caught sent a jolt to his insides and made him want to do it even more.

Before Kaoru could retort, they both heard the door click. Immediately, the twins looked up to the large ornate doors to see Haruhi staring at them. After a moment she began looking around the room, completely unphazed. "Have you seen Kyoya?"

The twins looked at each other and then her. "No," they said in unison.

"Why are you looking for him?" Hikaru asked, jealousy apparent in his voice.

"He has my calculator." Haruhi answered as she walked over to where they usually kept their bags. She recognized Kyoya's bag among them but frowned when she saw that Tamaki's was there as well.

"Why does Kyoya have your calculator?" Kaoru asked as Hikaru pulled himself off of him.

"He was showing me some things for Math class when Tamaki decided to be a dumbass." Haruhi frowned.

"Uh-oh," Kaoru laughed, "looks like someone's mad at the boss."

"Maybe you should stay with us, and we can make you relax." Hikaru offered.

"No, thank you."

"It'll make Tono mad." Hikaru told her. Haruhi just ignored him.

"Maybe he'll even stop calling you 'his daughter'." Kaoru smirked.

Haruhi paused. "What did you have in mind?"

The twins glanced at each other.

"Nothing much," Hikaru smirked.

"Just enough to make Tono stop seeing you as his little girl," Kaoru told her. "If he sees you playing a more adult role then it should make it clear to him."

"More adult?" Haruhi raised an eyebrow.

"Just a kiss…" Kaoru said.

"Or two.." Hikaru added

"Maybe some touching."

"Touching?" Haruhi frowned. She looked to Kaoru to see him nodding. Haruhi held her chin as she thought about it. "No sex, though?"

"Unless you ask," they both chimed in.

Haruhi sighed as she continued to think. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just simple touching and if it got Tamaki out of her hair then that would be a definite help. If anything she would just love for him to stop trying to get her to call him Daddy.

"I guess I don't see the harm. It's not like I never kissed someone before." Haruhi said matter-of-factly.

The twins were immediately at her side nuzzling her neck, which they knew to be one of her weak spots. Haruhi immediately pulled back and had a rare blush on her face. "Not there."

"How about lower?" Hikaru smirked.

"Never mind," Haruhi sighed. "I...how is this supposed to make Sempai stop calling me his daughter?"

"By catching us with you," they both grinned as they pulled her onto the sofa. This time they both went for her ears which were just as sensitive as her neck. Hikaru's hand had gone straight for her thigh but she didn't notice until Kaoru's hand followed. Both of them pulled on a leg, making her spread them far apart. Haruhi tried hard to fight past a familiar feeling that she would occasionally get at night. But this wasn't her alone under her bed sheets in the dark. This was in front of her friends who suddenly seemed happy enough to take care of her developing problem.

Hikaru's fingers inched closer to her core and she began to wonder if she minded if he took care of her problem. Maybe he would be better at it than her. Haruhi gasped as his fingers touched the fabric of her pants that separated him from her core. Her breasts were now aching and she was fighting the urge to move herself up to meet his hand.

Suddenly she felt a pair of hands pull on her and the next thing she knew she was sitting in someone's lap with her knees on the outside of their knees; which made it easy for the twin to spread her legs by just spreading his own. Hikaru was suddenly above her kissing her lips deeply as he leaned forward. Which meant it was Kaoru that was spreading their legs to welcome his brother. The sudden closeness to both men made a fire start in her core. She could feel Kaoru's erection behind her and Hikaru's grinding against her core. She moaned against his mouth and could feel him fumbling with the buttons on her jacket. She began to move her hips too. Every time she lifted, she met Hikaru's cock, and every time she came back down there was Kaoru's.

Hikaru had started on her shirt buttons and she could feel cool air as he exposed more and more of her chest. She knew the white bra she had put on this morning was nothing to look at but Hikaru seemed excited nonetheless. He pulled it down exposing her breast and bent his head down to lick the pert mound. He rolled his tongue from the beginnings of the mound, slowly circling closer to her taut nipple. He gripped the side of her shirt to steady himself as he moved even closer. Finally he closed his mouth against her nipple and felt her arch against him. He ground into her deeply and she jerked against him. At the same time they heard a loud riiiiip sound through the air.

Haruhi blinked and looked down to see that Hikaru still had part of her shirt in his hand and now there was a giant tear due to her jerking motion. Her eyes widened and she pushed Hikaru off of her. "Kyoya's going to kill me. He's going to add so much to my debt, I'll never get to study."

"Don't worry about Kyoya." Hikaru breathed. "He won't find out."

"I have to get another suit or Dad will find out….." Haruhi's face paled. "He'd make me quit the Host Club and then I'd really have to find some way to pay Kyoya back." She immediately thought to how they had made her the club dog when she first started…or worse yet. She suddenly saw an image of Kyoya smiling that host smile and telling her, "all you have to do is tutor Tamaki every night for the rest of high school."

"Haruhi, it'll be ok-"

"I have to fix this, I should have a sewing kit in the back room." Haruhi quickly walked to the back room.

"What about-" Hikaru was cut off when Haruhi shut the door.

"I don't think she's coming back." Kaoru sighed.

Hikaru grunted and ran out of the main Host Club room. Kaoru sighed, knowing full well that his brother had run to the bathroom. The school had to be empty in this particular wing so there was no fear of having to run across someone. After a few moments, Kaoru had made his way to the closest bathroom and pushed open the door to see his brother leaning against a sink. His face was wet with what Kaoru could only assume to be cold water. Hikaru was staring at the mirror. Kaoru sighed and walked up behind his brother and wrapped his arms around him.

"Hika?" Kaoru asked.

Hikaru shook his head.

Kaoru frowned and decided to ignore his brother. He knew what Hikaru needed, and it was not to be tormented by the need of release. Kaoru's hand went downward and rubbed against the bulge in Hikaru's pants. Hikaru made a tiny groan.

"I want you." Kaoru whispered into his ear. He let go of Hikaru and headed for a nearby stall. Hikaru took a deep breath to steady himself. He knew he needed this and he knew he did want this even if Kaoru hadn't been his first choice for today. He walked into the stall to see Kaoru looking at him coyly. "Do it." Kaoru ordered.

Hikaru pushed Kaoru against the wall and ground against his brother's erection. He was happy that his hadn't gone away either. Kaoru threw his head back as he bit back a moan. He thrust his hips forward to meet his brother. After a few thrusts, Kaoru dropped to his knees.

"Kaoru…I want…"

"You're not going in dry." Kaoru frowned. "Have to preheat the oven a bit." Hikaru nodded, though he felt well heated, but he also knew that it would hurt Kaoru a lot if they didn't do this. A part of him was turned on when he remembered Kaoru yelling out the time they hadn't thought ahead about going in dry. Kaoru had already begun undoing Hikaru's pants and was admiring the body that was identical to his own that stood at attention. He engulfed Hikaru's cock, allowing saliva to pool in his mouth and drip down onto Hikaru. He knew that Hikaru was as big as him and that it always hurt at first. He wanted to make sure that Hikaru was as wet as possible. Hikaru groaned as Kaoru's tongue swirled around his cock. He didn't bother to keep himself from thrusting forward and making Kaoru deep throat him. He knew Kaoru loved it when he tried to screw his mouth. But Hikaru knew that Kaoru's mouth wasn't enough. He needed more and couldn't help the groan when Kaoru pulled away.

"Fuck me," Kaoru ordered as he wiped his mouth. He undid his belt and let his pants and boxers fall to the floor.

Hikaru made Kaoru turn to the wall and then bent his brother over so he could have easier access. Kaoru held onto the cold wall as he felt Hikaru's wet head prod his entrance. "You want me to do this don't you?"

Kaoru nodded.

Hikaru leaned forward so he could whisper into Kaoru's ear. "You know I was planning to fuck you first. Make her hear how good it felt and then we do her together."

Kaoru felt himself harden more. "Hika…."

Hikaru thrust forward making Kaoru grunt in pain. Hikaru used his foot to make Kaoru's legs spread out a bit more and then began to thrust more until Kaoru's grunts became moans. He wanted to make Kaoru scream but he knew he couldn't. He didn't need to be caught like this. They didn't need to be caught like this. But when Kaoru tightened against him as he hit Kaoru's prostate he decided he didn't care.

"Scream. And I'll find a way." Hikaru grunted. "We could do her together. Share."

"No…can't…." Kaoru shook his head.

"Kaoru…" Hikaru grunted as he felt his peak nearing.

Kaoru tightened against him as he released onto the wall. His moans turned into a scream of pleasure as he felt the heat of Hikaru spurt inside of him. Hikaru's hand found Kaoru's cock and stroked him until every bit of him was released as Hikaru continued to pound him until he couldn't move anymore.

They fell to the bathroom floor in a crumbled heap. Hikaru gasped for air as did Kaoru next to him. Hikaru looked at his brother and couldn't help but wonder. Did Kaoru mean he couldn't scream, or couldn't share?

To be perfectly honest, that did start out somewhat more innocent on paper than it turned out on my laptop. But damn they do make a fine pair. Also, now I may write a spinoff where they do get to go all the way. By the by, there's more to come. If I can help it, by next week. People annoy me and I will get off my lazy ass and write.